You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

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Princeps senatus

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E-mantheseeker said:
Princeps senatus said:
[Xbox 360] Seriously you're playing this game on the Xbox 360, it's so much better on the PS3.
[PS3] Seriously you're playing this game on the PS3, it's so much better on the Xbox 360.
[PC] Seriously you're playing this game on the PC, it's so much better on the consoles.
What about if the person is playing on the Wii?

I realize you might have left it out on purpose, so that someone like me would ask about it and you would reply with a funny/snarky comment... or maybe you genuinely forgot it?
Well, to be honest I left it because I didn't think of anything at the time but here goes.

[Wii] You know this game is just an inferior port from the original [Insert system] game.
 

L4Y Duke

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I've heard that the [important quest item] is inside the [dungeon on opposite side of map to dungeon where item is located]
 

hebdomad

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Oh my god there you are! Help, I can hardly see you, where are you? You've got to help me, I'm stuck here with only one line of dialogue on an infinite loop, you've got to stop it, it's so horrible! where are you? don't go please! *sobs* (loop dialogue)
 

PezNic

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I'd just pull out a sandwich and say "Nom nom nom nom"

either that or "I have lightning...... in my pants."
 

aussiesniper

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[throws rocks at passerby] Only when you accept the true childeren of the earth will you be granted the corn blessings!
 

Jovlo

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Don't you have anything better to do than killing innocent bystanders?
(This will definitely be the very last line I get to say)
 

KeithA45

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"I need you to kill [x] number of wombats and I'll give you 50 gp"

*note: you have 56,219 gp*
 

Rock Beefchest

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"Hey Scott, I know about your masterbating to farm catalogs, and I am going to tell everyone you know" (I know this is a ZP reference)

I think it would hilarious to the Scotts out there with bizarre self love practices.