You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[The_Chief]

Touch my Tra-La-La

oh my Ding Ding Dong

 

[Baby Tea]

Wifes been getting prickly on me arse...

 

[ssgt splatter]

Shave and a haircut, two bits

 

[veloper]

you stupid mungo!
(because kids in FO3 cannot be killed)

 

[Sinvel]

Whatcha talkin about Willis?

 

[Cheesebob]

"Yo momma's so fat, that when she sits around the table, she sits AROUND the table"

I went there

 

[UpcountryGecko]

"I see what you did there"

 

[Judas-]

"It's my sperm, alien!"

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

im pretty Sure thats on oblivion but still good

Mine would be: You touch me,you die Ok?

 

[quellan_thyde]

Don't you have some XP grinding to do? Then stop bothering me and go away!

 

[ShadowDude112]

Kill me please im just some gay NPC!

 

[MajinMoose]

"Snape kills Dumbledore."
Or
"Can't let you do that!"
Probably been taken but meh.

 

[skib132]

at the end of the game i will die or turn evil

 

[Normeo]

I have one level in commoner, you have three levels in some crazy PC class that allows to wield weapons in public and beat down on who you feel is the bad guy. Go ask someone else where the treasure is. I've got cows to tend to and low DC skill checks to make you dick.

Or my personal favourite......


psst wanna buy some shrooms?

"shrooms" sounds like Nervin, a ranger hailing from a small wood that doesn't appear on any maps.

 

[DarthHK]

"Your weapons do not scare me. Whatever you do, do not hit the tilde key!"

 

[thisguyfromthere]

"Of course it's not contagious! You'd have spread it to everyone by now!"

 

[Elim Garak]

SHOTS!