You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Warchirf]

over nine thousand?!?!

 

[Mr. Valentine]

up, down, left, right circle for God mode*said realy fast, followed by my death MUAHAHAHAHA*

 

[Mariena]

"Pick up that can."

Damnit! On page 3! Already!

Oh well..

Okay, uhm, how about..

"Psst, hey. Want to have a good time?"

 

[WinterSoldier]

I might be used as some crappy plot device in the sequel!

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

"you do know you can run right?"

My friend went through the entire campaign of RE4 without realizing you could run. It was hilarious when he found out you could

 

[ctodd183]

"Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!"

Ooh, ooh, or,

"I see you've come to me, that's really hard. You're gonna have to go all day to come to me again."

Just to give the player a "that's what she said" moment.

 

[Kogarian]

Bring out your dead!

(Not sure if anyone said that already...)

 

[Kogarian]

"you do know you can run right?"

My friend went through the entire campaign of RE4 without realizing you could run. It was hilarious when he found out you could

My friend was level twenty-something in Oblivion before he found out he could fast-travel.

 

[Compatriot Block]

I am the god of this realm; ask of me and you shall receive.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I'de Hit that.

 

[bigbrian206]

Let the Lord of Chaos rule

 

[Gubbins]

Your next quest involves 3 things, scissors, power cable and going outside...

 

[The Great JT]

"Joo wanna slap him with de crab?"
-OR-
"Get a 40-foot hose, a puppy and the Hope Diamond and meet me on the roof of the Empire State Building."

I was thinking of something from the end of every episode of Kenan and Kel.

 

[cj_iwakura]

While you're talking to me, I'm deleting your data.

 

[Kodlak]

I lack social skills, so I can't speak more than one line.

 

[superdance14]

I am your father. (And since I have one line of dialogue, they'll never know any more)

 

[Bradfucius]

You have 5 seconds to close this text box and run.

 

[Jursa]

Sorry mario, but our princess is in another castle!

 

[Flack]

"Stop right there criminal scum!"