You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Adoster]

All right, I wanna cast a spell, I CAST FLARE!

EDIT : or i would say something like: YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPE! or some other kind of completely random stuff. Or also: 1100011010110001100111011110110000101 ( if anybody can read this, can you tell me what i just said cause i don't even know.

 

[RogueDarkJedi]

"I think my package is the bomb"

 

[Papopapo456]

Zelda is waiting for you in the next dungeon

 

[thx01138]

i will pee in your bed
wait wtf?

 

[KarumaK]

By activating this message you have activated a save game deletion protocal, you will be ejected once deletion is complete... thank you and goodbye.

 

[Metalchair]

"I dont have a greeting line."

 

[Rick-Banana]

Times are tough.

YES!

 

[ThePine]

"Hey... You wanna buy some death sticks?"

 

[Knonsense]

Read this ten page pamphlet I wrote.

 

[ocean of fire]

What is NPC?

None playable character.

 

[FoxtrotTango]

ZOMBIE GOASTS, LEAVE THIS PLACE

 

[Jeronus]

Commit Suicide?

YES NO

 

[Lazy_Armada]

" Its a living"

 

[IronMuck]

"And now for something completely different"

"Jaraziah is my leader"

"Re-Re-Re-Reload!"

"That doesn't work"

Simply remove their mouse/cursor from the screen; Returns shortly after "Are you going to use that more responsibly now?"

 

[13lackfriday]

You know what they call a Big Mac in France?

Royal with cheese?

In menacing Samuel Jackson voice:
"...And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers!
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee..."

 

[salbarragan]

Ever get the feeling that everything around you isn't real and that you are just a play thing for something greater than yourself?

Or Simply

I love breaking the 4th Wall! Hello Player!

 

[maximilian]

top of the day to ya *****

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Oh hi, at last, you made it...Now listen carefully, this is the only way we can defeat the enem - *explodes into a shower of ex-person*

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

You know what they call a Big Mac in France?

A big mac. They call a quarter pounder a royal.