You're going to jail - one item with you

[GamerPhate]

this about sums up what I would want

flying fucken tank

I wouldnt escape with it, Id just fly it around the yard and sleep with it

I'll trade you three packs of smokes and a rack of cookies.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'd bring a personal prison cell which is remakably similar to a self-sufficient mansion of some sort ... then I'd stay in my mansion ... with the doors locked ... and preferably electrified.

 

[shelif]

real world item: PC and unlimited games with steam and the internet
un real item: a dragon so i can have it bust through the roof so i can go flying and swimming (not to excape keeping within the restrictions)
funny item: a matter synthisiser so i can make anything i want mainly exploding pies then have a food fight

 

[Worgen]

this about sums up what I would want

flying fucken tank

I wouldnt escape with it, Id just fly it around the yard and sleep with it

I'll trade you three packs of smokes and a rack of cookies.

hmmm..... what kind of cookies?

 

[rosemystica]

A rock hammer.

It's... my hobby. Yeah.

 

[Nouw]

This would be good.

/thread, fucking /thread

I'd just bring along an computer and type away in the Escapist

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

A Dome of Safety. I've been kind of beating around the bush in regards to this. I've always told people my worst fear is sea monsters, but that's #2. What I'm more afraid of than anything else in the world is being raped. Maybe it's reading The Library Policeman, or maybe it's just that I don't like the idea of things being forcefully put in my anus, probably while I'm being beaten, but there is no way, under any circumstances, that I will ever allow anybody to do anything of the sort to me. And, in the circumstance you describe, I don't need my guitar or my iPod or my computer or anything. I'll hide inside my Dome of Safety, coming out only for food (although it would be best if the food were somehow brought to me), and sing to myself to keep entertained. It's that important to me.

 

[Orwellian37]

Soap that I cannot be dropped.

 

[NJ]

this about sums up what I would want

flying fucken tank

I wouldnt escape with it, Id just fly it around the yard and sleep with it

I'll trade you three packs of smokes and a rack of cookies.

hmmm..... what kind of cookies?

I'll top his offer; Triple-layered chocolate biscuits, high quality Jamaican and ontop of that - A Playboy magazine for those lonely, all male nights.

 

[Worgen]

this about sums up what I would want

flying fucken tank

I wouldnt escape with it, Id just fly it around the yard and sleep with it

I'll trade you three packs of smokes and a rack of cookies.

hmmm..... what kind of cookies?

I'll top his offer; Triple-layered chocolate biscuits, high quality Jamaican and ontop of that - A Playboy magazine for those lonely, all male nights.

nah, flying tank is sexier then anything in playboy, I love you flying tank *kisses*

 

[NJ]

this about sums up what I would want

flying fucken tank

I wouldnt escape with it, Id just fly it around the yard and sleep with it

I'll trade you three packs of smokes and a rack of cookies.

hmmm..... what kind of cookies?

I'll top his offer; Triple-layered chocolate biscuits, high quality Jamaican and ontop of that - A Playboy magazine for those lonely, all male nights.

nah, flying tank is sexier then anything in playboy, I love you flying tank *kisses*

Alright then, my fortress:

... in trade for your pocket-rocket, on the deal I get to keep the Playboy mags, biscuits and the reefer.

 

[Worgen]

this about sums up what I would want

flying fucken tank

I wouldnt escape with it, Id just fly it around the yard and sleep with it

I'll trade you three packs of smokes and a rack of cookies.

hmmm..... what kind of cookies?

I'll top his offer; Triple-layered chocolate biscuits, high quality Jamaican and ontop of that - A Playboy magazine for those lonely, all male nights.

nah, flying tank is sexier then anything in playboy, I love you flying tank *kisses*

Alright then, my fortress:

... in trade for your pocket-rocket, on the deal I get to keep the Playboy mags, biscuits and the reefer.

oooohhhhhhhh fortress tank.... throw in the half track and paint the fortress up to look like something out of brutal legend and we have a deal sir

 

[evilwhiteboy]

I would bring a 12 pack of coke and fizzie rocks, and maybe mentos

 

[NJ]

this about sums up what I would want

flying fucken tank

I wouldnt escape with it, Id just fly it around the yard and sleep with it

I'll trade you three packs of smokes and a rack of cookies.

hmmm..... what kind of cookies?

I'll top his offer; Triple-layered chocolate biscuits, high quality Jamaican and ontop of that - A Playboy magazine for those lonely, all male nights.

nah, flying tank is sexier then anything in playboy, I love you flying tank *kisses*

Alright then, my fortress:

... in trade for your pocket-rocket, on the deal I get to keep the Playboy mags, biscuits and the reefer.

oooohhhhhhhh fortress tank.... throw in the half track and paint the fortress up to look like something out of brutal legend and we have a deal sir

Deal! And to compliment your selection you'll get the Germans along with a few cans o' paint as a bonus. Just be sure to feed Fritz, he's a bit down.

 

[Worgen]

this about sums up what I would want

flying fucken tank

I wouldnt escape with it, Id just fly it around the yard and sleep with it

I'll trade you three packs of smokes and a rack of cookies.

hmmm..... what kind of cookies?

I'll top his offer; Triple-layered chocolate biscuits, high quality Jamaican and ontop of that - A Playboy magazine for those lonely, all male nights.

nah, flying tank is sexier then anything in playboy, I love you flying tank *kisses*

Alright then, my fortress:

... in trade for your pocket-rocket, on the deal I get to keep the Playboy mags, biscuits and the reefer.

oooohhhhhhhh fortress tank.... throw in the half track and paint the fortress up to look like something out of brutal legend and we have a deal sir

Deal! And to compliment your selection you'll get the Germans along with a few cans o' paint as a bonus. Just be sure to feed Fritz, he's a bit down.

does he need special diet food or can I just feed him dry food?

 

[Maverick Siragusa]

My PC obviously? What else can provide endless hours of entertainment?

Arnold Schwarzenegger of course hes a joy

id also bring chuck norris's beard it would remind me of better times were you aren't sent to prison by killing a man with a cup of jello

 

[shaboinkin]

A karaoke machine. Good laughs

 

[Ldude893]

A large Virgin Mary figurine. I'm a religious kinda guy.


(late one night, I smash the figurine to pieces and take hold of a metallic device inside:

)

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

Lube, lots and lots of lube...

wow wow are u planning to rape the whole prison? :O

id get somekind of deodorant that makes my ass smell bad...rly rly rly rly rly bad! That way noone will ever drop soap around me haha