"And I'm telling you the only stench heartier than your rotting burrick of a master, is the smell of liquor on his fetid breath. If he comes near Lady Van Vernon again, we'll boil his knickers!"
At best, I get to shoot out the NPCs on the other tower before they get me. At worst, I get black-jacked, robbed, and thrown off the tower. Still, it's better than some.