Zero Punctuation: Bionic Commando

[Ghost]

MY LETTER GOT FEATURED! HURRAY!

it is indeed a good day to be Mr. Sterling, but why did you never answer my question?

 

[Tsietisin]

Oh dear, When I watched the end of the video and saw my name come up, I got a little scared.

I don't remember sending Yahtzee an e-mail...

That's right, my name is John Sterling. Not THE John Sterling, just A John Sterling. I would like to inform you all now that we are not all as moronic as that one.

 

[PureFlight]

I laughed more during this review than most of them. It's ok, b/c they're all AWESOME.

And Dr. Pepper is superior to Pepsi and Coke. Or at least Pepsi.

 

[Irridium]

Why all the hate against pepsi?
I like it, although I probably just set myself up to be flamed...

But anyway, about the video, not as funny as last weeks, but still hilarious.

"Hookers don't wear suits of armor, except at E3" - classic

Are you John Sterling by chance???

Oh shit, they're on to me!
but no, I'm not.

And why do people get so uptight about soda?
Is it really that big of a deal?

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

I can't believe that someone thought Yahtzee actually had a copy of a game that doesn't exist. Loading screens are bitches and I now realize why my friend Robot Torg was telling me about Pepsi after giving me his own review of Bionic Commando.

 

[DeeMoney]

Does anyone know the background song he used when showing the letter...I've heard it on a show before...a kids show I think, but can't remember.

The loading bit was HILARIOUS!!

 

[pepsiblue11]

I LOVE PEPSI!!!!

 

[GyroCaptain]

Pepsi sucks. Tastes like dirty Coca Cola.

Yes, this.

The crowning moment of hilarity for me was when the local shoddy internet interrupted Yahtzee RIGHT AFTER the third loading-time joke. Accidental, but could not have been funnier.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Brilliant from start to finish XD.

The only time I could stop laughing was to exclaim "Yahtzee 1, Pepsi 0"

 

[Jimmis]

Great review! I checked out what the twist was and... wow.

Also to all you Coke fanboys, Pepsi < Coke, however Coke < RC. Yes RC.

 

[Zaits]

Isn't this just Spiderman with a jazzed up robot arm and some gunplay?

I think I'll go spend my money on hookers and blow...You know what? Forget the blow.

 

[DerGermanGuy]

So, what I have learned from this review is that Mr. John Sterling probably drinks Pepsi.
Now I just have to figure out why this is so important to know.

 

[MB202]

I like Pepsi. Eh, whatever.

Also, I knew there would be some idiot who thought that game would be real. Nice job showing it in that video and humiliating him in front of everyone on the Internet.

 

[willgreg123]

About that letter of the week, I so called that.

 

[RedPanda]

Lmao...Pepsi? I didn't no they included such things in virtual games it seems odd that for a game with biohazzard enviorment or futuristic things they wouldn't include anything unexpected lmao. Pepsi XD funny...thanks for the review and wow rly? U die from reaching to high wow that's pretty lame it's like...u can't roam anywhere *_*

 

[Roddly]

I watch every week, but just now decided to register because "I don't care 'bout no wife" and "Pepsi sucks" deserved a thanks.

 

[Kinguendo]

Bionic Commando a Shitty Game Because it drinks Pepsi? ... *Sigh*

At least last weeks awesomeness makes up for this weeks downfall.

Aw come on, the advertising was a pain in the arse and the game sucked jurrasic balls and... hahaha, jurrasic balls? WTF? And, and... oh, blast! Well, I can't remeber what I was going to say so it MUST have been important(!) So I will end with this, the advertising for Pepsi got so boring that I actually blanked out Pepsi adverts and forgot they ever existed... seriously, the only advert I can remember was for NVIDIA and I crushed a guy with that one.

 

[Teh Ty]

Psh, who needs pepsi, when you have...
~dundundun!~
Arnold Palmer!

 

[OmegaWarmech]

Ah, a great funny video as always! If only it were possible to fav these or to get e-mail notifications about when new ones come out. If it is possible, please someone tell this newb.