Zero Punctuation: Console Rundown

curryinc

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stupidest thing ever..why not just tell us there isn't an installment this week..?

the old episodes are always there available to watch..doesn't really make sense bumping an old one
 

benjstuff

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for fucks sake he uploaded this 4 months ago the lazy prick and deleted it so we cant watch it. thought we woulndt notice. wanker
 

TheZaius

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I knew something was off about this review. No mention of Super Mario Galaxy or... uh, some good game for the PS3. There's also this: "...have another look at this encore presentation of one of our favorite episodes, Yahtzee's review of the console war."

Well, it's still funny and still somewhat true. Now if only he'd review Bioshock...

Note: I have no interest in watching Young People Acting Like Douchebags... I mean F---ing.
 

curryinc

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TheZaius said:
I knew something was off about this review. No mention of Super Mario Galaxy or... uh, some good game for the PS3. There's also this: "...have another look at this encore presentation of one of our favorite episodes, Yahtzee's review of the console war."

Well, it's still funny and still somewhat true. Now if only he'd review Bioshock...
he reviewed Bioshock quite a while ago...and it was hilarious
 

ElArabDeMagnifico

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Damn, I was hoping he'd shred Haze this week :p

And um... what's with the ads at the end? Are these going to be regular, or did Yahtzee just pull up some random humourous ads so we had something new to watch? :p
I have NO IDEA What that "Young People Fucking" thing is - but hey, it got my attention.

The other thing is "unforgotten realms" - which I swear is already on newgrounds.com but I think it will be continued on escapist.
 

Archedgar

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I'm a bit disappointed, let's hope that next week's will be twice as good to make up for it.

PS:
MGS3 is out today!
 

trlkly

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New_Indigo_Dingo said:
Archedgar said:
PS:
MGS3 is out today!
I hope to god this was a joke, or at the very least this guy has been in a coma for 3 years, 5 months and 25 days, and hasn't realised it.
Don't forget about that whole "not released at the same time everywhere" thing. You'd think somebody who watches Yahtzee would understand this.

Also, I must say I'm disappointed by the lack of a new ZP. I was hoping he at least would at least take a few minutes to add an update at the end of this one.

The Escapist needs to have a backlog of ZPs, so they can run one when Yahtzee has a legitimate reason not to post. They could even make money off of it: offer paid subscribers a look at the backlog.

And yes, I think Yahtzee has the ability to do more than one review per week. All he's got to do is complete each one a day earlier, and, pretty soon, he'll have a large backlog.
 

AtxAxLoss

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DrMisanthrope said:
Archedgar said:
I'm a bit disappointed, let's hope that next week's will be twice as good to make up for it.

PS:
MGS3 is out today!
MGS3 can suck my balls, hyped up to fuckery, im sure it'll be full of shit like MGS2 was. Remember how good that looked, I almost creamed when i saw the trailer on VHS because dvd players only just came into existance, it was set to be the biggest thing since Jesus....
Im going to reserve judgement on it
Adding onto a joke rarely works, but when it does...


Good one. :]
 

beekay

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Well, that was thoroughly irritating. Wouldn't it have been much simpler to say "We're off somewhere else, no ZP this week!" instead of making me run around like an idiot as i scanned through the video hoping for any new material whatsoever?

I was partially validated at the end, then I realised that the end sucked several kinds of genitalia and came crashing back to the reality of repeats. It feels like the Escapist just stabbed us in the back, especially with Yahtzee reminding us in the very same video that repeating things in never enjoyable.
 

rawnsley

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Now we seem to have a few Yahtzee fanboys dotted around, he's a big boy now and doesn't need you defending him. Relax people, he does a good job and is very entertaining, I don't think anyone is denying that. However, as a few people have commented already he does this as a job; he gets paid for it. Sure getting an award is awesome and well deserved, but it's hardly an excuse for such a level of unprofessionalism. A simple comment along the lines of 'sorry, award show' would have been enough, a re-run is completely unnecessary given the fact that viewers can skip back a few pages and watch the video again if they want to. Furthermore, a console rundown from 2007 can hardly be thought of as up to date or relevant now, half way through 2008.

Well done on the awards, but the escapist team shouldn't feel they need to placate like this.
 

Eyclonus

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You guys are aware he writes for practically every game magazine in Australia?
And trlkly don't give them any funny ideas about charging