Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

[runtheplacered]

First!

You couldn't have even watched it yet. Why do people bother doing this?

The obvious answer is that they're idiots. But what I want to know is why is it only a 3 day suspension? They need to just start banning people like that.

 

[Wyatt]

ohhh now here is the old yahtzee that makes me laugh right the hell out loud. great 'review' and even more funny when you cant actaly find a review of his of any game that he actualy loved.

just funny on so many levels.

 

[Abedeus]

Pfffft.

Ok, so I'm supposed to be a idiot for hoping that something half decent might have come out of 3D Realms? Granted, I didn't expect it to happen, but there's no need to insult people for hoping for something good.

No, there's no need for that.

Unless someone waits for a thing that has been in the studio for over a decade.

 

[Triple G]

Sorry, but is the game really out or is it just a joke? I know, that this could be a really stupid question but I really want to believe that it is out, but give me just the truth.

There are no stupid questions, but there is such a thing as asking the wrong people. 8 seconds on Google would probably eliminate any ignorance you have on this subject.

I googled it and I got no understanable answer. Sorry that I had the folly to ask a question on a forum. *rolleyes*

 

[Frawns]

nice !
I say that seems like a jolly good game!

 

[runtheplacered]

This might be one of the funniest reviews that Yahtzee has done. So brilliant, so clever, so hilarious.

Really? It was just one joke spread out for 5 minutes, or whatever. A quick mention of DNF in a "normal" review would have sufficed. I thought this was kind of a cop out. It definitely didn't feel clever to me considering everybody under the sun has been making fun of DNF in one way or another for awhile now. Maybe our definitions of cleverness differ.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Silly me... looked it up to see if it was actually out yet.

 

[DaxStrife]

Very amusing take on one of the biggest jokes of the gaming world for the past decade. Hopefully it'll be the final word on the matter and we can move on to more interesting games.
Oh, and any idea when "inFamous" gets released in Australia? I'd like to see/hear Yahtzee's opinion of it.

 

[Zersy]

Oh man... I confess I was not expecting that.

Who did ?

 

[Booties]

If this game did come out without me hearing about it until Yahtzee wrote some dumb review about it then I would kill myself. The world will crack in half when it finally does, that's how I'll know.

 

[balimuzz]

How could he not mention the level where you have to take out Master Chief by teaming up with Gordon Freeman, but then you get betrayed by him and you have an epic dick vs. crowbar battle that you win by being badass! That was my favorite part!

 

[-bladerunner-]

Terrible review. He's really jumped the shark on this one. He doesn't even describe the gameplay at all, he's too busy making stupid, unfunny jokes and long, pointless tangents about monkeys. If you compare this to one of his earlier reviews you'll see that it's NOTHING like his old style. Yahtzee has really sold out and*CUT*

Maybe now, idiots will stop lambasting him for not doing "proper reviews".

*sigh* He can't comment on gameplay because the game IS NOT OUT and may never be, he was only talking about how the game should be when it is released due to the time it is taking to 'develop' it (or did you not understand the extremely radical change in Yahtzee's reviewing style ie. he had nothing bad to say about the game).

Read up on the subject before making unfounded complaints about it.

Aaaahahahaha!

Sarcasm = missed.

Ah :I sorry about that sarcasm = missed by me.
Maybe I was to confused by the review.

 

[oneshotfinchy]

I refreshed. I refreshed again. I refreshed a third time.
Unless this is a statement on how the player will never appear just like the game, I am not amused.

 

[Podunk]

Pfffft.

Ok, so I'm supposed to be a idiot for hoping that something half decent might have come out of 3D Realms? Granted, I didn't expect it to happen, but there's no need to insult people for hoping for something good.

No, there's no need for that.

Unless someone waits for a thing that has been in the studio for over a decade.

Lest we forget that "insulting people for hoping for something good" could be considered Yahtzee's unofficial motto going on some time now.

 

[antipunt]

LOL, it took me a while to see what Yatzhee was doing

 

[scotth266]

Pfffft.

Ok, so I'm supposed to be a idiot for hoping that something half decent might have come out of 3D Realms? Granted, I didn't expect it to happen, but there's no need to insult people for hoping for something good.

No, there's no need for that.

Unless someone waits for a thing that has been in the studio for over a decade.

How does the amount of time spent waiting for something degrade the possible quality of it? Whether the game is good or bad is undetermined until it is released.

Once again, I repeat: I did not expect anything to come from DNF. But I still wanted to play it. Yahtzee's just dancing on the grave of a game people wanted to play, hoping to attract some attention, and that pisses me off.

 

[Alexandre123]

wow im first time poster but long time watcher i was really confused with this one i actually thought that he played it but in the end i saw it was a joke...kinda disapointed me but funny as always!

 

[Seydaman]

I'm very very confused.

it was a joke

 

[Segadroid]

I started to see throught the joke slightly after the achievement part XD

If that kind of game will ever be made, I want it!

 

[Jimmis]

So whats he gonna do when the game actually comes out and surpasses all expectations??