Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

[ElephantGuts]

I must say, that was brilliant. Simply brilliant.

Unskippable had been taking the spotlight from you, Yahtzee, but this shows a lot of your early sarcastic wit that I fell in love with.

 

[azadiscool]

That... was... fucking... amazing.

SATIRE FTW!

Also, did anyone find it oddly fitting that Duke Nukem Forever had a development that took forever?

 

[azadiscool]

i was al ready to go to play.com and buy this fucker-but no......
Yahtzee pulls a dick move extrordinair by revealibg that it wasn't out yet...




Prick......

I really hope you are kidding.

 

[Jamous]

XDXDXD

 

[TZer0]

Oh ho ho.. the sarcasm and humiliation. So fun to watch.

Honestly, I didn't see this "review" coming.

 

[d7rth j0e]

hahahahahahahahahahaha.
oh man that was awesome. best zp in a while. confused when i first saw it, since i'd totally forgotten about the game, and had assumed it wasn't coming out ever. but I suspected a joke when he got to the part about the guys eyes and nose controls (not that those aren't totally great ideas=D).

 

[Earth2Me]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA! *sigh* Yahtzee what are we going to do with you? That WAS hilarious! I had to pause the credits to see what the disclaimer said!

 

[TopaZzz]

Just gotta ask. Where is this weeks Unskippable?

 

[zeratul123]

hahaha i laughed when i remembered that game will not be realeased

 

[maddawg IAJI]

And that is how Jimmy Hendrix really died. Damn you Beatles.

 

[Earth2Me]

Just stopping by to, I blindly assume, agree with everyone that this episode was bloody brilliant.

You blindly assume...yes, bloody and brilliant. Brilliant with all the blood...SO BLOODY that it got its own spot on SAW 6! Holy crap, saw 6??? Haven't they given up on that crap yet?

 

[TaborMallory]

I never thought I'd be posting in one of these threads, but...

Gratz to Yahtzee.

 

[Mongodyr]

Very unexpected choice of game, and it was a funny "review". I liked it.

 

[TheTemby]

wait wait wait...
the game HAS been releaced??

 

[Russian Redneck]

Joke review. Expected/10

It was amusing, though.

 

[Kage Me]

wait wait wait...
the game HAS been releaced??

Did you even watch the movie... He said it wasn't at the end.

Also, yellow submarine. Frickin' A.

 

[ThreeWords]

I know very little about the Duke Nukem series, so for the first few minutes I wasn't sure how serious Yahtzee was being =P

 

[True Nero]

we should all let it die. just go to the X-Box Arcade and buy Duke Nukem 3D and play that instead of wasting time that could be used for better things... like cleaning gutters or licking electrical sockets (fun times).

 

[Anchupom]

Duke Nukem Forever = fail on toast.

 

[Chadling]

...Well, that was unexpected.