Zero Punctuation: iPhone Games

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

Yeah, great review. I had been expecting Fable 3 but I like that you went with something different, non-traditional and often unexamined, particularly as it's a good outlet for small developers.
Also I like what you did with the ending credits.

Now I want an iPhone.

 

[Draconalis]

Scuba gear... which I bought with the money I didn't use on an iphone.

 

[yourbeliefs]

i have a droid. most of the games are the same and it's nice to see them other on JUST the iPhone.

and is just me or am i the only one who see's the ZP imp every time i look at the picture of the Droid mascot?

No, I noticed quite a while ago that the ZP imp and the Android Mascot look so close to each other you'd think they were just good and evil twin versions of the other.

I also have an Android phone, and it is good that more developers now are recognizing the Android platform as legitimate for gaming. I think the fact that Angry Birds had about 8 million downloads will act as a Sirens call to other developers and that many will release for both iOS and Android. Hopefully Android will get Cut the Rope soon, but I am very satisfied with Angry Birds and Fruit Ninja is okay (albeit extremely repetitive..)

 

[Vibhor]

Doodlegod is popular because of fucking newgrounds.
They have plenty of fans there

 

[bdcjacko]

I use my droid to breathe on mars.

 

[Worgen]

damn, I was really hoping to see him play robot unicorn assault, cmon yahtzee, you know you want it

 

[Boletes Net]

iPhone Games

This week, Zero Punctuations reviews some of the popular iPhone games at this time.

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That was kinda shit Yahtzee, just talk about rape.....ffs

 

[codernator]

I'm too miserly to spend more than $20 on any phone, so IPhone can burn in hell along with all its cheap, gimicky shit.

And yes, Mars is a tough place to live, but not so impossible. "Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell, and there's no one there to raise them, if you dig."

I have my sights set on moving to Jupiter in the near future.

 

[Poisoned Al]

I don't have an iPhone and I don't bloody want one. Partly because I hate the idea of giving Apple money for a polished turd, but mostly becuase I have a habit of sending my phones on a trip through the washing machine. Therefore, all my phones have been cheap crap.

 

[Rigzit]

My Android phone came with a very large oxygen tank and excellent Wireless.

 

[GeorgW]

Great episode, the best one in a good while! I like any non-conventional episode, do more of those plz!
I'd love to hear your views on Robot Unicorn Attack, Yahtzee!
Oh, and I don't breathe. Breathing is for n00bz.

 

[Evil the White]

It's quite easy to breathe on Mars. But smoking chocolate is not really recommended.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm on Mars? Sweet!

Some of those games look appealing, but I don't have an iPhone, there's almost no service in the area, and I'm not dumb enough to buy something expensive and shiny because everyone else has one.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

I am one of the rare, 20-something year old well to do young people who has never before owned a mobile phone of any kind
I know, people don't get how I survive... I don't get how their brains work.

 

[Srdjan Tanaskovic]

*reads title*

*no Robot Unicorn Attack in review*


thats a shame

 

[Draconicfeline]

Whats funny is I don't have an I-phone...

Of course, I, like a turtle, carry a rock with me to hide under, and have done so for almost 2 decades.

Anyway, its pretty cool that such interesting games are coming out on it.

 

[DarkKnightBob]

Angry birds is availableon android. I suspect most of the other good games are sure to follow eventually.

 

[MikeHax]

I was born on Mars and thus I can breathe there!

 

[Cameron Sours]

Great review, but it raises the question:
Will we see a zero punctuation christman special. Like blackadders but more synicle.

Dear Sir,

You win grammar and spelling forever.

Good Day.

 

[rileyrulesu]

My main problem with I-phone games is it seems that they are the same as flash games you have to pay a dollar for.