Zero Punctuation: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Yeah is anyone else having problems watching this video? I keep getting an error saying Stream not found. It won't let me copy and paste is so I won't post it all but I believe most if it is just the video source. I've tried it on 3 different browsers (Safari, Firefox and Chrome) and it isn't letting me get my weekly fix. If I don't get some ZP soon I may begin withdrawal and will not be responsible for my own actions.

*Sucks thumb and sits rocking in corner*

 

[CouchCommando]

Yeah is anyone else having problems watching this video? I keep getting an error saying Stream not found. It won't let me copy and paste is so I won't post it all but I believe most if it is just the video source. I've tried it on 3 different browsers (Safari, Firefox and Chrome) and it isn't letting me get my weekly fix. If I don't get some ZP soon I may begin withdrawal and will not be responsible for my own actions.

*Sucks thumb and sits rocking in corner*

Yeah same here

 

[Rythe]

Still broken, annoyingly enough, which is a shame because it *sounds* like a good one from all the previous comments.

 

[AgentLex]

It's official. Kane and Lynch is now on the same level as Sonic.

 

[AvsJoe]

"Kane and Lynch sucked so many dicks it now breathes *spunk* instead of air!"

Now THAT'S a quote that should be on the box art!

 

[tkwelge]

Holy shit! I have to watch this when I'm not so high. It sounds like Yahtzee raped this game a new one.

 

[Bwown]

I wanted a Mafia II review, though this was pretty fucking funny I must admit.

Same here.

 

[Bwown]

It's official. Kane and Lynch is now on the same level as Sonic.

Technically, in order for it to be like Sonic, Kane & Lynch would've needed at least one good game before this.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I wonder if Yahtzee has found a new "worst game I've ever reviewed", in place of Too Human.

Probably not. Didn't he say that Too Human was broken almost to the point of unplayability?

OT: Excellent review. The man with the sweet hat scores again.

 

[Justin Harris]

You know. Nothing ever is good that's produced by Squarenix or any of its associates. It would be best to never look again at one of their products. Their fans will die off soon enough from social stigma.

 

[Justin Harris]

In other news. I saw the initial posts, and was too curious not too comment. Why were they put on probation for complimenting the video? Did some one report them because they didn't get to post first?

 

[implodinggoat]

"Sucks so many dicks it now breathes spunk instead of air" is the best insult I've heard all year. I shall be ripping that one off and hard.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Maybe he'll like Vanquish...If he reviews it. Cover based shooting, but JET PROPELLED!

Which was all well and good until the checkpoint-less boss one hit killed me and I vowed never to touch it again.

OT:

This was the best ZP in months.

Yahtzee is like Bill Hicks, funnier when he's angry.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Maybe he'll like Vanquish...If he reviews it. Cover based shooting, but JET PROPELLED!

Which was all well and good until the checkpoint-less boss one hit killed me and I vowed never to touch it again.

There's a checkpoint at the start. Just not after it transforms. The turrets on the ledge DECIMATE his health in less than 10 seconds.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Rolling on the floor, laughing. Not even going to abbreviate that, it's worth every word to say.

The final joke is priceless.

And Yahtzee once again proves his clairvoyance, as the DNF business seems almost frighteningly prophetic. It's finally coming out and it's going to be another generic brown FPS. Hoo-ray.

I wonder if he'll review it again, if it finally comes out(I'll believe it's done, only when I see it on sale in my local shop).

 

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

I just saw the "Mailbag Showdown" review, and he mentions a Gamespot employee being tea-bagged by Kane & Lynch first game. I totally forgot about that.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Maybe he'll like Vanquish...If he reviews it. Cover based shooting, but JET PROPELLED!

Which was all well and good until the checkpoint-less boss one hit killed me and I vowed never to touch it again.

There's a checkpoint at the start. Just not after it transforms. The turrets on the ledge DECIMATE his health in less than 10 seconds.

OK I'll give it another try then... it was fun up until that part.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Maybe he'll like Vanquish...If he reviews it. Cover based shooting, but JET PROPELLED!

Which was all well and good until the checkpoint-less boss one hit killed me and I vowed never to touch it again.

There's a checkpoint at the start. Just not after it transforms. The turrets on the ledge DECIMATE his health in less than 10 seconds.

OK I'll give it another try then... it was fun up until that part.

And focus fire on specific bodyparts. Your basic guns, when upgraded from picking up spares of the same gun on the field, will tear a bodypart away quickly. Then man a turret, and shoot the weak point!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Maybe he'll like Vanquish...If he reviews it. Cover based shooting, but JET PROPELLED!

Which was all well and good until the checkpoint-less boss one hit killed me and I vowed never to touch it again.

There's a checkpoint at the start. Just not after it transforms. The turrets on the ledge DECIMATE his health in less than 10 seconds.

OK I'll give it another try then... it was fun up until that part.

And focus fire on specific bodyparts. Your basic guns, when upgraded from picking up spares of the same gun on the field, will tear a bodypart away quickly. Then man a turret, and shoot the weak point!

I was just shooting the glowy red bits!

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Maybe he'll like Vanquish...If he reviews it. Cover based shooting, but JET PROPELLED!

Which was all well and good until the checkpoint-less boss one hit killed me and I vowed never to touch it again.

There's a checkpoint at the start. Just not after it transforms. The turrets on the ledge DECIMATE his health in less than 10 seconds.

OK I'll give it another try then... it was fun up until that part.

And focus fire on specific bodyparts. Your basic guns, when upgraded from picking up spares of the same gun on the field, will tear a bodypart away quickly. Then man a turret, and shoot the weak point!

I was just shooting the glowy red bits!

It's classic japanese boss design. Attack the bodyparts first to expose the weakpoints for an extended period of time. Attack enough bodyparts, and he'll collapse for a bit, leaving the major weakpoint vulnerable.

And run up his arms for a badass QTE.