Zero Punctuation: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
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Not a chance in hell.marioandsonic said:
Too Human is the worst.
This game wasn't good, but not bad as too human.
Yes is short, bad graphics, the aim is awful, in this kind of games the multiplayer is what is worthy but they failed in that.... and even so I'm more a classic gamer who enjoy more the single campain than them multiplayer.
Just rent this game, don't buy it and for god sake dont buy the DLC.
My far too expensive hat off to you Yahtzee! It's always so refreshing to hear a critic actually be a critic! Ballsy as always, even through the humor. Please keep telling companies that think they can pass this shit by us exactly what you think of them!!
You can always review Qbert if you need that extra Q that badly! 
But hey, don't blame Squenix for the shittyness of the game, they're just trying to take over the world before Nintendo does.
I'm rooting for Squenix. No way am I living in a world filed with plumber's crack!
But hey, don't blame Squenix for the shittyness of the game, they're just trying to take over the world before Nintendo does.
I'm rooting for Squenix. No way am I living in a world filed with plumber's crack!
Well hopefully he won't get fired like Jeff Gerstman did
Luckily they don't pay escapist's wages.
Luckily they don't pay escapist's wages.
So the game is called "Dog Days" and the final boss is two dogs? Appropriate I suppose, if not incredibly stupid.
After playing the demo I was pretty sure this game wasn't worth it. This video proved the last piece of the puzzle. Fucked if I'm going to get it, at least not until it goes to about $10 a few years later.
On a less-but-still-related note, review Amnesia: The Dark Descent!
On a less-but-still-related note, review Amnesia: The Dark Descent!
The review was funny, but it was not good
Yahtzee, you used to be good, you used to make concise serious reviews in a funny style that made them enjoyable to watch, now all you do is complain. A critic must be critical but just being negative does not make you a critic, it makes you a whiner. You used to be a critic but now you're not and sadly, you're falling victim to the very thing you accuse video game publishers of doing, repeating yourself and using the same tactics to appease your audience by just throwing out a random sequence of complaints and mentioning the same things over and over, cover based shooting, apparently bad story sequences, and bad art and gimmicks.
you have degenerated, your old reviews were good, funny, and concise, now they're just a series of swears, dick jokes, and complaints done to draw in as many viewers as possible. Not to mention that you never give anything a chance so I'm going to do the same thing you did in shadow of the Colosus but backwards.
I've never really been into linear platforming games because it's too much like watching a movie with only one point forwards. In Starcraft 2 every time you fail a mission your'e free to alter your strategy and try things a new way, but wait! Maybe I can climb up the giant monster or platforms a different less painful way. Whoops! My mistake there's only one route to take and I just have to deal with sore blistered thumbs that make my real job a lot harder to do!
Yahtzee, you used to be good, you used to make concise serious reviews in a funny style that made them enjoyable to watch, now all you do is complain. A critic must be critical but just being negative does not make you a critic, it makes you a whiner. You used to be a critic but now you're not and sadly, you're falling victim to the very thing you accuse video game publishers of doing, repeating yourself and using the same tactics to appease your audience by just throwing out a random sequence of complaints and mentioning the same things over and over, cover based shooting, apparently bad story sequences, and bad art and gimmicks.
you have degenerated, your old reviews were good, funny, and concise, now they're just a series of swears, dick jokes, and complaints done to draw in as many viewers as possible. Not to mention that you never give anything a chance so I'm going to do the same thing you did in shadow of the Colosus but backwards.
I've never really been into linear platforming games because it's too much like watching a movie with only one point forwards. In Starcraft 2 every time you fail a mission your'e free to alter your strategy and try things a new way, but wait! Maybe I can climb up the giant monster or platforms a different less painful way. Whoops! My mistake there's only one route to take and I just have to deal with sore blistered thumbs that make my real job a lot harder to do!
I admit i've never placed this or the first game, but i get depressed even looking at the cover.
I avoided the first game because of the whole Gamespot thing, when I saw the trailer for this I almost felt insulted. I'm supposed to care about these guys enough to play their game? Really? So I passed. Glad to see that I didn't miss anything, aside from an experience akin to punching myself in the face.
*ahem*
SQUARE ENIX PURCHASING EIDOS WILL HAVE LITTLE IF ANYTHING TO DO WITH HOW SUCH GAMES AS KANE AND LYNCH, HITMAN AND TOMBRAIDER ARE MADE. THIS IS THEIR OWN SHITTY GAME.
Just sayin'. But really, this whole Square Enix is ruining Eidos stuff is BS. Kane and Lynch was shitty to begin with, Tomb Raider too. If a new Hitman or Soul Reaver game comes out and turns out to be crap, it still isn't because some Japanese company bought them out and let them mostly keep doing their own thing.
SQUARE ENIX PURCHASING EIDOS WILL HAVE LITTLE IF ANYTHING TO DO WITH HOW SUCH GAMES AS KANE AND LYNCH, HITMAN AND TOMBRAIDER ARE MADE. THIS IS THEIR OWN SHITTY GAME.
Just sayin'. But really, this whole Square Enix is ruining Eidos stuff is BS. Kane and Lynch was shitty to begin with, Tomb Raider too. If a new Hitman or Soul Reaver game comes out and turns out to be crap, it still isn't because some Japanese company bought them out and let them mostly keep doing their own thing.
lol. stop watching the reviews. fanboys rage when fanboy games aren't reviewed. SC2 is good to whoever likes it. quit complaining that he hasn't reviewed SC2Firerush said:
and if that isn't your purpose for this post, if you actually believe that he is repeating himself, go play the game. THERE ISN"T MUCH TO REVIEW. THE GAME REPEATS ITSELF AS SHIT. lol.
anyways, his other reviews seem to have been right on in recent posts, and when he likes something, he admits it. It's not often, but it happens. And he is an entertainer, don't forget that.
Never forget.
these are the only types of games yahtzee should review, seriously he's funniest when the game in question sucks to this level
Completely not surprised in any way, and happy to see it trashed. It looked stupid and unfun.
Justin Harris said:
ZP videos, from what I can tell, are always posted exactly on the hour. This one in particular lasts 5 minutes 17 seconds. The preroll ad is 30 seconds. So any reply made in this comments thread before X:05 (specifically, X:05:47) was made before the video would have ended. This would be, rightfully, against the rules.Chronamut said:
