Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

NezumiiroKitsune

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skakashijutsu said:
Honestly, who gives a flying fuck about pretty much everything Indgo_Dingo said? First of all, I don't EVER want to see that ANYONE is complaining about how an episode of a fucking webcast wasn't to their satisfaction. It's quite obvious that the man is trying to get some more time to play through all the games that you people are constantly showing down his throat to review, so BACK THE FUCK OFF. I don't see you pumping out weekly reviews on a real website that people actually go to.
Made me feel a bit guilty for encouraging this chronic stupidity by replying to the insane accusations Yahtzee is taking bribes off SSBB haters.

I know no one will listen or follow, but I'm just going to leave these comment areas to constructive criticism on the review / blog at hand.
 

pr0g

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Dude, you are so awesome, I love you.
You own the internet!
Take it easy man!
 

Safe-Keeper

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I fully agree about the note about scores. It's what the review says, not the grade it gives, that counts, as everyone has a different opinion as to what a grade means - a 100 to you means something else than a 100 to me.

I don't know about flaming individuals rather than games, though, even though I enjoyed the review and understand how one might feel the need to vent after taking significant amounts of ****.

The note about criticism about games getting to you is one I can relate to, though. It does take away from the fun of a game when people ***** about it, though of course there's nothing to do about this other than try to enjoy the game anyway (or perhaps point out the flaws of the review for the sake of other players - which is still not done by sending the author hate mail).

Either way, keep up the good work, Yahtzee.

O.k., this is it, Yahtzee has proved himself to be just as idiotic, by complaining about getting hate mail. When you sell out (as he did when he signed up for worldwide recognition when he joined this site) you are going to be in the public eye, and as such will have your every move scrutinised. When you make a move that seems random and/or biased (the Brawl review, or, say, a print cartoonist making a racist joke) you are going to cop a lot of hate. If you don't like it, resign instantly, as its only going to get worse when you review Guns of the Patriots.
Yes, you'll catch flak when you produce art (and humor can be called art), but that doesn't mean you should. I personally can't stand people who persistently fail to give constructive criticism/be polite about what they like and don't like (except a notable few who manage to be funny and/or fair while doing it <-- before you point out the obvious contradiction).
 

Greatfrito

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skakashijutsu said:
Honestly, who gives a flying fuck about pretty much everything Indgo_Dingo said? First of all, I don't EVER want to see that ANYONE is complaining about how an episode of a fucking webcast wasn't to their satisfaction. It's quite obvious that the man is trying to get some more time to play through all the games that you people are constantly showing down his throat to review, so BACK THE FUCK OFF. I don't see you pumping out weekly reviews on a real website that people actually go to.
Okay, let me just set a baseline here: Actual comments (either well-reasoned, or mere expressions of opinion) are always valuable, even if they're about something like a webcast.

Complaints (of the unfounded variety) and insults, not so much.

I guess I just disagree, in that I think people should be able to express their opinions of things, so long as they're not just spouting random drivel.
 

Greatfrito

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Safe-Keeper said:
I fully agree about the note about scores. It's what the review says, not the grade it gives, that counts, as everyone has a different opinion as to what a grade means - a 100 to you means something else than a 100 to me.
["snip" as they say]
Either way, keep up the good work, Yahtzee.
I agree - it's why I love Yahtzee's reviews: he seems to notice many of the things that I notice in games, and thus his reviews are often a pretty good place to gauge how I'll feel about the game (even if/when I don't agree with the conclusion).
 

smwsmw1988

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I loved the fake names in the letters.
I liked Brawl. I like most of the games Yahtzee reviews. That doesn't mean I get all mopey when he criticizes one of my favorite games. The reviews are meant to be FUNNY. No game is perfect.
 

black_reaver

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I don't play any of these games and don't own any consoles so I never have to feel personally offended by the reviews. He (Yahtzee) does seem to digress on occasion or grasp for straws when it comes to game criticism, but he always does so to humorous effect. If there is anything at all that I have found even remotely distasteful about his reviews it?s a regular propensity towards racism against the Japanese.

In the end I think he realizes that as a game reviewer he has very little impact on the market. The very fact that Australia is the last place on the planet to have a game released in it makes most of his reviews a moot point in the rest of the world. So really it?s all about using a context to make a humorous bit of entertainment. He might as well start ragging on movies, books or anything else that strikes his fancy. We?re all in for the laughs, not to figure whether or not to buy a given game.
 

lizard-sheep

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This must be the best video so far i was laughting the whole way through it,
i also soiled myself accidentally but i'm still happy about it because no one was around and i had way to much fun watching this.
I liked the way he discribed the consoles at the end.^^
 

theklng

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Indigo_Dingo said:
Krishaaan said:
Sentient said:
Valid argument, and admitance that despite his knowledge, he hasn't played the game
You havnt played it.

He has

just because you have the internet doesnt make you an expert on anything.

You based your argument on other peoples arguments that you dont even know

Please use your braincell and think about this for a second.

I hope you are crushed under the weight of your own stupidity.
Saying that only firsthand experience will allow a person information is just idiotic. Should we apply it to a similar effect, that would mean a 70 year old man who served as part of the home force in WW II would know more about the war than a 40 year old historian that has studied every aspect of it for 10 years. And yes, the two are comparable.
not really. sure some historian might have an accurate representation of data from the war, but you forget that these people get this information from various sources. what you do here is you compare a first hand source with someone who joins together fragments from first hand sources. ultimately the historian has never viewed this with his own eyes, and therefore he can be wrong.

also, keep up with being so pissy with everyone on these forums. i mean, with every post you make hilarity ensues over here. maybe you should start your own show where you disagree with every zero punctuation because the opinion of the reviewer doesn't fit yours. i would watch it, if only for the humiliating humor.
 

randomjoe333333

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Hamster at Dawn said:
OK, that was seriously the best ZP you have done yet. I was pissing myself laughing the whole way through. Most notably, I liked the Gamespot reference but I would have to say my favourite bit was the number 4. The 360 joke hit particularly close to home seeing as mine bricked just last week.

FYI Spell-checker, 'favourite' is spelled with a 'u' and there is no 'z' in 'customise'
Im guessing the ranters were american hence the customize spelt like that
 

NezumiiroKitsune

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Indigo_Dingo said:
Would you like the name of the two independent Doctors who have diagnosed me? Maybe the institution that has recognised it (I'll give you a clue - it starts with a B and ends in Oard of Education, and resulted in special provisions for the H.S.C. at North Sydney Boys. And how is thinking that with the extreme number of people who seem to hate Brawl, a few of them may have emailed Yahtzee to get him to review it a conspiracy?
I love you /hug

Yahtzee is awesome :p
 

PurpleRain

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Wow, Indigo_Dingo fighting everyone? My money's on the chicken! Go clucky!

Anyways, when I first saw the review I was a bit let down. I thought Yahtzee was going to moap about his fans and hate mail. After watching it, I really liked it. I haven't laughted so hard in a while. That's right, stick it to the man!