Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown
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As much as I hate to say that I did like Super Smash Brothers Brawl, there are of course its faults. Of course Yahtzee is allowed to have a different opinion then I, because that what makes people different. Therefore I applaud him for his reviewer integrity, and his decision to stand by his original claim despite the thousand post on SSBB.
Well done sir.
Also very funny.
Well done sir.
Also very funny.
Definitely the former, but since you brought this up I'd like to point out that I hated Nintendo's strategy and fans for much longer than I liked ZP. I realize that opinions are subjective and in the realm of "I like it" there is no right or wrong, but that doesn't stop me from thinking the fans are idiots and that most of what Yahtzee says is made of gold plated truth.EnoRed said:
I've had my disagreements (namely with Assassin's Creed, which I thought was FUCKING AWESOME) but he's usually a great indicator of whether a game is good or not according to anyone that enjoys gaming as more than mindless stimulus (SSBB).
Ahh, I love the smell of friction burned shoe and fanboy/girl ass in the afternoon.
To be honest, I was expecting GTA IV but I hate GTA games, so this was just as good. I hope it felt as good for Yahtzee too. Its not every day someone can dip their hand into the sack of shit that must have been Yahtzee's inbox, take some of that faecal matter, and turn it into pearls.
To be honest, I was expecting GTA IV but I hate GTA games, so this was just as good. I hope it felt as good for Yahtzee too. Its not every day someone can dip their hand into the sack of shit that must have been Yahtzee's inbox, take some of that faecal matter, and turn it into pearls.
Yahtzee, it's people like you who I wanna take to a secret hidden city near the core of the earth and repopulate my species with.
Speaking as someone who used to date, and indeed nearly married a Nintendo fanboy I can safely say they all need a good hard kick up the arse. And as a gamer....Nintendo is a lot like Margaret Thatcher. Clearly the right thing to do is to hate it.
Speaking as someone who used to date, and indeed nearly married a Nintendo fanboy I can safely say they all need a good hard kick up the arse. And as a gamer....Nintendo is a lot like Margaret Thatcher. Clearly the right thing to do is to hate it.
When did all the eight year olds watch this video? Who let them on the internet? Quite honestly, I have been playing Nintendo all my life and by far this game is the singular one that absolutely destroyed all the fun that was to be had in this series. And not to mention that the Nintendo Revolution, oh whoops, I mean Wii, was the most embarrassing thing that ever came out for some one who until up to recently was loyal to the Nintendo brand. Honestly if you really wanted such a repetitious piece of %$#@ game, then continue to write the hate mail, but if there is ever a time that you want to grow up and realize the truth, then keep this site in your favorites. Oh and FYI http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8844/consolechartyr2yh2.jpg Have a good day 
To answer your question, blindly following Nintendo. At least I like Yahtzee.EnoRed said:
And I had a big long post detailing how you were dumb, then I realize that was going to make dumb. So I'm just going to call you names instead. Faghat.
edit: Jesus, I meant to quote the post, and forgot to. And this shit has grown so quickly I've lost it. DAMMMMNNN.
Wow... Brilliant as ever. Anyone who ridicules someone for their opinion is retarded. Personally, I like Super Mario Bros games, I find them quick and easy to play and can be quite fun. It is probably the only reason I'd ever get a Wii... if it was free... and came with Norway...
Thank you for your amazing reviews, sometimes games need a good verbal thrashing so we can see what they're really made of
Thank you for your amazing reviews, sometimes games need a good verbal thrashing so we can see what they're really made of
Hah, 'fourck' you XD But I bet lots of people are gonna be mad about this one. Especially people who can't spell.
YAY. This was the funniest non-review of Yahtzee I've seen! I loved the bit about Gamespot reviewers... oh how true it is.
I lyk it wen u insalt peepools falts coz u is gud at it.
p.s I did that on purpose so you can insult me, you do seem to get some sort of pleasure out of insulting/degrading people or games. If you insulted me in any way that would be great then you would have reached me at a professional level.
p.s I did that on purpose so you can insult me, you do seem to get some sort of pleasure out of insulting/degrading people or games. If you insulted me in any way that would be great then you would have reached me at a professional level.
Yeah...it doesn't even really seem fair. Making fun of internet fanboys and hate-mailers is too easy; he should really try something more challenging like killing kittens or clubbing baby seals. Or at least something that Maddox hasn't already perfected.tiredinnuendo said:
Yahtzee takes his uniquely anarchistic brand of reviewing one step further and reviews his own hate mail. I love it.
