Zero Punctuation: Sniper Elite V2

Avarice of Man

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Never heard of this game, but it's a good video ^_^. Hopefully I'll know what the review for next week is about lol.
 

Qitz

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NO GUILT! HE'S A NAZI!

Best line ever.

Sniper Elite V2 has the best option ever. The option to shoot someone through the testicles. Who doesn't like a bit of nut busting? Also, the serial killer with a rifle idea changes things up a bit. For the better of course.
 

fanklok

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Yahtzee you didn't even mention getting to assassinate hitler. ASSASSINATE HITLER.
 

wooty

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Haha, that part with the little mermaid and the fish was a master stroke.

Might look at this game a bit closer now.
 

OuendanCyrus

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I could never get into Sniper games, the only sniping I'm somewhat good at is playing Sniper class in TF2.
 

Aleol

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I had a lot of fun with the demo, so I decided to pick it up, it is very satisfying finally figuring out the mechanics
 

Yahtzee Croshaw

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Even if you don't get to kill Hitler, as long as you end the game killing Nazis it'll still feel like a...

*puts on sunglasses*

...Goodwin
 

Andy of Comix Inc

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I can't agree enough about the World War II games sentiment. I revisited World at War not so long ago and I found that engaging and memorable and much, much better a shooter than I had remembered. I guess at the time of release I was caught up in "OH WORLD WAR TWO WAAH WAAAH WISH IT WAS SET IN A FUTURE".

Also: not one mention of slow-motion X-ray testicle exploding makes me think Yahtzee either thought it wasn't worth mentioning, or he never came across it or tried it - both of which are things that make me think less of him as a human being. For shame, Mr Croshaw.
 

Something Amyss

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fanklok said:
Yahtzee you didn't even mention getting to assassinate hitler. ASSASSINATE HITLER.
He mentions it in the credits and says you don't.

Killing Hitler was a pre-order bonus only, wasn't it?
 

Yahtzee Croshaw

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canadamus_prime said:
You jerk off to Disney Princesses?
Frankly, who doesn't? Rule 34, my friend, it's a horrific, disgusting and wrong wonderful thing that every human who doesn't have a one single shred of dignity and deserves to die should see.
 

Hitchmeister

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I never complain about Yahtzee's reviews, but any review of Sniper Elite V2 is woefully incomplete without dwelling on the super slow-mo, x-ray cam, testicle shatter sequences. As fall as I can tell, that's the single biggest draw of this game.
 

Canadamus Prime

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trollpwner said:
canadamus_prime said:
You jerk off to Disney Princesses?
Frankly, who doesn't? Rule 34, my friend, it's a horrific, disgusting and wrong wonderful thing that every human who doesn't have a one single shred of dignity and deserves to die should see.
Um... well I don't.
 

somonels

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Ariel is still the best of them, can't beat an eager redhead... well you could and that will make them come to me so it's a moral conundrum to me.