Zero Punctuation: Sniper Elite V2

[Qitz]

Even if you don't get to kill Hitler, as long as you end the game killing Nazis it'll still feel like a...

*puts on sunglasses*

...Goodwin

Alright, that was good, I did Nazi that coming.

Well, this thread just took a hard Reich now didn't it?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

The ultimate irony? That game is based on the actual US/Soviet raiding of V2 scientists in Germany. In it's attempt for realism, the game becomes boring...

Also, you may want to see a doctor (or five) if that's what your penis looks like...

Even if you don't get to kill Hitler, as long as you end the game killing Nazis it'll still feel like a...

*puts on sunglasses*

...Goodwin

Alright, that was good, I did Nazi that coming.

Well, this thread just took a hard Reich now didn't it?

Next pun gets to discover what it is like on the receiving end of Sniper Elite...

 

[Qitz]

Next pun gets to discover what it is like on the receiving end of Sniper Elite...

Well that won't end Schnell for someone now will it?

Someone needs to sit down in Mein Kampfy chair.

 

[Balkan]

She said
I despise you !
and btw the funnyest ZP in a year .

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

Yahtzee you didn't even mention getting to assassinate hitler. ASSASSINATE HITLER.

He mentions it in the credits and says you don't.

Killing Hitler was a pre-order bonus only, wasn't it?

Lmao. I kind of hope you aren't kidding, just because that would be so hilariously insane.

OT: "Unwillingly redecorate a nearby wall" is the best line I have ever heard in that context. Bravo!

 

[Evil Teddie]

Yahtzee's a little jealous of Wales' awesome dragon flag of awesome, I see.

 

[MagmaMan]

But I hate sneaky games.

I do too but that didn't stop me from loving this one. Try the demo.

 

[antidonkey]

All you need to know about this game can be learned on youtube. Search for "Kill hitler in the ballsack" and watch the first video on the list.


Captcha: Do more sit-ups


How does it know?

 

[Woodsey]

You jerk off to Disney Princesses?

... you don't?

OT: I'll admit it, the wee-poo joke got me too.

 

[Falseprophet]

The ultimate irony? That game is based on the actual US/Soviet raiding of V2 scientists in Germany. In it's attempt for realism, the game becomes boring...

That's what I was thinking: they forgot the part where you to build missiles [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip].

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

Misspost. Ignore this! Or Delete it. Either

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

The ultimate irony? That game is based on the actual US/Soviet raiding of V2 scientists in Germany. In it's attempt for realism, the game becomes boring...

That's what I was thinking: they forgot the part where you to build missiles [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip].

Yes, but that goal was two fold:

1) Get scientists

2) Don't let Russians get the remaining scientists

I imagine they don't exactly need a sniper for number 1...

 

[thespyisdead]

i'm pretty sure Yahtzee would get along with that Russian woman, seeing as to how she HATED HIM

 

[TheIronRuler]

Lol, I understood what the Russian girl said, "I despise you".

 

[Andy Shandy]

Even if you don't get to kill Hitler, as long as you end the game killing Nazis it'll still feel like a...

*puts on sunglasses*

...Goodwin

Alright, that was good, I did Nazi that coming.

O.K., stop please. This is just getting reich-diculous.

EDIT: ninja'd. Blimey, this is as bad as the time we had that page about a guy who killed his family with a sword and we had 7 pages of blade-related puns.

EDIT 2: Oh, here it is. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.363930-Killing-spree-in-Hungary-with-a-twist#14239401]

Hey, these Nazi jokes are Goring nowhere, Anne Frankly, I find them Heilarious.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

You jerk off to Disney Princesses?

... you don't?

Since most Rule 34 "artwork" is sickening to the point where I want to gouge out my eyeballs, no.

 

[BrotherRool]

Whoop! WAAAAAALLLLEESSSS

 

[Something Amyss]

Lmao. I kind of hope you aren't kidding, just because that would be so hilariously insane.

Well, I just googled and game sites are confirming it was pre-order exclusive "DLC." I don't know if it'll remain exclusive, but the fact that it's DLC means it's an additional part of the game. Which is, of course, hilariously insane.

 

[Mister K]

She said
I despise you !
and btw the funnyest ZP in a year .

Lol, I understood what the Russian girl said, "I despise you".

"I hate you" actually.

 

[DanHibiki]

did the US even have Sniper units in WW2? I know Russians had some nasty bad asses who ranked up hundreds of kills and so did Germans and Brits to some extent but I think the US didn't have any Sniper units and mostly just let armored units take front or in the case of a lot of green soldiers "went prone and waited for German snipers to pick them off one by one".