Zero Punctuation: Sonic Unleashed

[pingnak]

Loved the Sonic Review. Just the right amount of bile.

Watched the 'Game Damage' pilot video. ALL OF IT. All three of them stare into the camera too damned much. When they talk together, they should just relax & face each other, not all sit there leaning towards the camera, unnaturally craning their necks at it.

Re-shoot the couch scenes until they can manage to relax and do it casually, and edit that in, and it would be a fine show. Until then, it deserves that 'YouTube' logo.

Maybe cut it down to 24 minutes, like a TV show that runs commercials, too. I was going to say '15 minutes', but maybe that's too short a format. Then again, things like 'Robot Chicken' fit nicely into a 15 minute slot. You might want to make 5, 15 and 25 minute versions, in case someone wants to pick it up and make it 'part' of a show.

I'd leave the comments on that site, but I'm not enthused enough to make a new account and post there once.

 

[ihitterdal]

Honestly, I thought Adventure 2 was at least decent, with cute blobs to distract from the problems. The treasure hunting missions sucked horribly, however.

And I'll believe this review because if Shadow was below average, what will the next ton of them bring? Nothing good.

 

[daedrick]

Ooooh yes, hate it, hate it good. And ban all these morons, oh yeah, I love it when you give people what they deserve. And I really hope the developers of this game watched this video. HOW COME, SOME PEOPLE, I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU, BELIEVE, EVEN FOR A SECOND, THAT, THAT THING, COULD BE GOOD. Developers... MOST of them are so stupid. SO STUPID. I hate them with a passion... all theses completly idiotic developers without any sense of taste or fun. My god I hate them.


Yes, I had a bad day. ''>_>

 

[ironfist86]

As always, the funniest thing on Wednesdays.

 

[S_K]

Frankly I'm amazed Yahtzee wasted his time with this game since pretty much every reviewer not nintendo seems tired to death with Segas bullshit and have already tore them apart in their reviews.

He gave me the impression for a second he was going to say something the other reviewers had not, but I guess not x.x what surprises me even more is that he made almost no comment whatsoever about the semi retarded sonic fanbase. No offence guys but sonic fans range from sain people to bat shit insain furrys

 

[Soullegend]

rofl - awesome review - dont blame yahtzee for not liking it, i went to college with sum1 ho bummed sonic to the fucking max and i so want him to see this - hopefully he'll hang himself along with sonic.

love the ending, shooting him and using him as a litter pick up device lol luv it yahtzee!!

 

[Remush]

Sonic got what he deserved. Or it deserved. Although i enjoyed the retro games, these last Sonic games were pissing me off. Luckily, I don't pay for them, idiots do. (as in: neighbors)

 

[JoeNut]

lmfao you REALLY hated that one huh

 

[ssgt splatter]

Yahtzee, that was without a doubt the harshest review you've ever given. No matter how bad a game is, you're supposed to let them down gently, not throw them face first off the top of the Empire State Building into the New York sewer system................. well actually, now that I think about it, sonic is pretty much played out......... yeah never mind.
Very F***ing Funny, I laughed out loud when I just saw the title of the review, keep it up man!

 

[chaosraiden]

Image of Win

 

[Brother Pain]

Wow, this is easily the funniest review Yahtzee has done in over a year.

 

[Dommyboy]

Pretty much got that game spot on. Sonic Unleashed is as entertaining as cancer.

 

[Shapsters]

I thought he wasn't getting worked up?

 

[Enigmers]

They would probably make much better money by making a re-make of the old Sonic and Hedgehog games. I know remaking doesn't seem to take much talent or innovation or anything, but at least they'd be releasing something that seems like it's worth buying.

 

[internutt]

Sonic Unleashed seems okay mostly. Sonic however has almost become a dead horse.

 

[Graustein]

My god. The sheer force of his hatred for this game is tangible. I feel sticky from all the bile.

 

[Tom Dude2]

I grew up with sonic it was a genesis house hold to my brothers moved to play station and I moved to nintendo and I love to see sonic in a game. I loved it so much I bought sonic the hedgedhog on the PS3 thinking it would be good but I was gravely mistaken. In my point of few the last good 3-D sonic game is sonic adventure 2:Battle sure sonic heroes is all right but it just gets boring having to finish all the levels with all 4 teams.

 

[Sasha Janre]

The only good sonic game of recent memory was the one made by Bioware for the DS, though the ending for that was rather abrupt and really lame for what was an amazingly entertaining game. The battle was fun, kept you on your toes, the characters were in character and thankfully they kept the cast small. I do want to try this game, but so help me, there are so many wrong things going on here.

SLOW HIM DOWN. Sonic was, like someone said, about side-scrolling and exploring areas while being "fast" but not so fast that you can't bloody well control him. Why doesn't anyone understand this? Oi.

 

[Magnetic2]

Sonic Unfinished? Just had to slip it it right at the end Yahtzee?
Reviews like this brighten my day by letting me known there is some one out there more frustrated and agitated then me, my hat off to you Yahtzee, thanks for taking one for the team.

 

[EchetusXe]

so not much good then?