Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

[REDPill357]

Thank you.

When I first played Melee, my friends were all like, AHAHAHAHAH, YOU SUK! They constantly shove in my face how bad I am at melee. I have enjoyed Melee when I've played it, but the "You suck" gets annoying. Now, all I have to do is say, "You're THAT guy."

Again, thank you very much.

 

[richy003]

ok ok so smash bros isn't exactly going to set the world on fire but lets face it if your a guy who prefers jumping on enemys heads to being shot in the back of the head with a motherfuking sniper rifle where you can't even see the enemy (basically wht my friends do to me every time i try to play halo co-op or otherwise) this is a game for you and i know wht your all going to say "look its a nintendo fan lets take the piss out of him" well you can stop right now cause i am no were near a nintendo fan and never will be.

my point is you either like brawl or you don't thats it.

 

[Ugainius]

I really don't get it. It's a cheap gimmicky fighting game It shuld be just average but the entire god damned internet seems to be up in arms about it. So I ask you all out there, what has Brawl for the average non-nintendo fanatic gamer out there?

 

[gunsakimbo]

While I find all of these reviews to be quite accurate, this review is like kissing the feet of God and smelling the truth of what it means to kiss giant incorporeal feet. I'm sure all the reviewers out there that had to add a layer of gloss on their SSMB review in order to avoid psychotic backlash are raising their cups of weird shit to this one.

 

[Xenoveritas]

Also there are people who ARE better at the game. People who play at tournaments etc. or people who truly understand the game will never lose to some dumbass nub mashing buttons, and also in actuality the characters arent so imbalanced, different people are good with different types of characters im personally good with light characters Lucas being my preferance but there are people who are unstoppable with heavy characters like ROB, DK and bowser. A lot of what was said in the review i cant agree with and 9/10 of the posts i cant agree with either but still funny.

The characters may not be unbalanced, but the Final Smashes are. The most powerful has to be Sonic's, which is basically guaranteed to kill everyone. Contrast with Samus's, which can not only miss (and can be fairly easily dodged), but actually changes which character you're playing!

On the upside, I get the feeling some of the items are generally intended to allow poor players to beat up on better players. Things like the Hammer and Dragoon Parts can allow a poor player to easily KO better players. Depending on character, the Smash Ball can too... or it can just miss. Sadly you really have to already know what all the Final Smashes so you know how to use it, or if it's a Free Kill. Which isn't very new player friendly.

 

[mephidrossxx]

That was simply amazing i love you Yahtzee.And the ending song "Minority"is great too.

 

[garyyo]

yay i totally agree with you

 

[PoisonedV]

I registered just to say, I love you Yahtzee. Finally a popular game reviewer who isn't so full of shit his eyes are brown.

I

LOVE

YOU

 

[frostyzballs]

I have to say i love you Yahtzee . . . All my friends (yeh all 3 of them) are Smash bro fans. Every time i said to them there like halo fan boys but with SSB they atack me. . . this video just made me so happy.

 

[dynamicsketch]

Since fools had been badgering Yahtzee to review this game, I've been dying to see how he'd tear into it. Sure, I like Brawl, but I come here to see him just rag something for all it is worth.

Nice job.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

lulz. My friends are gonna be pissed. nice songs though .

some very good poits, but also obvious prejudice haterid of some game genres...

 

[Skatoony]

I doubt I'll stop laughing for an hour or so now as this is by far your funniest review ever.

 

[pilf]

Well done Yahtzee, another excellent review. I look forward to next week.

 

[bother this nonesence]

oh that was hilarious
bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man you are going to get spammed up the arse by fanboys

 

[linkages555]

i wont be a fanboy , i dont like that style...i have life...but even if yatzhee or you are not going to care what i think i most tell the truth because thats the way yatzhee do to his reviews: telling the truth.... and i want to gime my opinion about it. I dont know if you notice but every review that yatzhee has given to us have that ceerful color of comedy and satire...and i didnt find it i was more like hatred review, it was unprofessional. when yathzee reviews a game he tends to make fun of the game and then reviewing it ...but that didnt happen here...it all started about how he actually hated us for making him review super smash bros...i get it it most be a tough job and evereyone hating you because you have a different way of reviewing things. and his fanboy pushing him to do something that he doesnt like...but you get it over it and have fun doing your job...i actually didnt find a moment were he was professional and say ''what i really like about....''... seriously the review that yatzhee gave wasnt fynny it was a love letter for someone who didnt like super smash bros and not a review who wants to know the jokes of yatzee and the review...i wish it was like telling the truth insted of just beating the game because otheres like it .but what the hell i hope that the next review will be awesome....

 

[Psykoo]

Best, review, i, have, ever, seen, in, my, entire, LIFE! that made my day, and i enjoyed it so much, i even bought a packet of chilli doritos and ate them so i could save the flavour of them in the memory of awesome reviewage! Go Yahtzee!.......Slightly over the top there from me, but lets smile at it anyway, keep up the good work!