Zero Punctuation: The World Ends With You

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twilight_dweller said:
Parsec said:
"Who the hell approved that costume? Dude's got a ram on his crotch!"

For anyone who has NO idea what we are talking about, these are all lines from the game.

"Is it true steroids shrink your... Nevermind"
"F this ramen! F for Fabulous!"
Sho is pretty much a gigantic quote on his own, but "Tasteless Tetrahedron" still gets me.
 

PedroSteckecilo

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I suppose if you want reviews of JRPG's by people who appreciate the sub-genre, Penny Arcade tends to lean in favor of them.

Yahtzee is definately one of the better for recommending shooters or action games though.
 

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YoungZer0 said:
PedroSteckecilo said:
YoungZer0 said:
I really wonder what he would think about Persona 3 FES.
Yahtzee might like some of the SMT games, but he would not like Persona 3 FES, too much grind, turn based battles and it is VERY japanese. He might like Nocturne or DDS, but probably not Persona 3.
I think Persona 3 FES has many of the points that are missing in "The world ends with you" (Stupid name). Turn based combat is okay as long as it goes fast. As far as i know every SMT Game had turn based combat and DDS/Nocturne are damn hard. You played Persona 3 FES? Just curious.
Well, there is actually little grind considering as long as you know how to play. The only difficulty I found was figuring out Bufu meant Ice, and Agi meant Fire, and so on. Seriously, it's not that hard to say Fire, so then why do they have to make it these weird names? Other than that, this game I would have to give (and yes, I have taken the time to beat it... despite how long it was) a recommendation to RPG fans. It's even got interesting story to each NPC if you take the time to talk to them, and increasing the social links I have to say was one of the most enjoyable parts of the game. Comparing this to "The World Ends With You" is utter bull crap. Persona 3 Fes isn't portable, but it's one of those games that don't have to be, because the story will keep you right where you are. That's the sad thing though, not many portable games can give amusement. Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time would be a great example of a good portable game though.
 

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Happy Birthday Yahtzee! *Hands jar of marshmallow fluff with a bow on top* Enjoy yourself. ;)

Amusing review, though I think the whole 'why are JRPG's even selling?' was answered when you started to get into why china and the such like to read their games and not really play them.


^_^
 

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nice...although for puzzles i'd much rather play the whole myst serie all over again..CX
so...How about Gran Turismo 5?
 

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YoungZer0 said:
I think Persona 3 FES has many of the points that are missing in "The world ends with you" (Stupid name). Turn based combat is okay as long as it goes fast. As far as i know every SMT Game had turn based combat and DDS/Nocturne are damn hard. You played Persona 3 FES? Just curious.
Played it, loved it. Just, judging by Yahtzees opinions and tastes, he wouldn't like its focus on Teenage Life in Japan or playing the hero with the most Emo hair ever.
 

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Ha. I totally saw the closing song coming as soon I saw what game it was. I love that song.
 

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Iori Branford said:
hyphz said:
The question is though, how would an RPG work where the gameplay and story were integrated?
First to come to mind are cutscenes affected by character stats and previous actions. So if you had to watch your archer do some sniping, his/her Archery skill would determine whether he/she killed, wounded, or missed the target. Or the course of an enemy ambush could change if you had the right items or laid some traps beforehand.
Both NWN2 and Mass Effect do this, to a degree, like how you can pre-emptively execute badguys in ME (which is fucking oresome)
 

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hey yahtzee love to watch the reviews you put out.. they rock. this is my first ever comment and although you probably wont see this the reviews are excellent keep up the good work. and have a great birthday. you deserve it
 

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It was very pleasing to see Yahtzee say what he didn't like about the game and then EXPLAIN WHY he didn't like it. It must appeal to my meticulous nature. JRPGs/ WRPGs/ FPSs whatever can all be good or be stale.

(J)RPGs have the nasty habit of having laboriously long cutscenes and NPC conversations which you'll either hate as a gamer because you're not gaming while you're passively sitting through these or will like because you're part of gaming's expanded presence in society that includes people that would normally read a book or watch a movie but wouldn't be off-put to press a button every once in a while. There are games and there are "movies with interactive moments" like those flash videos that give you a little minigame to play while it loads.

Story in games is something that happens while you're playing. My complaint is that a number of games have the story happen instead of playing the game. RPGs and FPSs can both be guilty of this crime. Half-Life 2 kept most of the story-telling in game mode by keeping it short and rare and not changing the camera out of your skull or nailing your boots to the ground. Mario RPG: Legend of the 7 Stars was most clearly a JRPG that had all the usual JRPG fodder that I actually liked because the story wasn't presented to the detriment of play.
 

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Frederf said:
It was very pleasing to see Yahtzee say what he didn't like about the game and then EXPLAIN WHY he didn't like it. It must appeal to my meticulous nature. JRPGs/ WRPGs/ FPSs whatever can all be good or be stale.
It's true, while I disagree with his opinion on JRPG's (and Drakes Fortune/Bros Brawl) his reasoning is always good in context, he tends to argue like an academic rather than just aimlessly rant. I also LOVE that he doesn't use a scoring system, its WHAT he says about the game thats important, not a little number.
 

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PedroSteckecilo said:
YoungZer0 said:
I think Persona 3 FES has many of the points that are missing in "The world ends with you" (Stupid name). Turn based combat is okay as long as it goes fast. As far as i know every SMT Game had turn based combat and DDS/Nocturne are damn hard. You played Persona 3 FES? Just curious.
Played it, loved it. Just, judging by Yahtzees opinions and tastes, he wouldn't like its focus on Teenage Life in Japan or playing the hero with the most Emo hair ever.
I know! Fuck that god damn hair! What i think is the most impressive thing about Persona 3 FES are the characters, there are all so ... alive. But in the end, i guess you are right. :?
 

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Wow, the "report" button looks a lot like "reply" XD. Go me.

Anyways - different genres for different players, I guess. As always, he nails the issues of the game on the head while ensuring to piss off every other fanboy in existence. I personally liked the game, but can easily see why the gratuitous amounts of dialogue can drive those who don't like it away. As far as JRPGs go, I thought TWEWY's story was refreshingly original, if still relatively doomed by the general "I are be good boy now" mentality of Neku who, despite trying to do something very awesome on the second day, becomes a bit of a goody-goody later on.

The dual screen combat can be summed up pretty easily, though - look at top when battle starts and see whether or not enemies are on the left or the right. Now mash that directional button until you notice that people aren't there anymore. Mashing works just as good as actually trying to perform the combos that are presented for the partner.

All well. As if I expected anything but a sea of bile from the great Yahtzee. At least you state why you don't like games or genres, rather than just saying that it sucks like every other person I know >,>
 

PedroSteckecilo

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After the scathing Uncharted review I realized that if Yahtzee reviews a game you like... don't expect him to like it, be suprised when he does, because it is rare.
 

Tietsu

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Good calls all around, Yahtzee .

Er...I mean I hate you and you smell.

Yeah...that sounds about right.
 

Cairnth

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Very nice review as usual. This has become the highlight of my week. Thank you Yahtzee for being so normal.
 

Sasha Janre

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I'm glad to see this game on here and I agree with most of his points. That being said, this was probably the most fun I've ever had with my DS XD I really was overwhelemed by the battle system at first, but you really get the hang of it as you go on, adn I couldn't just leave my partner on auto becasue sometimes they move slower than ... well insert a developer here.

The food helps boots your atk, def and whatnot, and also your brv so you can wear better stuff. Your levelling up only increases HP, so .. well I'm going to ramble if I keep going so I'll just say it's a good unique game and it's a shame there aren't more games out there that are taking a bit of a chance like it did.

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.