Zero Punctuation: Too Human

[TM-Klown]

I really liked too human, i know Yatzee tends to never like games cept portal and prince of persia, but for this game i disagree with his points. I enjoyed the difference in meele combat and breaks the norm. I did find it a bit short but its huge amount of weapons, armour and other areas have kept me playing. A demo is never a good thing to go on, it wont give you a good picture and doesnt really allow you to connect with the game and its controls. With the auto aim ther are a few annoying times wher it focuses on a dead goblin/elf instead of one rushing you, but that is easily sorted. He mentions the stalling between combat?? play bezerker there isnt any stalling and jumping from one enemy to the other i never have hesitations.

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

Totally agree with this review. Terrible game, excellent review.

 

[Krystallkitty]

rofl! baulders gait

 

[Kimberland]

i wondered that 2

 

[UnconditionalZeldaLove]

Arg! I... Can't Resist... Telling you what to review next! Well....


Okami! I need to see your review of it I just have to!


Okay I'm better now. I loved this review, I hadn't checked this game out yet. For some odd reson I thought it was said to be good. Well that sounds like a game intended to just steal the time of your life, litterally. I think this game was made not by humans, but Thoronicsons, they make games that take so much damn time without you even playing it with cutscenes and huge manuels then feed off the time of your life that you used rtying to figure out the damn thing. Damn you Thoronicsons, you got another one.

 

[snrubmanor]

In the past week I played Prince of Persia 2, Ninja Gaiden 2, Devil May Cry 4, followed by the Too Human demo. I loved the reference to Devil May Cry here, and you'll see why...

THEY'RE ALL THE FUCKING SAME GAME! "Oh wow, here's a sword. Go kill a bajillion ugly things." Prince of Persia and Devil May Cry at least had some style. Too Human just has the whole "interesting universe" aspect.

Why couldn't the developers be polite enough to let Too Human die after one game? The game is not "new". Why a trilogy? Oh the humanity.

 

[Esure]

Good review if not picking a somewhat obvious target.

On another note, is Yahtzee selling out a bit? The video now loads about 10 minutes worth of video 4 of which was his review and roughly 6 being advertisements. Guess that's expected in capitalist society.

 

[snrubmanor]

Good review if not picking a somewhat obvious target.

On another note, is Yahtzee selling out a bit? The video now loads about 10 minutes worth of video 4 of which was his review and roughly 6 being advertisements. Guess that's expected in capitalist society.

Blame The Escapist for that kind of crap. Eh, they'll probably ban me for this post. Communists.

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

I agree with the, "Pre-Christmas Release Period". It's been a boring year.

 

[Abbadon01]

For once totally agree with Yahtzee on this one. Glad I rented it. Wholly crap was this game a complete work of ass. I liked the plot even though it didn't really follow cannon though other then GOW who really has, but it doesn't make up for the shittyest game play I have ever seen in a console game. I struggled through 2 missions of it which once again Yahtzee is right, they took a good 5 hours on their own to complete then after the umpteenth time of dying while trying to take down the trolls that you have to shoot off every limb to destroy I finally decided that was enough for me and promptly put down the controller before I smashed my console with it. Seriously if your looking of hours of pointless frustration run out and buy it otherwise take his advice and go get something else.

 

[Tony2077]

give it more credit i feel sorry for it makers you people should give it more credit

 

[L4Y Duke]

Nice review as always.

I played it once at a gamestore, and really didn't mind the melee combat. Then again, his major gripes other than that I didn't experience, so I can't say if I agree with him or not.

As a side note, have you ever considered bringing in a second person to do ZP reviews of things even Yahtzee wouldn't touch? (i.e. JRPGs)

 

[Tony2077]

it a good game so give it credit where its due and we won't be doomed to mediocrity there games out there that are worse then too human

 

[J.theYellow]

As a side note, have you ever considered bringing in a second person to do ZP reviews of things even Yahtzee wouldn't touch? (i.e. JRPGs)

It wouldn't be Yahtzee, thus I wouldn't watch it.

 

[Tony2077]

i played the game and i say its good do you base your opinion off of reviews or do you actually try them if you don't play them then stfu my opinion is more important then yours because it the only one i care about

 

[LewsTherin]

I smell......troll....

I quite enjoyed this one, good for a chuckle here and there, but you can't honestly expect Mr. Croshaw's mouth to excrete pure gold at every turn, hm?