Zero Punctuation: Too Human

[andsoitgoes]

I swear to god when I played this demo, I thought I was fucked in the head. Thank you Yahtzee, for confirming that I was not, and this game is a pile of fucking ass shit.

Unlike Mass Effect, there are NO redeeming qualities to a shit game with shit controls shit graphics shit characters and shitty shit.

Having the developer piss and moan about Epic busting his balls, or whomever it was, seemed a huge cry of a baby who fucked up and was trying to pass the blame.

Seeing the anal gland reviews, it was - it simply was.

And this coming from someone in Canada who was all rah rah sis boom bah about SK actually doing something GOOD.

This would be a not good.

Sigh.

 

[Tony2077]

huh? any point to that

 

[ToenailCar]

The Valkyrie scene just hid the little loading screen you usually get when a game is reloading your last checkpoint or whatever it's called.
Ok, maybe the first time it's okay to overlook this, but shouldn't these reviewers have learnt something after the elevator in mass effect?

I think perhaps the world may not yet be ready for this technique, since it seems to induce anger far more than any appreciation.

 

[defcon 1]

On another note, is Yahtzee selling out a bit? The video now loads about 10 minutes worth of video 4 of which was his review and roughly 6 being advertisements. Guess that's expected in capitalist society.

Oh cry about it why don't you. The video doesn't have to be fully loaded. Just play it when it gets to five minutes or something, that's what I do. It will take the same amount of time since this comes before the commercial.

 

[Ozz04]

Mmm, You know I wasn?t going too try Too Human, but if Yahtzee hates it must be good, after all I love Jericho, The Witcher and The Darkness, I must be Bizarro Yahtzee, but I also love Painkiller...

I'm so confused

 

[dickhead2]

Looks like Yahtzee can't spend more than 15 minutes on a game - or find a friend to play it with. This was a solid deep game on the weapon/armor front, but you did have to play long enough to figure the game ut. And in a sea of games that can't figure out co-op, this one did a decent job, letting the characters complement and strengthen each other. As far as dying all the time, I have achieves for 3 out of 4 chapters for not dying once - maybe you need to hand your controller in?

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Wow, never played the game but there were so many references and good jokes that I won't give a shit if he was right or wrong or too biased, or w/e.

Keep it up damnit!

 

[Altorin]

Perfect Mr Croshaw

As is usualyl the case, you have put into words the ire I feel for a video game so eloquently.

I agree with this critique 110%

 

[SBoggart]

I'm glad I watched this, was looking into it but that combat system sounds like utter trash.

Somethings you just have to accept in game designing- in a combat game, the right analog stick is for MOVING THE CAMERA. Is is so hard to keep it that way? It's really a nice mechanic.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

THE AD WAS LONGER THEN THE REVIEW..... PLEASE STOP.... PLEASE!!!

 

[stompy]

Too bad... I was looking forward to Too Human.

 

[TheZaius]

The hammer is made of... what?

Anyway, I like how half the video is made up of ads.

 

[moose13130]

please for the love of god do one on disgaea or ill come to your house and beat you with a rabia and a prest

 

[Tony2077]

i have to say that the video sucked no way near as good as his other ones

 

[Heroic One]

So the demo WAS the finished gameplay? That's a shame, I was looking forward to it.

 

[MikePhilbin]

"and the hammer is made of wank" L.M.A.O.

sick of being reborn over and over again?
maybe the Church of Atheism [http://mikephilbin.blogspot.com/2008/09/church-of-atheism.html] is where your head needs to be.

 

[Daymo]

You should review more straight out bad games, i liked this one the best since alone in the dark.

 

[Kajin]

simply for the sake of seeing his reply, when are you going to be reviewing Spore Yahtzee?