Zero Punctuation: Too Human

[armaina]

question:
what's with the escapist handing out little badges?
I'm guessing they're depending on competitive people going
Oooooooooooo shiny
and posting more to get the little dinky item
(this includes me)

<<<<Is what I'm talking about

put your cursor over them, a message pops up and tells you what they are for. They're awarded for all sorts of things, number of comments, topics, friends, ect

 

[greyhairdgamer]

back to been funny again, nice job Yahtzee. agree with the review too, that game is fooking awful.

 

[cutekittenkyti]

put your cursor over them, a message pops up and tells you what they are for. They're awarded for all sorts of things, number of comments, topics, friends, ect

I saw that, I'm just wondering why the escapist is making me all competitive and jealous of the matrix icons

 

[armaina]

Wait a minute...Someone else actually played Eternal Darkness?

Have my children, Yahtzee.

Um...who didn't play Eternal Darkness?

Only those not cool enough to get a GCN >_>

But if you have a Wii, there's no excuse! It is a must have!

 

[cutekittenkyti]

Only those not cool enough to get a GCN >_>

But if you have a Wii, there's no excuse! It is a must have!

whats a GCN???? D:

(again too lazy for google)

 

[armaina]

whats a GCN???? D:

(again too lazy for google)

Game Cube

 

[cutekittenkyti]

whats a GCN???? D:

(again too lazy for google)

Game Cube

GC i can understand
but the N
nintendo?
why?

 

[cutekittenkyti]

oh i like the lil hand shake icon
it says
I can has friend

*must go satisfy craving for lolcats*
i will be on icanhascheezburger

bai

 

[_coppertop_]

The review was great and hilarious as always. However...

I got a feeling that the proportion of Yahtzee/adverts in the videos gets more and more messed up with every new review. The whole video is about 11 minutes while only less than half of it is Yahtzee's review. About 6 freaking minutes are adverts. Adverts that presumably no-one even watches. And that little... I don't even know how to call it.. advert trailer at the beginning of the video... I know you guys need to place advertisements on the site to make money on it, but that's just too fucking much. Thank you.

 

[Krunkcity3000]

The funniest thing about this review is that on Tuesday I left a post begging Yahtzee to bash this game. LOL, this game deserved every bit of Yahtzee shit it just got. This game is bad for no reason. Things that are totally broken are thrown in just for the sake of being different. Yet, this game still has fans that will defend it to the death.

The only thing I can disagree on is that there are penalties for dying.

1. Your equipment breaks.
2. Your (all powerful universe centering) combo meter goes back down to 0. In some classes this makes you even slower and weaker than wet shit crawling up a sand dune.
3. The most obvious penalty is to watch the Valkyrie cinema.

LOL, after playing the game I read up on Baldur to gain more clarity on his background. I also found it funny that Baldurs mom LITERALLY begged everything under the son not to beat up her son (except mistletoe).

 

[mrnelsby]

I think he hates this game just slightly more than I do... I didn't think that was possible...

 

[Asehujiko]

I can't help but wonder why you didn't get forced into doing Spore.

Because reviewing another EA game would draw attention away from the ads about age of reckoning.

 

[masterjamie]

I was going to download the demo and play it, but after watching it, I'm more-than-likely not going to, given all the game play issues and what-have-you. Especially with the annoying death cut scene, which cannot be skipped.

 

[Duraji]

I can't even begin to understand how a game ten years in development could have been so screwed up... awesome review as always, though! And I agree: the reviews where Yahtzee clearly hates the game are a lot more fun to watch.

 

[SaintWaldo]

"Baldur's Gait" and "The Hammer Is Made Of Wank" are my new favorite fantasy band names. Thanks Yahtz!

 

[lukey94]

haha loved this review, im still gonna get too human because im gonna have to disagree with yahtzee, i freaking love this game (played the demo and a level at friends house) i would love to see yahtzee rip apart spore because i love the game, also id like to see a pokemon review

 

[wildcard9]

Yatz oughta try Max Payne if he wants a better use of Norse mythos. Good review, 'thou.

 

[Khazoth]

If you've spent more then five years on a game.. When you release it there should be a law that it has to be a perfect game.. Or you're locked in the stockades with your rear sticking out to the public so they can take turns kicking you in the balls for wasting time you could have been spending making a good game.

 

[DannyDamage]

Great video, back on form with this one, very funny

Can I just ask, does anyone even watch the trailers at the end?

Not a single one

 

[armaina]

also id like to see a pokemon review

HAHAH oh man it's both awful and hilarious to think of Yahtzee playing pokemon, but hey... Pokemon Platinum is coming out soon and then there will be an English version around the corner..