Zero Punctuation: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

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fffanatic06

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Indigo_Dingo said:
I don't get it. Yahtzee is saying that this game is bland, and doesn't push the envelope. O.k., I haven't played the game, so I don't know. However, he's also accusing it of heavy duty racism. I dunno about you, but to me, that sounds like really pushing the envelope. That sounds like attaching the envelope to the front of a bullet train.
Ummmm....You don't listen to much comedy do you?
 

blackfly01

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Ah, sounds like Naughty Dog's joined up with Capcom in presenting obnoxious heroic all American characters who go around killing every non-American around them.

Very good review, Yahtzee. I loved your demonstration of Quick Time Events.
 

Vaupell

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haha i simply cant resist

check this video out. lmao this review reminded me of this movie.. lol
White Boys / Black Boys - Musical Hair [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6JCCayPG7k]
 

QueerBiNatureNYC

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i registered just to say that i'm surprised and happy to see that you are attractive - like really attractive - also thank Goddess you are a gamer who isn't fat or chubby - keep up the great work!
 

ruyzen

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QueerBiNatureNYC said:
i registered just to say that i'm surprised and happy to see that you are attractive - like really attractive - also thank Goddess you are a gamer who isn't fat or chubby - keep up the great work!
Why is it that everytime we talk about a "gamer", everyone thinks of a fat kid or a skinny eye-glassed akne nerd? (Nothing wrong with glasses, I have ones too)

Can't gamers be attractive and cool-looking (like the Asians)?

Like hell I use the comp. sometimes 8 hours a day, I'm only 14, and weight 56kg btw.

But who was the guy who threw the bottle??? (Don't jerk me by quoting an answer from pages 2-7) Also, what would you guys think of a few second clip at the end where we hear Yahtzee failing some part of his review...his reputation WOULD suffer a little bit. But hey, it would be as interesting as hell. There is no way he can (or maybe he CAN, due to the fact that he is actually an ALIEN with a speed-speaker installed in the throat) read all the review stuff without a single mistake.
 

yellow35

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Rock band is pretty good but if you really think about it all music games have terrible music on them (for the most part) and like he said about super smash bros. brawl it is a great party game until you realize that you have to unlock half of the songs.
 

Hazed

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I usually agree fully with Yahtzee's reviews. But on this occasion I think he has been a bit harsh on Uncharted. Maybe it's just me, but I really enjoyed this game. It has some interesting twists and turns, a great plot (even if it was inspired by countless other adventure films) and the attention to detail, scenery and characters look stunning.

Then again, I absolutely loved Heavenly Sword too, which again Yahtzee didn't really approve of ;)
 

nutonthelose

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And after so long you finally show your face... and i thought you were gonna be a completely anon game reviewer... someone who talks through a character that looks like a crack head. :p
 

sky14kemea

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wow was that you yahtzee?
i thought you'd look younger actually o_O
the scary thing is you look like my cousin, cept he's more blondey

still, really funny review ^-^