Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

[ziggy161]

Is it just me or does he sound stoned when describing the monuments? XD
Well, I didn't expect this but it wasn't that bad. Some funny stuff in there

 

[5stringedbandit]

That's weird him complementing me for getting him in the eye....









I got him on the mouth.

 

[Rickmanguy]

Not really surprised by everyone that's pissed off about not getting a game review. You have to remember that even Yahtzee needs a break every once in a while.

On topic; unexpected, but it was a good laugh all the same. Was actually expecting more sex jokes if I'm honest, but eh.

 

[Jabbawocky]

Sorry, found that boring. I can understand however that there was no time to make a real ZP this week.

 

[BlackJack47]

No offense to Yahtzee but I was really hoping for a new ZP

 

[ARKSgtAlpha]

reviewing the tons of games im sure he got probably takes a long time

 

[JustTheBast]

Sadly, no supermutants to splatter all over the DC landscape. I gather that Republicans are quite similar, but for some reason it's illegal to do that.

 

[Skylarm]

Way To Go Yahtzee! Congrats on making a trip though DC a trip though perverted land.

 

[jorgemalgom]

Seriously? This isn't funny at all. Stop with the stand up casual comedian career right now. Your are a writer not an actor. You should stay behind cameras were you are good , stop the video front cover picture thing, we don't want that.
This is by far the worst ZP video ever it sould be banned.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

They went to North Carolina?!! To my state?! GAAAAHHH!! I wanna see THAT!

 

[BonsaiK]

Quite dissapointing really. I thought he was going to actually REVIEW Washington D.C. as promised by the title (i.e in his usual witty delivery style but with live action). Instead he just got driven around in a car and mumbled a bit.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

Aw hell, DP ftl. Usually my posts don't show up when I get an error message : P

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Damn, everything in DC is very phallic cakey.
Also did anyone else find that they were laughing, even when he wasn't doing anything, or does that just make me a fanboy. If so...I want my free t-shirt and cat-ears.

 

[AceDiamond]

I actually thought the deadpan humor was probably parodying any tourist to DC who would say things like that, and I laughed at "by the way we're on a grassy knoll but you shouldn't read too much into that", incorrect geographical location aside.

 

[ark123]

Holy shit I want my six minutes back.
Many people don't find Norm McDonald funny, and you, sir, are no Norm. You're no Galifianakis. You need a script and you need to speak quickly while cartoons mimic what you're saying.

 

[QUINTIX]

Yahtzee goes wide screen!
Is this permanent, or does he not know how to do that in movie maker yet?

 

[LeonLethality]

the whole time I was wondering what was under his hat... I bet black magic and awesomeness

edit: reading the comments makes me laugh people are saying it was the worst yet, but they dont realize it was this or nothing and this was actually kinda funny

 

[Armored Prayer]

Ha! Great to see Yahtzee in my old hometown of DC. I wonder they thought of it's god forsaken horrible traffic.

 

[Frankydee]

"There's at least one person out there getting it off to this video."

HUUUURRRRAAAAGGE!!

o shit.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Well.. that was different!
Oh and you totally ruined my masterbation for this evening. All i will see now is Yahtzee's face and hearing his voice egging me on.