wow that was actually pretty darn good.
i didnt think yahzee could rhyme but hey look at him go!
i didnt think yahzee could rhyme but hey look at him go!
Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein
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Next time when you have such a boring game at hand, please do a rap. 
Just because it would be probably terrible and I have something to laugh.
Just because it would be probably terrible and I have something to laugh.
I'm mildly disappointed that you did the "two stars" thing at the end. I mean, I know it was just so that it'd fit the meter, but one thing I've always liked about your reviews is a lack of a score of any kind, so putting one in (even for the sake of the limerick) seems kind of...cheap.
Is it just me, or with every single video ZP releases, do the first 4 comments ALWAYS get put on probation? I see nothing wrong with any of them, yet it never fails.
Btw, enough BS reviews, I know no games are being released, but Batman is a great game to review; plus, no one is stopping you from reviewing older games that deserve a little limelight.
Btw, enough BS reviews, I know no games are being released, but Batman is a great game to review; plus, no one is stopping you from reviewing older games that deserve a little limelight.
I didn't read all 18 pages comments, but I'd like to think that after the first page, I'm the only one who really noticed that the end sequence comments were also in limerick form?
"His unique reviewing technique is to speak with unbridled critique. If there's one thing he hates it's postponed release dates, so Arkham Asylum is next week." Just thought I might, ya know, point that out.
I do so because I think he's being sarcastic. Which would really be freaking fantastic. He's probably not but why not give it a shot? If I'm right then I'll be super ecstatic.
"His unique reviewing technique is to speak with unbridled critique. If there's one thing he hates it's postponed release dates, so Arkham Asylum is next week." Just thought I might, ya know, point that out.
I do so because I think he's being sarcastic. Which would really be freaking fantastic. He's probably not but why not give it a shot? If I'm right then I'll be super ecstatic.
Yahtzee you magnificent bastard! You never cease to amaze me. You should write a children's poetry book.
Yahtzee could you just do me one favor? STOP WITH THE FUCKING STUPID ACCENTS AND RHYMING ALREADY??? And god help you if you do a " Holy over-rated, over-hyped game Batman" joke in your Arkham Asylum review.
I don't think he has a "rule" about not giving scores, he just doesn't think a complex opinion can be properly represented with a number.Evil the White said:
I don't know why everyone's making such a huge deal out of the stars. It just fit with the limerick...don't freak out about it.
Please don't do it again, don't find limericks funny, clever maybe, funny no.
It is often commented that communication between people is 90% non verbal (can argue the percentage, but broadly it is true) and therefore I say verbal communication has the same bias i.e is depends less on what you say but how you say it ("its the way I tell'em!")
Limericks straight jacket the humour in monotone pitch, fixes the pace to "dum dum diddy dum diddy dum dum" and forces strained rhyming convensions which undermine the message.
I give it 2 stars.
It is often commented that communication between people is 90% non verbal (can argue the percentage, but broadly it is true) and therefore I say verbal communication has the same bias i.e is depends less on what you say but how you say it ("its the way I tell'em!")
Limericks straight jacket the humour in monotone pitch, fixes the pace to "dum dum diddy dum diddy dum dum" and forces strained rhyming convensions which undermine the message.
I give it 2 stars.
Well, been a while since I commented on one of these, but well done on that. That actually worked very well as a review I think.
Also, how could I tell someone was going to say that in response to him at some point, regardless of thread?
Well, I was completely shocked when I noticed his suspension was coming to an end, but we really should've seen this one coming, Zeeky. Suspensions need to end some time. Anyway, welcome back, Kukul!Zeeky_Santos said:Gah! he's back! I was starting toKukul said:Thanks Yahtzee for making such a sweet video to celebrate my returnenjoydislike those 90 days without you. Welcome back man.
Also, how could I tell someone was going to say that in response to him at some point, regardless of thread?