Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee Goes to GDC

Zondac

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Well to bad! 3DRealms won't be making Duke Nukem: Forever, it will (hopefully) be someone else that knows how to make decent games in under 15 years
 

Jas0913

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I've been hearing this duke nukem joke a lot lately, that the developers have been giving eachother piggy back rides... Where the fuck did this originate from
 

Hunter15

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Yahtzee is right if duke Nukeum doesn't rip the Space-Awesome continuum in half with a flaming chainsaw... THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE IN A FIREY FURY OF MOLOTOVS, NERDS, AND ANGER
 

Someone Depressing

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Weird little fact : The guy from Bioshock did have a name. A very obscure name showing only once in the game. I dont see why they even named him Jack if it was never said, and only seen once.
 

yaoinut

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I thought this was pretty funny. Plus, it makes me think of the Duke Nukem Forever review.
 

Sansha

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Well after playing DNF and watching his real review of it, I can say that he was totally, totally right, except that DNF wasn't even good enough to get a passing grade as a game by modern standards, nostalgia goggles aside.
 

ThunderCavalier

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Well, I think Yahtzee is a psychic now.

He said that, if DNF isn't the pinnacle of human achievement, he and every reviewer on Earth would saw its balls off. Fast forward to today, where it isn't. DNF is now a castrated ***** that everyone despises.