Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee Goes to GDC

[DreamerM]

I was there at the performance, the BLEEPS got louder chuckles then anything else.

I though tried to refrain from laughing too loudly, because the jokes just came in so fast that time spent chuckling was time not-spent listening, though Rest Assured that at the end of each segment the room was full of fitful and wide-spread applause.

 

[koshua]

uh, Gordon Freeman had a bee gun first.

 

[IanDangerously]

They didnt censor the sign in the end segment! lol.

Anyone know what the song is called in between the clips?

 

[GonzoGamer]

I can see bleeping for an open convention or something. But how many game developers would be offended by the swearing?

Even bleeping couldn't stop it from being funny.

 

[Ninjahedge]

Funny, but funky problem on the site today.

Shortly after saying "Tabula Rosa" the vid miniturizes as if it was finished. I tried using the slider to get past this but no dice.

Any input/solution would be welcomed.

 

[Undead Dragon King]

I just discovered that Portal won game of the year at this censorship fest. Did their Weighted Companion Cubes tell them to vote for Portal?

 

[a big stupid idiot]

BUT GUYZ, TEH BIOSHOCK GUY HAZ A NAME!!!!!!

 

[LD132]

=.= I hate censorship...
Haha good review, and I see you are sticking to the stereotype that all drummer are retards....

Anywho, good review, please post an uncensored one

 

[gizlone]

Dear Yahtzee

I like your videos and the way you bring out all the bad stuff about games. But I'd like to ask you if you could actually make a review about World of Warcraft. Yeah, I've heard loads of people talk about how good it is or how bad it is but the fact is; Most people that say it sucks are wankers who dye their hair blonde and listen to techno music while playing Counter-Strike. Most people who say it is good are not to be trusted because they wank at night whilst looking at a girls picture crying; WHY CAN'T YOU BE MINE?!?! But you can probably say something that CAn be trusted, can't you?

With love, Gizlone

 

[Northover32]

i want to know why the F!@# this Zero Punctuation was F!@#ing censored..

 

[Grindstone]

Dear Yahtzee

I like your videos and the way you bring out all the bad stuff about games. But I'd like to ask you if you could actually make a review about World of Warcraft. Yeah, I've heard loads of people talk about how good it is or how bad it is but the fact is; Most people that say it sucks are wankers who dye their hair blonde and listen to techno music while playing Counter-Strike. Most people who say it is good are not to be trusted because they wank at night whilst looking at a girls picture crying; WHY CAN'T YOU BE MINE?!?! But you can probably say something that CAn be trusted, can't you?

With love, Gizlone

While most people who play World of Warcraft are ugly fatasses with no friends, right?

See, I can generalize too.

 

[MB202]

I saw a video this actually at the GDC on YouTube. It's been removed now, but it's definitely a lot funnier when other people are laughing along with you.

 

[lizards]

hopefully duke nukem forever isnt made of fail

 

[lizards]

hopefully duke nukem forever isnt made of fail

So when you preform necromancy is it usually at night or any time of the day?

i think that that was an attempted trolling effort but i dont really know what you mean.....

 

[SpartanTnT]

Agreed about Duke Nukem Forever, it better be worth the decade long wait, or even longer.

 

[Zondac]

Well to bad! 3DRealms won't be making Duke Nukem: Forever, it will (hopefully) be someone else that knows how to make decent games in under 15 years

 

[Jas0913]

I've been hearing this duke nukem joke a lot lately, that the developers have been giving eachother piggy back rides... Where the fuck did this originate from

 

[moradinshammer]

hey jack from bioshock has a name and voice!!!

 

[Poeschi]

You dont have to censore arse, because its not a word i guess

 

[Tetranitrophenol]

whats with all the bleeps?!