Zombie Weps

[Snoopster]

NUKES, if your feeling crazy
music? raindrops are fallin' on my head

You realise that now your just going to have RADIOACTIVE zombies who will give you cancer and might horribly mutate but not die and their going to pass the radiation to every other zombie they come into contact with and they'll spread it to the soil and oh god the horror.

I'd use my trust Bowie knife and a crowbar, easily replaceable weapons, lightweight and silent so as not to attract the horde

Battle music would have to be Queen's don't stop me now

I did say, if your feeling crazy, wouldn't bohemian rhapsody be better?

 

[Snoopster]

beelzeboss by tenacious D
"yes you are fucked, shit out of luck"
and then use napalm

 

[Fatalcry]

Seems a lot of people are saying helicopters and stuff I think a Nuke or two would be an effective weapon

 

[Snoopster]

Seems a lot of people are saying helicopters and stuff I think a Nuke or two would be an effective weapon

only if you're feeling crazy, see some other guys response when I suggested that

 

[Zombie_Fish]

If there's anything I've learned from Shaun of the Dead, it's that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were a brilliant duo...

And that shotguns are very effective against zombies.

 

[Snoopster]

If there's anything I've learned from Shaun of the Dead, it's that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were a brilliant duo...

And that shotguns are very effective against zombies.

and find a pub with beer(obviously) crisps and peanuts

 

[jake09050]

if any of you had read the Zombie Survival Guide you would know that the crowbar is the best thing to have against zombies. No moving parts so it won't ever jam or fall apart. It's sturdy so it won't break (so long as you get a good quality one). It doesn't rely on ammunition or fuel, which are limited in the zombacolypse. Finally, it doubles as a tool for helping you survive. Crowbar, FTW

A sledgehammer would work just as good, maybe even better.
If you can break something open, you can smash something open. And thanks to the great smashing power you can break even more things open.

Drawback, it's slightly heavier.

Also far more efficient in clubbing down zombies.

But according to the zombie survival guide it is too big and heavy to use in close quaters and where are you going to hide not in a field i'll tell you

 

[Davey Woo]

I'd have to be wearing some impenetrable polymer suit thing that can't be pulled apart or broken, then I could just sit there whilst they TRIED to hurt me.

Then I'd have a range of close quarter weapons, I.E Shotgun, Katana.

 

[Snoopster]

if any of you had read the Zombie Survival Guide you would know that the crowbar is the best thing to have against zombies. No moving parts so it won't ever jam or fall apart. It's sturdy so it won't break (so long as you get a good quality one). It doesn't rely on ammunition or fuel, which are limited in the zombacolypse. Finally, it doubles as a tool for helping you survive. Crowbar, FTW

A sledgehammer would work just as good, maybe even better.
If you can break something open, you can smash something open. And thanks to the great smashing power you can break even more things open.

Drawback, it's slightly heavier.

Also far more efficient in clubbing down zombies.

But according to the zombie survival guide it is too big and heavy to use in close quaters and where are you going to hide not in a field i'll tell you

shuddup about the sodding guide, I can't believe someone even wrote it, sad bastard

 

[Snoopster]

I'd have to be wearing some impenetrable polymer suit thing that can't be pulled apart or broken, then I could just sit there whilst they TRIED to hurt me.

Then I'd have a range of close quarter weapons, I.E Shotgun, Katana.

cheater, good idea though

 

[BlackDodongo]

I'll just punch them!

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in which case your weapon of choice would be knuckle dusters?

Trench Spikes would be a better alternative to knuckle dusters if they are available.

 

[Snoopster]

I'll just punch them!

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in which case your weapon of choice would be knuckle dusters?

Trench Spikes would be a better alternative to knuckle dusters if they are available.

ye but that guy likes to punch

 

[Davey Woo]

I'd have to be wearing some impenetrable polymer suit thing that can't be pulled apart or broken, then I could just sit there whilst they TRIED to hurt me.

Then I'd have a range of close quarter weapons, I.E Shotgun, Katana.

cheat, good idea though

I challenge your accusation! How am I cheating? lol

 

[Fatalcry]

If there's anything I've learned from Shaun of the Dead, it's that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were a brilliant duo...

And that shotguns are very effective against zombies.

and find a pub with beer(obviously) crisps and peanuts

Don't forget you need an old dusty windchester rifle to complete the ownage

 

[Monocle Man]

if any of you had read the Zombie Survival Guide you would know that the crowbar is the best thing to have against zombies. No moving parts so it won't ever jam or fall apart. It's sturdy so it won't break (so long as you get a good quality one). It doesn't rely on ammunition or fuel, which are limited in the zombacolypse. Finally, it doubles as a tool for helping you survive. Crowbar, FTW

A sledgehammer would work just as good, maybe even better.
If you can break something open, you can smash something open. And thanks to the great smashing power you can break even more things open.

Drawback, it's slightly heavier.

Also far more efficient in clubbing down zombies.

But according to the zombie survival guide it is too big and heavy to use in close quaters and where are you going to hide not in a field i'll tell you

Zombie survival guide this, zombie survival guide that.
I'll tell you something,. You know who made the zombie survival guide? The alpha zombies! Luring the feeble humans in death traps.

Also what has a sledgehammer to do with hiding in a field? There's more shiny parts on a crowbar, you know.

Go to your garage, grab a sledgehammer, stand at an open place (or in your living room) and swing away. Keep in motion, if you swing too far, keep going till you spin back in front of your target.
Now you have that in mind, let a bunch of friends and foes gang up around you. Now swing your sledgehammer. I assure you they won't be able to get near you without getting mauled.

A sledgehammer doesn't weigh tons, you know. Hold it at the head or across your shoulder and you're set to go without too much trouble.

 

[Snoopster]

I'd have to be wearing some impenetrable polymer suit thing that can't be pulled apart or broken, then I could just sit there whilst they TRIED to hurt me.

Then I'd have a range of close quarter weapons, I.E Shotgun, Katana.

cheat, good idea though

I challenge your accusation! How am I cheating? lol

because you would be using MY suit you bastard!!

 

[Snoopster]

If there's anything I've learned from Shaun of the Dead, it's that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were a brilliant duo...

And that shotguns are very effective against zombies.

and find a pub with beer(obviously) crisps and peanuts

Don't forget you need an old dusty windchester rifle to complete the ownage

and nick cage to help you reload quicker

 

[Davey Woo]

I'd have to be wearing some impenetrable polymer suit thing that can't be pulled apart or broken, then I could just sit there whilst they TRIED to hurt me.

Then I'd have a range of close quarter weapons, I.E Shotgun, Katana.

cheat, good idea though

I challenge your accusation! How am I cheating? lol

because you would be using MY suit you bastard!!

I don't mind sharing ;-)

 

[BlackDodongo]

I'll just punch them!

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in which case your weapon of choice would be knuckle dusters?

Trench Spikes would be a better alternative to knuckle dusters if they are available.

ye but that guy likes to punch

Trench Spikes are basically knuckle dusters with spikes attached.

 

[Snoopster]

I'd have to be wearing some impenetrable polymer suit thing that can't be pulled apart or broken, then I could just sit there whilst they TRIED to hurt me.

Then I'd have a range of close quarter weapons, I.E Shotgun, Katana.

cheat, good idea though

I challenge your accusation! How am I cheating? lol

because you would be using MY suit you bastard!!

I don't mind sharing ;-)

never mind you can use the spare, alternatively youcan generate one with your mind in seconds, whilst you're ripped to bits coz ur dreaming