The “WTF?!” Thread
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You know the answer, and it's the same one as your video. 5 letters, starts with a J.
My girlfriend makes me watch The Ellen Degeneres Show show every afternoon (which I don't mind; she's funny,) and she always has some human interest segment towards the end where some sponsor gives a selfless and charitable person a check for several thousand dollars. My gf always gets teary-eyed over how sweet it is, but I'm always saying to myself: "y'know, Ellen alone could spend MILLIONS and positively affect the lives of thousands of people at any time, let alone her staff who're probably pulling down 6-7 figure salaries making her show." Not knocking Ellen; she's not the only multi-millionaire who could "do more," but yeah, a check from Shutterfly for $25,000 is a lot to a lot of people, but it's a drop in the bucket to someone with her kind of money.
But I'm no better; if I had her kind of cash, I'd probably still eat cheap, tip 15%, and feel good about myself.
See, this is just your average Tuesday in Japan.
This is more like Thursday shenanigans.
Just a sec, Crusto's gotta bling up before they break with the beats...
Reminds me of my honeymoon in Jamaica. At night there were a few resident crabs at the resort (yes, the ocean kind) that would hang out by the pool. I managed to get one to scuttle onto a pool raft. Needless to say he/she? was the coolest crustacean at the joint, and jealousy may have ensued.
I present this without comment. Wikipedia front page several days ago.
The internet is truly a wonderous spectacle of humanities eclectic whims.
Looks awfully ripped and clean for a heroin addict.
Yet again these unrealistic body standards being pushed by Hollywood and other mainstream entertainments that most of us, uh...I mean them just cannot live up to.
Where Jezus' other arm? Or is it Jezus' arm getting shot up? Is that the reason for the pained expression?
He's wearing a lab coat and apparently stealing the guy's dose, so it's likely he's the cook and the crooked dealer wanting the money along with the drugs, baking the cake, selling the cake and still eating the cake... excellent business strategy.
I laughed way too hard at this. Reminder: every situation has multiple perspectives!!
When I saw it said Ultimate Muscle in the title I thought this shit was gonna make an appearance.