Out of Context Quotes

[XsjadoBlaydette]

"I wanna know the connection between the elves and the nazis!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I've got family, drugs, futuristic plasma weapons, and my blood debt against Santa Claus has been paid."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Was it sexual or was it Christmas?"

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Was it sexual or was it Christmas?"

This better not be about the pudding.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"When you're lookin' for a blowie and gettin' your ass bit, you know it's a good time."

 

[Chimpzy]

"If I had to, I'd say my dick has a 16/9 aspect ratio"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"So basically, I think we have to build an oven which is also a spaceship."

 

[thebobmaster]

"today I realized something: the period after the Battle of Endor could be seen as the Star Wars equivalent of the baby boom, and that makes Kylo Ren a boomer"

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Punk's not dead... it always smelled that way."

"If you think you 'secretly crave validation' I have bad news about the 'secret' part."

"Everyone says you're paranoid."

"My problem with Multiverse Theory is having to accept there's an alternate dimension where you're not a complete fuckwit."

 

[Gordon_4]

"My problem with Multiverse Theory is having to accept there's an alternate dimension where you're not a complete fuckwit."

I'm taking that one to work with me.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I'm taking that one to work with me.

Sharing is caring.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"That's an articulate toilet."

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

Continuity is a spectrum and we're all on our own journey

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

"I didn't drug anybody, that tea was 100% organic!"

 

[lostinreality]

" Giant fires built on erected towers of logs have a history of causing death."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"What would Ohio do?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Death's just up my ass, yo."

 

[immortalfrieza]

"Power corrupts, but the power of duct tape corrupts absolutely."

"I asked myself what would Jesus do? So I tried to turn her into a fish! Begone Satan! Hello Shamu!"

 

[Gordon_4]

"I will not be slandered by a cormorant dunker!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Show me your hands. Does it have womb all over it?"