I was combining “protein” and “cocaine,” and it was brilliant. I wasn’t trying to sell to gym rats; I was targeting the lonely, promiscuous, middle-aged suburban housewives who occasionally do hot yoga and power walks with equally lonely, promiscuous, middle-aged suburban housewives and the occasional urban teen drawn to marketing with contraband blatantly thrown in their faces. I am not a good person.Shouldn't it be Proffeine?I mean the "aine" sound isn't in either word. Your shower thought sucks!!
Sidenote: I'm now trying to think of something to combine with protein to make a product I can call Profaine, just to annoy the religious nutjobs. Watch them go into a zealot frenzy about "The devil is selling profanity on the shelves!!"
You're also apparently targeting Michael J. Fox and his "aunt" in The Secret of My Success
anthropormorphisation of date rape. that made me laugh harder than I think it should have. it's depressingly accurate way to describe him too.
There are some truly rugged savages out there (typically middle-aged, single men one bad day away from suicide) who will just crack open a can of Spam and go to town with a spoon because fuck it, but yes, we do typically cook our Spam. However, around here, it's very much a "love it" or "leave it" food. A lot of people are put off by the idea of canned meat from the start. Others are put off by the appearance of the meat when it slides out of the can as a literal hunk of ambiguous and slimy meat. The rest of us get past all of that, slice or chunk it up, fry it until nice and crispy, and enjoy it for the salty deliciousness it is.
How people can view canned food that way when the West invented microwave meals is bizzare to me. Is it specifically the canned bit? Because when I go to the grocery here full of US imports, there's a shit ton of pre-cooked frozen meals and I don't really see how that's any much different.
It's not canned or frozen foods people have a problem with; it's canned MEAT, specifically Spam and such where it comes out looking... less than appealing. Meats here are typically fresh and refrigerated or frozen; Spam just sits on a shelf (for years) at room temperature, then sloughs out on a plate as a hunk of ambiguous gelatin. I used to have a similar aversion to it until I learned to get past how it looks and prepare it properly.
Yes, calamansi is what she uses; I didn't know how to spell it, so opted to just describe it, soy sauce with lime. And you DEFINITELY need to try the cucumber, tomatoes, onions, calamansi and rice with Spam; the cold crunch with the salty heat from the Spam make it a guilty pleasure I'm certain you'll enjoy!
Which type? Standard? Hard Rock? Industrial? Speed Metal? Details!
Any of it. I like drums, and a lot of Metal has some interesting drums, and the guitar work is incredible, but then some ogre starts growling like an unintelligible idiot, and I lose respect for all efforts involved. Like, if I could play drums or guitar like that, why would I want my talent drowned out by some asshole screaming "ORGRWARWHURHULUHUGRUHUL!"
