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    Escape to the Movies: Godzilla - Breaking Kaiju

    Bob, I enjoy your reviews but you don't have to bring up The Avengers just because it shares an actor with Godzilla! It seems like you're always talking about that damn film. I get that you like superheroes and stuff, but as someone who isn't in to comics, and so found The Avengers movie to be...
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    The Big Picture: You Are Wrong About Sucker Punch, Part Two

    Suck Punch reminded me of Natural Born Killers, I got the joke, but I still hated the film. Burn After Reading is another example, the film was supposed to be inconsequential, and it was, but there's nothing enjoyable about that other than a half-hearted laugh and a "I see what you did there"...
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    Escape to the Movies: Total Recall

    He's probably right about Total Recall, but every time Bob praises The Avengers, doubt creeps into my mind...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Dark Knight Rises

    The way is safe? In that case, I'd like to follow up my previous statement by saying WOW. MovieBob, I love you, and I don't want to sound like a fanboy but The Avengers better than Dark Knight Rises? No. Maybe it's a comic book thing, I don't know, I don't read comics and maybe that...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Dark Knight Rises

    If it's not as good as The Avengers, then we're in trouble! I finally got round to seeing The Avengers and while it's not offensive in the way a Michael Bay movie is, it was a pile of rubbish. I honestly don't see what anyone liked about it, it was a mess of a movie. My expectations are...
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    Assassin's Creed Devs Don't Hate the British

    There are no badguys and goodguys, life isn't really split into those categories. What did the settlers do, piss all over the native Americans so they could have their independence? Nothing really heroic about that, or about the British either. War is never as simple as good guys and badguys...
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    Jimquisition: Videogames Are A Luxury

    Games are about the only luxury I have, and even then I've only got nine or ten at any given time. All of them were bought on special deals and I spent a long time deciding which ones to spend my cash on. I don't even have television because the licence fee isn't worth it. Once again I agree...
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    Escape to the Movies: Wrath of the Titans

    I dunno what to make of this, I can let Watchman slide, but the Immortals was such an awful, awful, awful movie. My trust in Moviebob is a little fractured.
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    The Big Picture: Mailbag

    Another great video, love these bite-sized nuggets! I hope there is never a faithful portrayal of Batman in movies, Robin sucks! And Batman is actually kind of a dick, the more I hear about him the closer he seems to Rorschach. Maybe I just don't get super heroes.
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    Escape to the Movies: The Hunger Games

    That's too bad, not knowing anything about the source material, I was hoping this would be good! But for fans of the film who feel the need to punish Bob for his honesty, remember it is just his opinion! And the inevitable rubbishness of The Avengers will be punishment enough!
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    Escape to the Movies: John Carter

    Nice review, I can tell expectations were pretty high for this one! I have a feeling the inevitable rubbishness of The Avengers is gonna hit Bob pretty hard.
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    Jimquisition: Mass Effect 3 And The Case For A Gay Shepard

    Bravo! Thank God for Jim! And thank God for gay sex!
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    Why Movie Adaptations of Games Suck

    While there is a certain amount of participation when reading a book you can't change the outcome of the story (unless it's one of those choose-your-own-adventure books). I'd say the film medium is closer to books than games are! Some games are pretty linear, the older Final Fantasy games were...
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    The Big Picture: There Will Never Be Another Watchmen

    Nicely put Moviebob, although that ending wasn't my problem with the Watchman film, for me the general tone was all off, Snyder's world was heavily stylised where as it would have had more impact if it were played for reals. For me the Watchman films was a series of little problems that added up...
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    No Right Answer: Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones

    The "You owe me one" and he meant it' line killed me! Hilarious!