First off, one that I'm surprised nobody has posted yet: I thought that babies came out through the mouth.
I thought that if I walked far enough I would fall off the world
I thought that if I cut up food that I didn't like into small enough pieces, I could convince my parents I had eaten it...
I have all 6 of those, and many of the next generations as well, seeing as between the ages of 6 and 10, I was absolutely obsessed with Bionicles. In addition, I have some a rock collection, which includes a very large chunk of native copper. Otherwise, I don't have very many rare things...
First off, the reviewer is entitled to his opinion, but he seemed to used Yahtzee's reviewing style, but in a serious manner. To me it looked like his only problems were lack of new scenery and that lack of firing the big ass gun on the mammoth. Okay, admittedly, I'm kind of disappointed that...
KAt from Halo:Reach. She's more of an average looking woman in my opinion. However, I might be slightly biased due to her genius quote of "give me cover" while I went up against 6 elites on a LASO run.
Not only am I getting it, I'm getting the hardened edition. I review video games for my school newspaper and I wanted to most stuff to review, namely Nuketown Zombies. So yes, I am getting it on day one also. Not to mention it just looks badass.
Where did Sally go in the explosion? Everywhere! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the clown fall off the swing? I had a shotgun.
What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting raped.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I could go on and on all day with these.