A Declaration of War

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Earthbending, because Toph. Not much else needs to be said in my opinion, but I have to add more words to avoid being spanked by the mods for a low content post. So here are more words to fulfill that quota, but yeah, all that needs to be said is "Because Toph" xD
 

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Wait, are you jealous?

This is all because you couldn't get on the list for the good dip?

I was just sharing it among good friends and people I think would enjoy it. It's just dip, man.
You're not supposed to share it! You're a rogue! You're supposed to steal it!
 

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JoJo said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Which side represents social justice? As a social justice warrior, I must know!
Well, the IL are Social Injustice Warriors, that's close enough right?
bat32391 said:
Wait who are we waring?
*Points in EUNPF's direction*

Go get 'em son, make us proud!
VectorSlip said:
Jojo is love. Jojo is life.
I like the cut of your jibe, you'd make a fine henchman for IL if you're interested ;-)
Sorry mate. Joseph Joestar is the only JoJo for me. Plus I like fun way to much so joining the antifun alliance would be a bit counterproductive xD. But thanks for the offer anyway!
 

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Dirty Cop James funs said:
Barbas said:
Dirty Cop James funs said:
JoJo said:
Yo, gimme mah 5 dollas!
That'd get you a lot from the candy store in my day, young man!
Yeah, but nowadays it will probably just get me one bag of jellybeans. <_<

JoJo said:
Gah, can I pay in orphans? Lil Timmy here is real good at shoe shining and one less mouth to feed would help the war effort!
What kind of chump do you take me for? Give me your tech specialist orphan; I want him to add more coordinates to my nukes, along with setting up my UHD TV.
Nah mate, he's worth at-least $7.50, how about the pyromanic orphan? Just point her towards the enemy and let nature take it's course >:)
 

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Imp Emissary said:
Eclipse Dragon said:
The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.
Blood Cake is the shit! >:D

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds? :D
If you're in both groups, you don't need to pick a side.
You can totally sit over here next to me and watch the world burn.

We win in the end. We have chocolate and cookies.

Edit: and popcorn

Edit 2: and booze
 

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JoJo said:
*Walks into your war-room*

Hello, I have been sent as an emissary of the leader of my organization. I cant tell you the name otherwise I would have to kill you. However, do not be afraid as you will possible be safe, depending on how you answer these two questions:
1) Have you deliberately attacked civilians (Collateral damage doesn't count)?
2) Do you have any intentions to cause harm to the United States or her interest?

I demand proof of your claims as soon as possible. No need to send me to another room, I will wait here.,


OT: I would like to do a build similar to my character in Fallout, which is easy since I live in a state with lax gun laws and can get anything up to a 40mm Grenade launcher legally (if prohibitively expensive). Namely:
Bad Guys: "OK men, He is up on that hill, lets get him!!" *Start shooting*
Me: *HOLY SHIT!!!!* [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Gobi_Campaign_scout_rifle]
Bad Guys: "Um, Ok, some people are dead. Everyone, Charge Him!!"
Me: *dakka, dakka, dakka* [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Assault_carbine_(GRA)]
Bad Guys: "Theres only a few of use left. Everyone open fire!!"
Me: *Everyone else is dead, Dave* [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/.45_Auto_pistol]
Bad Guy: "Alright, I can take you one on one, you son of a-"
Me: *Decapitation* [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Katana_(GRA)]

TL;DR, I prefer guns (AMERICAN GUNS!!!1!!11!1!!), but I would like to Learn Ken-Jitsu (the Japanese art of the sword)
 

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Eclipse Dragon said:
Imp Emissary said:
Eclipse Dragon said:
The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.
Blood Cake is the shit! >:D

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds? :D
If you're in both groups, you don't need to pick a side.
You can totally sit over here next to me and watch the world burn.

We win in the end. We have chocolate and cookies.

Edit: and popcorn

Edit 2: and booze
HA! You truly have the wisdom of an Elder dragon! [sub](without the age spots)[/sub] ;D

I'll take you up on the offer for the good company alone.

I may need to use some of the chocolate as bait for traps though. Got to make my own fun out of this too. xD
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Wait, are you jealous?

This is all because you couldn't get on the list for the good dip?

I was just sharing it among good friends and people I think would enjoy it. It's just dip, man.
You're not supposed to share it! You're a rogue! You're supposed to steal it!
How else did I get the recipe in the first place?

Someone stole it and I was sharing the goods. GOD!

It's almost like you don't know that rogues have networks.
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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T0ad 0f Truth said:
Imperioratorex Caprae said:
One warning, the Henchgoats are ready for deployment. Victory confetti has been acquired and set to go. They will bathe in your blood and pepper your rotting carcasses with victory... confetti.
You've been warned.
Trust us Funners, you don't want to get them riled up... especially if they get excited after eating indian food... The gas D:
They don't even know about the Ninja rabbits... poor Funners.
 

The White Hunter

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Imp Emissary said:
Eclipse Dragon said:
The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.
Blood Cake is the shit! >:D

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds? :D
You don't get to pick a side, it has been picked for you and it is our side.

OT: Y'all are fucked anyway cuz I'm basically Garp with logia hax.
 

Colour Scientist

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Pinkamena said:
Did you really make a thread just to advertise for your little club, and then slap some completely unrelated "discussion value" on it?
Could be worse, at least it's not another GamerGate thread. XD
 

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Colour Scientist said:
Pinkamena said:
Did you really make a thread just to advertise for your little club, and then slap some completely unrelated "discussion value" on it?
Could be worse, at least it's not another GamerGate thread. XD
If a pro gamergate dog and an anti gamer gate stranger were drowning in a whirlpool...

The White Hunter said:
Imp Emissary said:
Eclipse Dragon said:
The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.
Blood Cake is the shit! >:D

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds? :D
You don't get to pick a side, it has been picked for you and it is our side.

OT: Y'all are fucked anyway cuz I'm basically Whitebeard with logia hax.
I was worried you'd decide on being garp for this one... So much collateral damage xD
 

The White Hunter

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T0ad 0f Truth said:
Colour Scientist said:
Pinkamena said:
Did you really make a thread just to advertise for your little club, and then slap some completely unrelated "discussion value" on it?
Could be worse, at least it's not another GamerGate thread. XD
If a pro gamergate dog and an anti gamer gate stranger were drowning in a whirlpool...

The White Hunter said:
Imp Emissary said:
Eclipse Dragon said:
The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.
Blood Cake is the shit! >:D

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds? :D
You don't get to pick a side, it has been picked for you and it is our side.

OT: Y'all are fucked anyway cuz I'm basically Whitebeard with logia hax.
I was worried you'd decide on being garp for this one... So much collateral damage xD
Edited to relevant information.

For there is no defense against a fist of love.
 

Euryalus

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The White Hunter said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
Colour Scientist said:
Pinkamena said:
Did you really make a thread just to advertise for your little club, and then slap some completely unrelated "discussion value" on it?
Could be worse, at least it's not another GamerGate thread. XD
If a pro gamergate dog and an anti gamer gate stranger were drowning in a whirlpool...

The White Hunter said:
Imp Emissary said:
Eclipse Dragon said:
The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.
Blood Cake is the shit! >:D

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds? :D
You don't get to pick a side, it has been picked for you and it is our side.

OT: Y'all are fucked anyway cuz I'm basically Whitebeard with logia hax.
I was worried you'd decide on being garp for this one... So much collateral damage xD
Edited to relevant information.

For there is no defense against a fist of love.
*slowly starts making his way toward the back of the battlefield*

:|
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
God said:
snip you goody pigs
Your kawaai forces are no match for our forces for instance

Our henchmen

our soldiers

our snipers

our heavies

our tanks
chicks dig our giant robots man

and finally our super spy is none other than the greatest spy of them all
That's right you fun loving freaks we got the power baby!
 

Something Amyss

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
How else did I get the recipe in the first place?

Someone stole it and I was sharing the goods. GOD!

It's almost like you don't know that rogues have networks.
But you're not supposed to give it away!
 

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Chaos? Anarchy? Domination replaced by Whimsy?
...where do I sign?!

And where did I leave my laser shotgun?!
 

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VectorSlip said:
Sorry mate. Joseph Joestar is the only JoJo for me. Plus I like fun way to much so joining the antifun alliance would be a bit counterproductive xD. But thanks for the offer anyway!
Ah well, the offer's always open if you feeling particularly evil some time in the future.

BOOM headshot65 said:
*Walks into your war-room*

Hello, I have been sent as an emissary of the leader of my organization. I cant tell you the name otherwise I would have to kill you. However, do not be afraid as you will possible be safe, depending on how you answer these two questions:
1) Have you deliberately attacked civilians (Collateral damage doesn't count)?
2) Do you have any intentions to cause harm to the United States or her interest?

I demand proof of your claims as soon as possible. No need to send me to another room, I will wait here.,
1) Do orphans count as civilians? Either way, yes, I wipe my boots on civilians and laugh at their pleas for mercy.

2) Yes, we're working on our takeover plans of the U.S. right now, involving an invasion from Mexico, hacked drones and an undercover canine squad. Details classified I'm afraid ;-)