A Declaration of War

[BOOM headshot65]

And I bet this is your force's theme song right

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Of course you would say that, you vile fiend! Our true theme song is the only one more patriotic than the Star Spangled Banner (even though such a statement is blasphemy):

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*sheds single tear* Fricking Beautiful..........

We are the Injustice League, we are sworn to defend villainy, backstabbing and dishonour! We swear there is no place in this universe or the next where our corrupting tentacles cannot be found... thanks Obama!

FOOL!! We were aware all along that Obama was a puppet of the Injustice League. This is why, when we saw the chance, we placed John Kerry in the role of Secretary of State. He is so incompetent and considered a loon by the general population, thus I would be impossible for your shill work his dastardly ways. And while he has been flailing helplessly, WE have been setting up plans to destroy the Injustice League, and end their villainy. Sic Simper Tryannis, and God Bless George W. Bush.

 

[JoJo]

FOOL!! We were aware all along that Obama was a puppet of the Injustice League. This is why, when we saw the chance, we placed John Kerry in the role of Secretary of State. He is so incompetent and considered a loon by the general population, thus I would be impossible for your shill work his dastardly ways. And while he has been flailing helplessly, WE have been setting up plans to destroy the Injustice League, and end their villainy. Sic Simper Tryannis, and God Bless George W. Bush.

Oh, just wait until Obama runs for his third term and puts everyone with even the name Bush in a death camp, then where will your plan be?

Random guy: "B-b-b-but that's against the constitution Obama!"

Obama: "Deal with it, bitches," *takes out a lighter and burns the declaration of independence*

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Spoiler: Get ready to die Injustice League!

Halt, sir knight! I have been ordered by my employers to... shall we say, deal with you.

Spoiler: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Baccarat?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Snip

Hmmm... Perhaps we need a more contemplative song of why we fight

I think I know what'll do the trick

 

[FPLOON]

I didn't want to do this but I'll have to bring in...

THE HIP-HOP

You call that hip-hop?
Get on my level, TACO!

(Supa...)

 

[Skatologist]

I, at least at the time, am a person who desires peace for this conflict. So I will humbly ask the Injustice league to give us your women, your weapons, your magical artifacts, and your tacos in exchange for us not destroying your group[footnote] Well, I can only speak for what I won't do to destroy your group, I'm sure our caffeinated overlord and his other followers have their own desires.[/footnote] . If you do not comply with both my demands and those of my comrades, I will have no choice but to give up my pacifistic nature in exchange for your total destruction. Thank You.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The EUNPF has erotic fanfiction of Karl Marx and Fidel Castro. We also have an harem of waifus.

EUNPF confirmed to produce superior children.

What do you have Outunjustnotthis League ?

We got ORPHANS

and LASERS

and HENCHGOATS

*mic drop*

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That video you showed me... the music is so alien to me- I don't even ...

It's ok

*shush*

We all can't be as awesome as me

I didn't want to do this but I'll have to bring in...

THE HIP-HOP

(Supa...)

MF DOOM? What is kiddie shit?

 

[Fijiman]

We got ORPHANS

and LASERS

and HENCHGOATS

*mic drop*

Well I have an army of Goat Simulator goat that I have trained to seek out all member of the Injustice League.

 

[SirDerpy]

We got ORPHANS

and LASERS

and HENCHGOATS

*mic drop*

...And your point?

Please, if we had a use for orphans, we'd be overflowing out the wazoo with them. Orphans are NOTHING! NOTHING in the face of the EUNoPF's kawaii.

And lasers? What century are you living in? Lasers stopped being cool since they were proven to really exist. We have the very concept of the color pink and unicorns.

Now the Henchgoats, I will concede to you. Damn, guys, don't we have anything that shits everywhere and eats trash like their Henchgoats?

 

[VanQ]

We have the very concept of the color pink and unicorns.

Are we really going to unleash RipVanTinkle's full power on them? I don't think they're ready for his final form.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Wait, are you jealous?

This is all because you couldn't get on the list for the good dip?

I was just sharing it among good friends and people I think would enjoy it. It's just dip, man.

You're not supposed to share it! You're a rogue! You're supposed to steal it!

How else did I get the recipe in the first place?

Someone stole it and I was sharing the goods. GOD!

It's almost like you don't know that rogues have networks.

These rogue networks sound very useful.

How would one infiltr- I mean join such organisations?

The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.

Blood Cake is the shit! >

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds?

You don't get to pick a side, it has been picked for you and it is our side.

OT: Y'all are fucked anyway cuz I'm basically Garp with logia hax.

"Our side" is which way again?

xD It sounds like I'd like to be behind that one for when you unleash "the fist of love" on the other side.

 

[Signa]

The controls of this war game suck. How do I attack the enemy?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

How else did I get the recipe in the first place?

Someone stole it and I was sharing the goods. GOD!

It's almost like you don't know that rogues have networks.

But you're not supposed to give it away!

Good lord!

It's spoils! SPOILS! We stole it so we can have a party later. Ever been to a party that has no good dip?

Shit sucks.

Wait, are you jealous?

This is all because you couldn't get on the list for the good dip?

I was just sharing it among good friends and people I think would enjoy it. It's just dip, man.

You're not supposed to share it! You're a rogue! You're supposed to steal it!

How else did I get the recipe in the first place?

Someone stole it and I was sharing the goods. GOD!

It's almost like you don't know that rogues have networks.

These rogue networks sound very useful.

How would one infiltr- I mean join such organisations?

Imp, please. The network is nicely secure and running as it should, so good luck with that.

Also, a rogue never tells. We are like the Dark Brotherhood, and we always know. Always watch, and will always cut a ***** that knows too much.

 

[Something Amyss]

Good lord!

It's spoils! SPOILS! We stole it so we can have a party later. Ever been to a party that has no good dip?

Shit sucks.

Parties? I don't partake in dip at parties! Like a true Rogue, I skulk in the shadows and plan sneak attacks!

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

I will support whichever side appears to be winning and immediately change sides if they start losing.

What can go wrong?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Good lord!

It's spoils! SPOILS! We stole it so we can have a party later. Ever been to a party that has no good dip?

Shit sucks.

Parties? I don't partake in dip at parties! Like a true Rogue, I skulk in the shadows and plan sneak attacks!

Christ, you're an emo rogue, aren't you?

That explains everything now. If you must know, it's for a some newbie that killed their first target.

*sniff*

They grow up so fast.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

We also haz Battlecats and ninja rabbits. Battlecats are spec-ops, ninja rabbits are straight up assassin parties. And then the commando henchgoats, henchgoat infantry, henchgoat engineering corps. Ah genetic cross-breeding of humanoid/animalians.... the wonders of super-science and of course the rampant kidnapping of geneticists around the globe.
Also, we're not anti-fun, we just don't want anyone else to have it.

 

[Frission]

Actually fighting in the war is for suckers. The real winners are the ones who sell stuff to both sides.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Wait, are you jealous?

This is all because you couldn't get on the list for the good dip?

I was just sharing it among good friends and people I think would enjoy it. It's just dip, man.

You're not supposed to share it! You're a rogue! You're supposed to steal it!

How else did I get the recipe in the first place?

Someone stole it and I was sharing the goods. GOD!

It's almost like you don't know that rogues have networks.

These rogue networks sound very useful.

How would one infiltr- I mean join such organisations?

Imp, please. The network is nicely secure and running as it should, so good luck with that.

Also, a rogue never tells. We are like the Dark Brotherhood, and we always know. Always watch, and will always cut a ***** that knows too much.

Ah, I see. I have to get in the dark brotherhood way.

Spoiler: -_- Very well. I tired the nice way....

Let me implant some stealth imps into the organisation and I will insure you will never run out of party dip ingredients. The good stuff too.

Spoiler: 0-0 If you DON't let me do that....

Spoiler: You really don't want to know. Last chance to take the nice and dip filled path.

> I will have my imps put one of these on all your dip!

Forever!

[https://imageshack.com/i/idwKNG3Hj]

You don't want that much protein!

 

[username sucks]

What manner of war is this? There is no clashing of steel, no gunshots ringing out, not even a single bomb igniting the sky. There is only the endless stream of hollow words, pictures, and videos.
Enough, I say!

I, username sucks, proud warrior of the EUNOPF, throw my gauntlet at the Injustice league!

We are all gamers to some degree, so here is what I propose: a fight on a virtual battlefield. We find a game that enough people on both sides play, then we arrange a tournament to settle this dispute of ours. Personally, I suggest TF2. But we at the EUNOPF stand up to any challenge, and different games are also an option.

What say you, Injustice League? Will you back up your words with actions?