A Declaration of War

Imperioratorex Caprae

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We also haz Battlecats and ninja rabbits. Battlecats are spec-ops, ninja rabbits are straight up assassin parties. And then the commando henchgoats, henchgoat infantry, henchgoat engineering corps. Ah genetic cross-breeding of humanoid/animalians.... the wonders of super-science and of course the rampant kidnapping of geneticists around the globe.
Also, we're not anti-fun, we just don't want anyone else to have it.
 

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Actually fighting in the war is for suckers. The real winners are the ones who sell stuff to both sides.
 

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Wait, are you jealous?

This is all because you couldn't get on the list for the good dip?

I was just sharing it among good friends and people I think would enjoy it. It's just dip, man.
You're not supposed to share it! You're a rogue! You're supposed to steal it!
How else did I get the recipe in the first place?

Someone stole it and I was sharing the goods. GOD!

It's almost like you don't know that rogues have networks.
These rogue networks sound very useful. :D

How would one infiltr- I mean join such organisations?
Imp, please. The network is nicely secure and running as it should, so good luck with that. :D

Also, a rogue never tells. We are like the Dark Brotherhood, and we always know. Always watch, and will always cut a ***** that knows too much.
Ah, I see. I have to get in the dark brotherhood way.

:D Let me implant some stealth imps into the organisation and I will insure you will never run out of party dip ingredients. The good stuff too. ;)

>:D I will have my imps put one of these on all your dip!

Forever!
[https://imageshack.com/i/idwKNG3Hj]


You don't want that much protein!
 
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What manner of war is this? There is no clashing of steel, no gunshots ringing out, not even a single bomb igniting the sky. There is only the endless stream of hollow words, pictures, and videos.
Enough, I say!

I, username sucks, proud warrior of the EUNOPF, throw my gauntlet at the Injustice league!

We are all gamers to some degree, so here is what I propose: a fight on a virtual battlefield. We find a game that enough people on both sides play, then we arrange a tournament to settle this dispute of ours. Personally, I suggest TF2. But we at the EUNOPF stand up to any challenge, and different games are also an option.

What say you, Injustice League? Will you back up your words with actions?
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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Caramel Frappe said:
Imperioratorex Caprae said:
We also haz Battlecats and ninja rabbits. Battlecats are spec-ops, ninja rabbits are straight up assassin parties. And then the commando henchgoats, henchgoat infantry, henchgoat engineering corps. Ah genetic cross-breeding of humanoid/animalians.... the wonders of super-science and of course the rampant kidnapping of geneticists around the globe.
Also, we're not anti-fun, we just don't want anyone else to have it.
That's pretty legit to hear ... only ... We have Dante Basco on our side, voice actor of Zuko from AtLA.



He's so powerful, he broke the Nostalgic Critic through the 4th wall and into the comment section.
I'd take one, immensely powerful figure over a bunch of animals you have to train for countless days, and infuse them with technology.

That costs money man... wait... *remembers that I have a legion of penguins with AK-47's* ... Well crap lol.
Interesting. The lure of super-science is immense, is it not? Besides, wouldn't be a proper super-villain if my plans and schemes weren't over-the-top. Sure its expensive but then I'm not really spending my money on these things when you think about it.
Damn. I might have to kidnap Ryan Reynolds then... I'm sure with enough super-science engineering we could turn him into a real life Deadpool... just to combat your 4th wall advantage.
 

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Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Wait, are you jealous?

This is all because you couldn't get on the list for the good dip?

I was just sharing it among good friends and people I think would enjoy it. It's just dip, man.
You're not supposed to share it! You're a rogue! You're supposed to steal it!
How else did I get the recipe in the first place?

Someone stole it and I was sharing the goods. GOD!

It's almost like you don't know that rogues have networks.
These rogue networks sound very useful. :D

How would one infiltr- I mean join such organisations?
Imp, please. The network is nicely secure and running as it should, so good luck with that. :D

Also, a rogue never tells. We are like the Dark Brotherhood, and we always know. Always watch, and will always cut a ***** that knows too much.
Ah, I see. I have to get in the dark brotherhood way.

:D Let me implant some stealth imps into the organisation and I will insure you will never run out of party dip ingredients. The good stuff too. ;)

>:D I will have my imps put one of these on all your dip!

Forever!
[https://imageshack.com/i/f3cousj]


You don't want that much protein!
First of all, you really don't get in that way. Rogue secret.

Second of all...

oaiusd;ojadn;ofeiuhrweokrn fw;eofiw;oinwelkv wre;ovincv;owiv

Did you really have to post a spider pic?! That's not cool!

I don't need the heart failure! D:
 

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Ah, I see. I have to get in the dark brotherhood way.

:D Let me implant some stealth imps into the organisation and I will insure you will never run out of party dip ingredients. The good stuff too. ;)

Sorry.
[https://imageshack.com/i/idwKNG3Hj]
But your time will come....


You don't want that much protein!
First of all, you really don't get in that way. Rogue secret.

Second of all...

oaiusd;ojadn;ofeiuhrweokrn fw;eofiw;oinwelkv wre;ovincv;owiv

Did you really have to post a spider pic?! That's not cool!

I don't need the heart failure! D:
[https://imageshack.com/i/ez1oJdrmg]
But I want in on the info! :c

Ah, screw it. I'll have the stalker imps take care of it. To improve their chances I will not explain.

Also, as a sorry, I have changed the picture in the spoiler, to something still mad, but not scary like a spider.

May it bring you joy......[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]As I plot your groups doom[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

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Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Ah, I see. I have to get in the dark brotherhood way.

:D Let me implant some stealth imps into the organisation and I will insure you will never run out of party dip ingredients. The good stuff too. ;)

Sorry.
[https://imageshack.com/i/idwKNG3Hj]
But your time will come....


You don't want that much protein!
First of all, you really don't get in that way. Rogue secret.

Second of all...

oaiusd;ojadn;ofeiuhrweokrn fw;eofiw;oinwelkv wre;ovincv;owiv

Did you really have to post a spider pic?! That's not cool!

I don't need the heart failure! D:
[https://imageshack.com/i/ez1oJdrmg]
But I want in on the info! :c

Ah, screw it. I'll have the stalker imps take care of it. To improve their chances I will not explain.

Also, as a sorry, I have changed the picture in the spoiler, to something still mad, but not scary like a spider.

May it bring you joy......[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]As I plot your groups doom[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
The spider is still there.

You lied to me Imp! D:

My rogues are on high alert now. You have been warned.
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
FPLOON said:
PsychicTaco115 said:
I didn't want to do this but I'll have to bring in...

THE HIP-HOP

-Death Grips-
You call that hip-hop?

-MF DOOM-

Get on my level, TACO! :p

(Supa...)
MF DOOM? What is kiddie shit?

-Kanye, *****!-
Kanye?! Dood can't hip-hop his way out of a wrapper...
Came back when you got someone with some real dope talent in the hip-hop game, boye!
 

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The EUNPF has erotic fanfiction of Karl Marx and Fidel Castro.
It was written by Mao Zedong and edited by "Che" Guevara.

OT: WAR DECLARED, you say? Time to re-enact senior prank and blast Sabaton on the school computers!


Death in the shape of a panzer battalion! And this time we've got the UN (of pure fun) on our side, so y'all at the injustice league are fucked.
 

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Ah, I see. I have to get in the dark brotherhood way.

:D Let me implant some stealth imps into the organisation and I will insure you will never run out of party dip ingredients. The good stuff too. ;)

Sorry.
[https://imageshack.com/i/idwKNG3Hj]
But your time will come....


You don't want that much protein!
First of all, you really don't get in that way. Rogue secret.

Second of all...

oaiusd;ojadn;ofeiuhrweokrn fw;eofiw;oinwelkv wre;ovincv;owiv

Did you really have to post a spider pic?! That's not cool!

I don't need the heart failure! D:
[https://imageshack.com/i/ez1oJdrmg]
But I want in on the info! :c

Ah, screw it. I'll have the stalker imps take care of it. To improve their chances I will not explain.

Also, as a sorry, I have changed the picture in the spoiler, to something still mad, but not scary like a spider.

May it bring you joy......[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]As I plot your groups doom[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
The spider is still there.

You lied to me Imp! D:

My rogues are on high alert now. You have been warned.
Ah shit. Sorry! I meant I changed the one in the post I made in reply to you.

I have now changed them both. Couldn't change the one you posted because I couldn't edit it.

Sorry for that. Please look at the post I made before this one to be very safe.
 

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Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Ah, I see. I have to get in the dark brotherhood way.

:D Let me implant some stealth imps into the organisation and I will insure you will never run out of party dip ingredients. The good stuff too. ;)

Sorry.
[https://imageshack.com/i/idwKNG3Hj]
But your time will come....


You don't want that much protein!
First of all, you really don't get in that way. Rogue secret.

Second of all...

oaiusd;ojadn;ofeiuhrweokrn fw;eofiw;oinwelkv wre;ovincv;owiv

Did you really have to post a spider pic?! That's not cool!

I don't need the heart failure! D:
[https://imageshack.com/i/ez1oJdrmg]
But I want in on the info! :c

Ah, screw it. I'll have the stalker imps take care of it. To improve their chances I will not explain.

Also, as a sorry, I have changed the picture in the spoiler, to something still mad, but not scary like a spider.

May it bring you joy......[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]As I plot your groups doom[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
The spider is still there.

You lied to me Imp! D:

My rogues are on high alert now. You have been warned.
Ah shit. Sorry! I meant I changed the one in the post my made in reply to you.

I have now changed them both. Couldn't change the one you posted because I couldn't edit it.

Sorry for that. Please look at the post I made before this one to be very safe.
Yay! :D


That is one wet pus-erm...cat... Yes, one wet cat....

Apologies accepted. :D
 

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I didn't want to do this Injustice League, but your continued resistance has left me no choice!


The kawaii overwhelms you!
 

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JoJo said:
Oh, just wait until Obama runs for his third term and puts everyone with even the name Bush in a death camp, then where will your plan be?

Random guy: "B-b-b-but that's against the constitution Obama!"

Obama: "Deal with it, bitches," *takes out a lighter and burns the declaration of independence*
Ah, but there are major flaws with your plan. You see, do to the efforts of my forces, Obama has failed to take the guns of American Citizens, thus they still hold the power to rebel against the obvioulsy tyrannt you plan to install using this third term. In addition, like the military, my army of Patriots is sworn to defend the US from all enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC. And on that note, the US Military already has a great dislike for Obama, so He will have no army to fight back against both the most powerful military on Earth, the most well-armed civilian militias on Earth, and my force of brave Patriots.

Caramel Frappe said:
BOOM headshot65 said:
I'm confused to be honest. Are you against just the Injustice League, or against everyone who's against America?
I'm a US citizen, but i'm personally fighting for the UN Group which means "United Nations" ... implying that we're open for the world to join us. So yeah wanted to clarify before making any sudden moves.
Just as I said after getting the Patriot Tony Stark to drop a Jericho on the Injustice Leagues army, There are only two ways to come under direct conflict with my Patriot army:
1) As a dictator, instigating the killing of your own people. You can be a dictator all you want, and while I wont agree you will not be harmed. That is until you start to harm your own people.If they take to the streets demanding change and democracy, you can arrest the if they step over the line, but sending in the military to gun them down is unacceptable. So dont intentionally kill civilians and you will be fine.
2) Pose a threat to the US homeland, and to a lesser extent her allies and interest abroad. It doesnt even have to be imminent. If you are talking about hitting the US, that can be taken as a threat and you will get to Feel the full weight of American style Shock and Awe as your forces are decimated by my army of Patriots. Small in number, but packing equipment requisitioned from the US Army, bought second hand, or given by the US to have a 100% loyal mercenary force and gain plausible deniability.....um...did I say that last one out loud.
 

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
The spider is still there.

You lied to me Imp! D:

My rogues are on high alert now. You have been warned.
Ah shit. Sorry! I meant I changed the one in the post my made in reply to you.

I have now changed them both. Couldn't change the one you posted because I couldn't edit it.

Sorry for that. Please look at the post I made before this one to be very safe.
Yay! :D


That is one wet pus-erm...cat... Yes, one wet cat....

Apologies accepted. :D
Double Yay!

Now since we are in a war, we must stop being civil, and attack each other.

In that spirit.
>:3 *Roar!*
[https://imageshack.com/i/nf9esqj]

Hmmm....Not exactly what I expected. :/
Maybe I should have gotten older ones...
 

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Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Imp Emissary said:
The spider is still there.

You lied to me Imp! D:

My rogues are on high alert now. You have been warned.
Ah shit. Sorry! I meant I changed the one in the post my made in reply to you.

I have now changed them both. Couldn't change the one you posted because I couldn't edit it.

Sorry for that. Please look at the post I made before this one to be very safe.
Yay! :D


That is one wet pus-erm...cat... Yes, one wet cat....

Apologies accepted. :D
Double Yay!

Now since we are in a war, we must stop being civil, and attack each other.

In that spirit.
>:3 *Roar!*
[https://imageshack.com/i/nf9esqj]

Hmmm....Not exactly what I expected. :/
Maybe I should have gotten older ones...
Go my wolves! Attack the intruders!


Erm, can I have a rain check on the fighting?

It would appear mine needs some... training. >.>

Does Friday work for you?
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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Psyops campaign has started. I've simulated the vocal mannerisms of Ben Stein and secretly replaced all of your games voice acting with this mod. Now your games will bore you to death with monotone droning... and you'll never win his money.
 

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...Mwahahaha. MwaHahaha. MwaHaHaha! MwaHaHaHa! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You've all fallen under my trap. This war has been all under my design! Now all you weak warriors among The Injustice League, Escapist United Nations of Pure Fun, and the Brovengers will fall before your true foe! THE NINTENDO DEFENSE FORCE! You thought we died when j-e-f-f-e-r-s was taken from us? Oh no, my dear friends. It was only the beginning. Now, with you so weak, I CALL UPON THE ARMY OF NINTENDO! SOLDIERS! LINE UP!

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My army is ready! My Defence Force has been prepared for this counterattack for YEARS! PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED ONCE AND FOR ALL! NINTENDO SHALL RULE OVER ALL YOU FOOLS!
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
@xaszatm: Ya know, when Super Smash Brothers Brawl comes out on the 3DS XL ... want to play together? I feel like fighting you in your own game would be the only TRUE way of settling the score. I also never knew about the Nintendo Defense Force existing. Why take part in this war? Plus, the Brovengers never declared war on either of us in this thread XD.
YOU DARE TRY AND TRICK ME!?! I take part of this war because we wish to be supreme! We will be all-powerful! We will be blessed by the plumber and the Triforce! We will prevail!

I don't think the Nintendo Defence Force is a real group yet. Yet. It's just a phrase people used so a lot of people decided to adopt it. I decided to WEAPONIZE it.

Also, I'd love to play against people. Smash is so much fun to play.

EDIT: Also, LAUNCH THE BOB-OMBS!

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