A Declaration of War

[masticina]

Why fight and do all that brash stuff

We are mere humble advisors and traders. Now we do like a good trade like any trader we might even give you an especially good deal. If you help us with a small problem that is *smirks*

 

[Qwurty2.0]

Why fight and do all that brash stuff

We are mere humble advisors and traders. Now we do like a good trade like any trader we might even give you an especially good deal. If you help us with a small problem that is *smirks*

You're a tiger.

I don't think tigers can be trusted. *Narrows eyes*

 

[JoJo]

Oh, just wait until Obama runs for his third term and puts everyone with even the name Bush in a death camp, then where will your plan be?

Random guy: "B-b-b-but that's against the constitution Obama!"

Obama: "Deal with it, bitches," *takes out a lighter and burns the declaration of independence*

Ah, but there are major flaws with your plan. You see, do to the efforts of my forces, Obama has failed to take the guns of American Citizens, thus they still hold the power to rebel against the obvioulsy tyrannt you plan to install using this third term. In addition, like the military, my army of Patriots is sworn to defend the US from all enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC. And on that note, the US Military already has a great dislike for Obama, so He will have no army to fight back against both the most powerful military on Earth, the most well-armed civilian militias on Earth, and my force of brave Patriots.

I'm sure your shotguns and pistols will be highly effective against high attitude drone strikes. And drone strikes there will be, did I mention that a large portion of the plan involves brainwashing the U.S. military to be the League's ultimate henchmen and women? Well, I did now.

 

[Rip Van Rabbit]

[small]The cavalry has arrived[/small]

We are called the UNOPF Elite 4 for a reason:

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THE [/HEADING]

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PRINCESS [/HEADING]

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OF [/HEADING]

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PINK[/HEADING]

Princess of Pink Status: Temporarily Active.
Arrival Status: Fashionably late.
Kawaii Cannons: Activated.
Moe Missiles: Locked-On.


Moe Strike Level II - Engaging
My target - The Injustice League
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Weapons Check:

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Spoiler: Chaika Scouts

Spoiler: Chaika, what do your eyes see!?

Spoiler: Chaika, what do you think of our chances?

Spoiler: Good work, but keep lulling them into a false sense of security

Spoiler: I see that we have obtained their snowglobe collection

Spoiler: Good work, now feast upon their dead...with joy!

Spoiler: You would never eat it again because their flesh tastes terrible?

Spoiler: Dammit, INCREASE MAXIMUM CHAIKA OUTPUT!

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Spoiler: Jibril EMP

Spoiler: Dazzle them with your gaze!

Spoiler: Quickly! While they are dazed, disable their electronics with your saliva!

Spoiler: INCREASE MAXIMUM SALIVATION!

Spoiler: Initiate Project Blue Balls!

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Spoiler: Mugi Strike Force

Spoiler: Mugi! What do your silly eyebrows see?!

Spoiler: Our Pink reserves are overflowing!? Perfect.

Spoiler: Dance to confuse them

Spoiler: Now strike!

Spoiler: Intercept an enemy supply line and eat it!

Spoiler: If we are willing to crush the dreams of our own. WILL WE WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE OF OTHERS!

Spoiler: Auditory attack!

Spoiler: Maintain the explosives lodged inside your head!

Spoiler: Outblink them! Their eyelids are frail in comparision!

Spoiler: Say your final words before you prepare for your final form!

Spoiler: God could not contain this supernatural entity. Soon your true form will be revealed.

Spoiler: GOD EMPRESS MUGI! Claim the spice, claim power, CLAIM VICTORY!

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Spoiler: K-On! Shock Troopers

Spoiler: Yui! Explain the plan of attack

Spoiler: You will be going undercover, alter your appearance.

Spoiler: Cover yourself in toxic waste, the enemies won't touch you!

Spoiler: Dassle them with adorability!

Spoiler: Mio! How's troop morale?

Spoiler: Dammit Mio! Take a lesson from Asuza, watch how she fearlessly chews on the bone of a small child

Spoiler: WE DON'T FEAR LANDMINES! WE ABSORB THEM!

Spoiler: Deploy extra moe measures!

Spoiler: Good Yui, now you look like an Injustic League Fiend

Spoiler: Show them the steadfast resilience of our cheeks! THEY WILL NOT BREAK!

Spoiler: Auditory attack!

Spoiler: Convert one of their followers!

Spoiler: Our hugs will penetrate the heaviest of armor!

Spoiler: EVERYONE! TAKE YOUR FINAL FORMS!

Spoiler: Finally! Launch an all-out assault!

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Spoiler: Rikka Defensive Line

Spoiler: Confuse their brain meat with your elaborate dance!

Spoiler: Summon the gods to smite our enemies!

Spoiler: Dance upon the corpses of the fallen!

Spoiler: SNEAK ATTACK!

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Spoiler: Pusheen Overload

Spoiler: PUSHEEN EXPLOSION!

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Spoiler: Hello Kitty Brigade

Spoiler: HK EXPLOSION!

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Spoiler: Bunny Girl Vanguard - Steal their souls with your ears!

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Spoiler: Food for our comrades!

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Spoiler: Teacup Landmines

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Spoiler: UNOPF's Adorable Gatekeepers - THE 7 GODS OF DEATH!

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Spoiler: Remaining Troops - Advance!

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- EVA UNIT- CUTE: Ready
- May their hearts explode from excessive adorability

As one of the UNOPF's Elite 4, I have fallen behind.
If it has come to this, I shall demonstrate my power through the sheer force of cuteness.
[HEADING=1]You will love and be loved...it's only a matter of time![/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]The Princess of Pink has spoken

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Rally Together!

For Princesses!

Lewdness!

HONOUR!

NERV!

GLORY!

CONQUEST

WAIFU'S!

ABSOLUTE PURE FUN!

 

[username sucks]

The Princess of Pink has arrived.
But he left me out of the rallying call... *sniff*
[HEADING=1]We win[/HEADING]

 

[Qwurty2.0]

The Princess of Pink has arrived.
But he left me out of the rallying call... *sniff*
[HEADING=1]We win[/HEADING]

Quick, someone post lots of green to cancel it out!

 

[VanQ]

Snip.

The Princess of Pink has arrived! Time to don your colors Pure Fun Rangers!

[HEADING=1]Pure Fun Ranger Blue has arrived![/HEADING]
Call me Producer! Because I bring the powers that my idols offer!

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I bring with me the power of music!

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The power of dance!

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And the power of kawaii!

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Victory is within our grasp, brothers! They can not stop us now! Show them our true forms!

 

[Infernai]

You kids are fighting a war and you didn't invite me? Well, no matter, I'm here now and I'm ready to fight as I always am.

After all, I am the unknown. The thing you didn't plan for, the rogue element. I. Am. Infernai.

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[BOOM headshot65]

I'm sure your shotguns and pistols will be highly effective against high attitude drone strikes. And drone strikes there will be, did I mention that a large portion of the plan involves brainwashing the U.S. military to be the League's ultimate henchmen and women? Well, I did now.

Then you will force me to deploy my ultimate weapon: THE USS GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!

She has already proved her worth by destroying an entire invasion force of Nazis from the Moon, without taking so much as a scratch. Two Rail Guns, 8 Point defense cannons, and a stockpile of Tomahawk Missiles, she will destroy your shit. And this isnt even including my forces, who are so Loyal to Ol' Glory they are immune to brainwash

*sidenote* Considering the One-upsmanship we have been having here, This video is relevant. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w]

 

[username sucks]

Don your colors!

We're doing that now?
[HEADING=2]VERY WELL.[/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]pure fun ranger red, prepared for war![/HEADING]
I bring the power of Vikings!

I stand guard as the time of battle comes...

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I know that I do not stand alone...

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As I listen to the beat of drums...

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I will tear the flesh off of your bones!

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Now it really begins. Injustice League, you will meet your end by the blade of my axe! I will paint this battlefield red with your blood!

And when the battle is won, I will dance on your graves.

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[inactive123]

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Since you requested...

[HEADING=1]PURE FUN RANGER PURPLE HAS ARRIVED![/HEADING]
I bring the power of puppies!
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Attention!

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Sound the war howl!

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CHARGE!!!

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ATTACK! Drown them in fluffy cuteness!!

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Now have a well deserved snack

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[Drummodino]

Go Rangers go! Unleash your fury!

It is time for...​

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THE PRINCESS OF HEADBOPPING!​

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You cannot resist!​

Spoiler: Teto!

Spoiler: Arthur!

Spoiler: Durarara!!

Spoiler: Nadeko!

Spoiler: Edward!

Spoiler: Miku!

 

[Dragonbums]

I'm a loser and into medieval weaponry. But you know what would be cool? That sword gun from the Xenoblade series. The one that guy shulk has? If I want to master any weapon I want it to be that one.

Why do I want to master that weapon? Well it combines the best of both worlds! I get to slash and shoot enemies at the same time!

 

[Euryalus]

We're doing colors and power ranger stuff now? Fine! I get to be the color out of space ranger. You can't touch this! Doo doo doo doo... No seriously, don't touch the color out of space. It's poisonous and terrible. Just ask all those plants in the blasted heath and the well full of skeletons...

 

[Basement Cat]

We're doing colors and power ranger stuff now? Fine! I get to be the color out of space ranger. You can't touch this! Doo doo doo doo... No seriously, don't touch the color out of space. It's poisonous and terrible. Just ask all those plants in the blasted heath and the well full of skeletons...

...T0ad...the cuteness...

[small]***gasps***[/small]

...we--we're being hammered....

[small]***wheezes***[/small]

...my minions...they--they're...

[small]***chokes up blood***[/small]

 

[Euryalus]

We're doing colors and power ranger stuff now? Fine! I get to be the color out of space ranger. You can't touch this! Doo doo doo doo... No seriously, don't touch the color out of space. It's poisonous and terrible. Just ask all those plants in the blasted heath and the well full of skeletons...

...T0ad...the cuteness...

[small]***gasps***[/small]

...we--we're being hammered....

[small]***wheezes***[/small]

...my minions...they--they're...

[small]***chokes up blood***[/small]

*pulls BC's wallet out and takes the cash*

 

[Basement Cat]

*pulls BC's wallet out and takes the cash*

*activates anti-theft device: Stolen cash stains T0ad metallic pink from head to toe*

...Hot pink?...I've been tainted by the Funny's...

Your post was like the UN Group unleashing the Kraken in this war ... holy crap man.
Must say though, I figured you would have more ammunition alone than what an army could withhold.

I'm impressed, that's for darn sure. Though we may not see such an attack performed from the other side... not sure how anyone could top that lol. Still, with this and the few other attacks unleashed below- I think we're in the clear now.

...no mas...no mas!!!

 

[The White Hunter]

We're doing colors and power ranger stuff now? Fine! I get to be the color out of space ranger. You can't touch this! Doo doo doo doo... No seriously, don't touch the color out of space. It's poisonous and terrible. Just ask all those plants in the blasted heath and the well full of skeletons...

...T0ad...the cuteness...

[small]***gasps***[/small]

...we--we're being hammered....

[small]***wheezes***[/small]

...my minions...they--they're...

[small]***chokes up blood***[/small]

Coward.

No league member can be harmed by cute things.

Merely being in your presence should cause their rapid decay, forcing them to rot to nothingness in seconds.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

I'm a loser and into medieval weaponry. But you know what would be cool? That sword gun from the Xenoblade series. The one that guy shulk has? If I want to master any weapon I want it to be that one.

Why do I want to master that weapon? Well it combines the best of both worlds! I get to slash and shoot enemies at the same time!

I'm partial to the gunknife myself.
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1365/73/1365733714641.jpg

Spoiler: If you so wish to learn about this and other Firearm & Blade combination weapons, join us at our awesome fortress.

[https://imageshack.com/i/g1metalgearsolidfull15414j]

Directions are placed below this spoiler.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Lady-Bits

The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.

Blood Cake is the shit! >

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds?

If you're in both groups, you don't need to pick a side.
You can totally sit over here next to me and watch the world burn.

We win in the end. We have chocolate and cookies.

Edit: and popcorn

Edit 2: and booze

I shall join you. I'll bring the marshmallows to roast upon the embers of this war, watching as the world burns.

Captcha : 2 Free Nights. Only if you are a lady

In that case, I'll bring the chocolate and gram crackers.

Well will have Smores!
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1298906%2Fthumbs%2Fo-SMORES-SWAG-facebook.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2013%2F08%2F15%2Fsmores-swag_n_3756549.html&h=1024&w=1536&tbnid=X9CuuswbwL78zM%3A&zoom=1&docid=z6zitRZPbk1UGM&ei=AKwlVOmCLsT9yQTUzoHICQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CDYQMygFMAU&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=2870&page=1&start=0&ndsp=16

"An army moves on it's belly". With these, we will go far. ;D

 

[Basement Cat]

Coward.

No league member can be harmed by cute things.

Merely being in your presence should cause their rapid decay, forcing them to rot to nothingness in seconds.

You fool!!!

The Funns have exploited the Injustice League's propensity for backstabbing!!! Half our leaders are prancing about and laughing like maniacs at how they'll take over the League once the others have been weakened or eliminated!

You call me a coward? I'm a combat pragmatist!!! We defeated ourselves even before they brought in Pink Princess and cavalry charged us!

We've been overwhelmed, I tell you!!! Were you even present on the last page when individual Funns unleashed more gifs and memes in a single post than we have throughout the entire war?!?!?

Don't you get it?!? Don't you understand?!? They're using Jedi vs Sith tactics---we're the Sith AND THE SITH ALWAYS BETRAY EACH OTHER!!!

The Power of Tropes compels you!!! The Power of Tropes compels you!!! The Power of Tropes compels you!!!