Agoraphobic PS3 Owner Sues Microsoft, Nintendo

Flunk

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You can tell he's a complete idiot because he's suing for so much. How much does Microsoft owe him for the console? $299.99 max to replace it. He's a crazy, self-centred moron.
 

The Bandit

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He embarrasses everyone who actually has these diseases. And, well, the entire human population in general.
 

Nouw

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Nimbus said:
Careful. He might sue The Escapist for being mean to him.
Biggest Lol I had today.

OT: I'm honestly speechless.



I mean, who could be that stupid to sue 3 behemoth companies. 1 of them is the founded by the richest guy in the world. Yes, I know: That Guy
 

CptCamoPants

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Avernus said:
I'd call him an idiot but...

'depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, panic disorder and Crohn's disease'
Nothing about anything that affects his ability to think.
So yes, he is an idiot
 

lazy_bum

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This is definatley one of those moments in life when you lean back in your chair, raise both eyebrows and say 'WOW!' sit silently for a few seconds before dissolving into hysterics. i Know i just did.
Am i Alone?
 

crono738

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I'd just love to see the Judge ***** slap him and tell him to get the hell out of the courtroom...the first lawsuit got thrown out, why would it fly this time, with two more absurd suits attached to it...
 

samsonguy920

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Avernus said:
I'd call him an idiot but...

'depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, panic disorder and Crohn's disease'
So if he is disabled, then he will be using taxpayer dollars to pay for these court costs, especially when he loses each one. What a leech. If I was stuck at home and had issues with current consoles, then I'd be hitting Amazon and Ebay for older and better consoles, and be spending a lot less money. I feel for ya, dude. Nobody deserves all that on their platter, but get over it.
 

scnj

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SantoUno said:
Wow, just wow, when will he remove his head from his ass and see that he is currently being the biggest idiot and asshole on the planet?
Second biggest.

 

Jman1236

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This is like suing nintendo for releasing a firmware update that prevented a homebrew bug so you couldn't play priated games.

He agreed to the EULA when he created the account and he violated it by talking smack online. He's acting like they broke into his house and beat him over the head with a bat.
 

LimeJester

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I don't know if he has a leg to stand on. If he can't afford to replace his broken 360... how'd he afford one in the first place or the games for the three consoles he owns for that matter.
 

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In regards to the Nintendo lawsuit:

The character he is referring to is unlockable without Super Mario Galaxy, it just takes some effort. If he really wanted to unlock it, he could put in a small bit of effort, and do what is required to unlock it. That or rent Super Mario Galaxy. This case will be thrown out right away, or so I hope.
 

ultimasupersaiyan

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I both agree and disagree with this guy. I agree with the Microsoft thing because of the high failure rate of the older consoles but disagree with the other stuff because he hack the Wii so he voided warranty and has no rights there and the PSN thing is something that was most likely his own fault so he's gonna have to live with the consequences.

[EDIT] I'm also disabled with a bunch of crap but I don't run around using it as a sympathy card when bad stuff happens.
 

Slash Dementia

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I'd be surprised if he wins. Though, I highly doubt he'll get anything other than internet hate.

I also can't help but feel bad at his agoraphobia (I have it too), but seriously... This is ridiculous.