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maddawg pounces on the prinny and snaps its neck.
HOW MANY PRINNYS DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE THEIR EXTINCT. brushing off the burns from the lighning bolts he continues killing the entire population of the planet. he finds an abandon hospitol and taking his most powerful warriors (tanks of course) he enters the building. all of the sudden...
HOW MANY PRINNYS DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE THEIR EXTINCT. brushing off the burns from the lighning bolts he continues killing the entire population of the planet. he finds an abandon hospitol and taking his most powerful warriors (tanks of course) he enters the building. all of the sudden...
they're jumped by another horde of cows, but this time there very angry cause maddawg rudely knocked down the door, with the cows attacks of fury the zombie armie is easily defeated and then Happy cow, now awake, continues to look at the gem until...
...until a generic British soldier bayoneted the happy cow, but was quickly distracted by the gem (and the glorious army of maddawg) when...
maddawg came behind him and puked on him (thats right hes part boomer) blinded the brithsh solider ran in a circle screaming "BLOODY MURDER BLOODY MURDER!" the horde arrived and soon picked him clean. maddawg picks up the gem the solider had. he wipes the vomit off it. while gazing into it....
He's head-butted by Ram, The Scarred! Who is back from hsi previously unknown location! DUNN-DUNNNN-DUNNNNNNNNN! The Maddawg zombie/horde leader falls down, cracking his head open on the hard pavement. Ram then picks up the gem and then has it split, split into 3 rings of power! But before he could deliver this rings (to mysterious unknowns) or even tell what these 3 rings would do, he was suddenly...
Ambushed by Link, who beat his head in with his own horns.
Stealing the gem, he realizes its hidden power, but tells noone of it.
He rushes to bring it to safety when out of the blue...
Stealing the gem, he realizes its hidden power, but tells noone of it.
He rushes to bring it to safety when out of the blue...
Ram uses the last of his strenght to raise his head and yell after Link "Their rings now, bloddy RINGS!" and collapses in a heap. being dead, the next person will now have to go after Link. Ha! death, the ultimate loophole!
You can't just die, Ramthundar! You gotta keep going!
Link revives Ramthundar with the gem rings. He is now an immortal zombie.
Link takes this opportunity to mess around with him. He stabs him in the spine, beats him with the blunt side of his sword, and Rickrolls him.
He keeps the rings for himself, still being the only one who knows their true power.
Link revives Ramthundar with the gem rings. He is now an immortal zombie.
Link takes this opportunity to mess around with him. He stabs him in the spine, beats him with the blunt side of his sword, and Rickrolls him.
He keeps the rings for himself, still being the only one who knows their true power.
V the cat slowly prowls behind Link, following him until the right time, then pouncing from above, knocking Link of Epona. He is then promptly killed as V gnaws at his carotid artery. V picks up the rings with his jaws and begins to walk away when...
after putting his brains back into his head maddawg looked everywhere for the gem but could not find it.
"that stupid ram stole my gem. when i find him i"ll.." looking in the distance he sees a cat killing a man and walks away with a gem. maddawg yells for his army.... no one came. he looked behind him and saw his entire army sluaghtered. "now im really angry" he ran after the cat but tripped over a small animal. he looked and saw that it was the stupid ram who ruined his day. seeing the ram was zombified (and since maddawg is a zombie general) he ordered him to follow. they chased after the cat until maddawg got bored. maddawg picked up the ram and threw him at the cat. the cat gets bonked on the head and drops the ring. the cat gets up and begins destroying the stupid ram. maddawg picks up the ring and runs. that cat was way to big. maddawg looked at the shiny ring. in his mind he knew this would revive his army. just then...
"that stupid ram stole my gem. when i find him i"ll.." looking in the distance he sees a cat killing a man and walks away with a gem. maddawg yells for his army.... no one came. he looked behind him and saw his entire army sluaghtered. "now im really angry" he ran after the cat but tripped over a small animal. he looked and saw that it was the stupid ram who ruined his day. seeing the ram was zombified (and since maddawg is a zombie general) he ordered him to follow. they chased after the cat until maddawg got bored. maddawg picked up the ram and threw him at the cat. the cat gets bonked on the head and drops the ring. the cat gets up and begins destroying the stupid ram. maddawg picks up the ring and runs. that cat was way to big. maddawg looked at the shiny ring. in his mind he knew this would revive his army. just then...
Rammy the Happy-but-now-pissed-Ram-because-his-son-got-killed-then-zombified-then-thrown-at-a-cat-AND-called-stupid jumped out of nowhere and headbutted Maddawg to death! and Undeath! "Hahaha!" bah's Rammy. He then picks up the shiny rings, and a PLAN begins to form. Instead of killing everyone, he shall form an alliance with 2 more avatars, which he would give the rings to. Then, others would have to kill only one of the three to get the rings, making the story even more complicated and drawn out! While thinking of who he could ally himself with, he was suddenly...
Cid thank god for phoenix mastered materia was revived and summoned odin the master of slicing bread, odin appeared out of the skys and used his famous super cutty attack and sliced Rammy well in to slices of bread, Cid then cast fire 3 and roasted Rammy yum!, Cid then lit a cigarette when....
when a rock was thrown at him. he looked around for the person who threw the rock. he sees a person. "hey what was that for" the person did not respond. "oh not talking eh well lets see how you like it" cid cast lightning at the person who stood there and took it without flinching. "what are you" cid said. "hey buddy down here". cid looked down and saw it was the disembodied head of maddawg. "listen buddy i got a propistion for you. that is if your willing to listen".
Link interrupted and said "I've got a proposition. I propose that you're sons-of-bitches who are going down!"
Link whips out the giant 200-pound steel ball that he somehow manages to carry with him.
He proceeds to whip it around at high speeds, crushing the bones of everything it so much as glances off of.
Link then smashes it to the ground with such force that wildlife 20 miles away turn their heads.
He does so again, this time aiming at Maddawg's head, obliterating it horrendously.
Cid happened to see this, so link whipped out his fire arrows and shot him between the eyes.
His face slowly melted while he screamed and writhed in agony.
Link picked the rings off of the mutilated corpses and whistled while tossing them to himself.
Link then rode Epona slowly into the sunset, when suddenly...
Link whips out the giant 200-pound steel ball that he somehow manages to carry with him.
He proceeds to whip it around at high speeds, crushing the bones of everything it so much as glances off of.
Link then smashes it to the ground with such force that wildlife 20 miles away turn their heads.
He does so again, this time aiming at Maddawg's head, obliterating it horrendously.
Cid happened to see this, so link whipped out his fire arrows and shot him between the eyes.
His face slowly melted while he screamed and writhed in agony.
Link picked the rings off of the mutilated corpses and whistled while tossing them to himself.
Link then rode Epona slowly into the sunset, when suddenly...
...His horse recieves a mysterious pointed object to the brain, hurling Link off the horses back and into a mud puddle. Landing on his eye, link discovers the rather unpleasant feeling of somethin long and hard being forcefully inserted into his lower area.
And so, successfully avenging his friend and collecting the rings the-slightly-more-cyberpunk-like-L rides his motorcycle into the sunset with a sense af urgency, leaving Link swearing incoherently impaled on the lance of healing.
And so, successfully avenging his friend and collecting the rings the-slightly-more-cyberpunk-like-L rides his motorcycle into the sunset with a sense af urgency, leaving Link swearing incoherently impaled on the lance of healing.
the still living body of maddawg scraped up the destroyed brains. the body wandered around the planet until he found the corpse of evildawg, maddawgs brother. he then removed the brains from evildawgs head and replaced it with maddawgs. maddawg returned to life in evildawgs body. i will get my gem and kick that little blond crossdressers ass.
maddawg watched the roads knowing that the crossdresser would come by on his horse. he waited and waited but there was no sign of the crossdresser. just then maddawg saw a cyberpunk L riding a motorcycle. maddawg was ready to turn away when something caught his eye. it was the ring. maddawg smiled as he took out the longshot sniper that belonged to his brother. he aimed down the scope and shot out the tire of the motorcycle. the cyberpunk L flew from the motorcycle and landed about 5 feet from the road. maddawg walked over and picked up his prize. he then intergated the L on the location of the crossdresser. he replied that he did not know. "then your of no worth" maddawg then takes out a ERASER DUH DUH DUH. he then erases the cyberpunk L and contunies the search.
maddawg watched the roads knowing that the crossdresser would come by on his horse. he waited and waited but there was no sign of the crossdresser. just then maddawg saw a cyberpunk L riding a motorcycle. maddawg was ready to turn away when something caught his eye. it was the ring. maddawg smiled as he took out the longshot sniper that belonged to his brother. he aimed down the scope and shot out the tire of the motorcycle. the cyberpunk L flew from the motorcycle and landed about 5 feet from the road. maddawg walked over and picked up his prize. he then intergated the L on the location of the crossdresser. he replied that he did not know. "then your of no worth" maddawg then takes out a ERASER DUH DUH DUH. he then erases the cyberpunk L and contunies the search.
laughing widley the amazing orgazmo takes his two hot chicks and walk away. from the rubble maddawg emerges. amazing can not belive his eyes. unfortunatly he did not no that locust lived in the core of the planet and live in intense heat. maddawg grabs orgazmo by the throat and says "were is the crossdresser". "whoa dude im straight" furious maddawg takes his blade and stabs it through orgazmo's chest. he then contuines his journy to find the crossdresser known as link.
When suddenly! DUN DUNN DUNNNNN!!!, A rebel hunter from maddawgs army strikes him down with a claymore sword and proceeds to blow the body to a billion pieces with a boomshot stolen from his army. With the objects of his desire in sight, he sets out to do the job maddawg couldn't kill Link and take the rings.
No one dares to defeat Link!
After removing a rather embarassingly placed spike, Link hears these plans and fires a light arrow.
Upon its arrival in itstimeforpie's skull, the zombie quickly was reduced to ashes.
The light arrow also happened to imbue the rings with greater power. SCORE!
He infuses himself with the abilities of the paladin.
He begins to bubble-hearth, completely invincible to anything and everything.
After removing a rather embarassingly placed spike, Link hears these plans and fires a light arrow.
Upon its arrival in itstimeforpie's skull, the zombie quickly was reduced to ashes.
The light arrow also happened to imbue the rings with greater power. SCORE!
He infuses himself with the abilities of the paladin.
He begins to bubble-hearth, completely invincible to anything and everything.