Best quote from a game?

[maddness666]

Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!

 

[ChaoticJ]

Oh God, I'm not sure... ah... here!

Prinny Squad: We challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!!

... Hey, in context I die laughing every time.

 

[commodore96]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

I saw a kid with this on a tshirt today I lulzed

 

[Nightvalien]

"Ha Ha you got the brains of a little girl, i bet you also got the muscles of a little girl" raz from psychonauts.

 

[diddykonger]

here's one, "you pushed the wrong button!"

 

[xxmyhero64xx]

A man chooses. A slave obeys. -Andrew Ryan

 

[Mallefunction]

"Monsters? They look like monsters to you? Don't worry...it's just a joke."

 

[Jackblank]

"... we are going to need bigger guns."
(One of the optional responses from Shepard when he first sees the Thorian in ME1)

"Were your parents related? Like, before they were married?"
(Conker: Conker's Bad Fur Day)

From Armed and Dangerous:
Stig: "Stig learn new trick!"
King Forge: "Oh yes? What's that?"
Stig: "Stig grind teeth into calcium dust!"
King Forge: "Yes, well, stop that."
.. and pretty much every other line in that game

"At this point, I'm pretty much the Queen ***** of the Universe. And not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again." - Kerrigan (Starcraft... but you knew that)

"I'm British, you muppet" (Psycho: Crysis Warhead)

(Marcus Fenix and crew tear their way out of a giant worm, covered in blood and guts)
"Control, this is Delta. I... oh, I don't even know where to begin."
(Marcus: Gears of War 2)

 

[Kodachi]

All Points Bulletin (Reloaded as well) - Orlenz Moretti upon giving a mission to you:

"Hey, you do a good job on this... I'll letcha f--- my sister!"

 

[Austin Howe]

The greatest writing and line delivery ever conceived in a video game. It's like Shakespeare.

"My name is Harry Mason, I'm in town on vacation."

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated!

Liberty Prime.

I would totally vote for Prime if he was running for president in 2012.

oh how could I forget...

COMMUNISM IS A LIE!

 

[superdelux]

"Too tired to be snide"
-Fallout 3

 

[Austin Howe]

http://nosgoth.net/Blood_Omen/dialogue.htm
http://www.neoseeker.com/resourcelink.html?rlid=44982
http://www.dark-chronicle.co.uk/sr2/script/index.php
http://www.dark-chronicle.co.uk/def/script/index.php

That about covers it.

 

[Rabish Bini]

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"

-The Duke

 

[DaGoomba]

http://youtu.be/88NDv66G0gI One of the best parts of the game.

 

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

"We managed to avoid drowning!"

 

[burhanr]

"That means, Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a ***** in space!"

 

[Thundero13]

My favorite quote was sadly only in the trailer of a game, i'm not sure why it didn't make it in anyway it's from the p0rtal 2 co-op trailer "don't disappoint me, or i'll make you wish you could die

 

[hinataxemnas]

History is written by the victors. If we die, and he lives, his history will become history.

Not exavtly sure if all of that is correct. Captain Price, MW2 (Please no flamebait)

 

[pwned123456]

Portal seems to be among the most quoted games, so I'll skip that. However lately I have used this Wheatley quote several times: You might have slight brain damage, but don?t be alarmed. Although if you do feel alarmed, then try to hold on to that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you have brain damage.

no no no you got it all wrong it is you might have a minor case of serious brain damage