Bulletstorm Dev Honors Yahtzee With Priceless Gift

[vxicepickxv]

i still think he is gonna rip bulletstorm a new one for riding the "omgthisgameissofunandfullofgore"-train. still very awesome

Really? I thought he's made it quite clear that he likes games like that.

Anyway, that's one of the coolest Easter eggs I've seen in years. Hats off.

be that as it may but his reviews have never been about his liking a game or not but more about the potential for dick-jokes. The praise for painkiller was only as high because nobody knew the game, if it was published by epic and rolled out on a big train of "omgthisgameissofunandfullofgore" the review might have been different.

Trust me, the potential for dick jokes is there. After all, if you have a twitter account, just look for the #dicktits trend. Yes, it's that terrible. Go CliffyB you bastard.

 

[Superior Mind]

I feel I need to point out that Yahtzee wanted the gun to be on fire, not the tits. A cool shout-out nonetheless.

 

[Soak]

Now THAT IS awesome! Some ideas how to top that? This gun should have a skill shot to the chest setting it on fire called "tit-burner" maybe...

 

[GameMaNiAC]

Tits on fire. What more could you possibly want?

 

[RA92]

Flaming breasts don't really seem that appealing to me, but then again, maybe cannabalism is more of a Queensland thing.

Actually, it's a British thing.
Yum yum, flame grilled BREAST (stake)

Are you enjoying your dish of Spotted Dick, Sir?

I'd rather another slice of blood orange, if you please.

I'm sorry Sir, we do not serve pretentious food. But can I interest you in our dish of Casu Marzu? Unlike the former, it is actually macabre. I'm quite sure that will be more to your taste, Sir.

 

[Armored Prayer]

HA! Now that just awesome.

Now how do I unlock it?

 

[Anchupom]

Flaming breasts don't really seem that appealing to me, but then again, maybe cannabalism is more of a Queensland thing.

Actually, it's a British thing.
Yum yum, flame grilled BREAST (stake)

Are you enjoying your dish of Spotted Dick, Sir?

I'd rather another slice of blood orange, if you please.

I'm sorry Sir, we do not serve pretentious food. But can I interest you in our dish of Casu Marzu? Unlike the former, it is actually macabre. I'm quite sure that will be more to your taste, Sir.

No thank you, I prefer my maggots served nestled behind human eyeballs. Any black pudding using tom kitten blood? (3 internets if you get the reference)

 

[RA92]

Flaming breasts don't really seem that appealing to me, but then again, maybe cannabalism is more of a Queensland thing.

Actually, it's a British thing.
Yum yum, flame grilled BREAST (stake)

Are you enjoying your dish of Spotted Dick, Sir?

I'd rather another slice of blood orange, if you please.

I'm sorry Sir, we do not serve pretentious food. But can I interest you in our dish of Casu Marzu? Unlike the former, it is actually macabre. I'm quite sure that will be more to your taste, Sir.

No thank you, I prefer my maggots served nestled behind human eyeballs. Any black pudding using tom kitten blood? (3 internets if you get the reference)

Certainly Sir. One roly-poly pudding coming up!

But it's going to cost more than 3 internets, Sir. You see, the amount of kitten souls we're sacrificing in order to appease VALVE and procure Half Life 2 Episode 3 has driven the price of kittens up considerably.

 

[Anchupom]

Flaming breasts don't really seem that appealing to me, but then again, maybe cannabalism is more of a Queensland thing.

Actually, it's a British thing.
Yum yum, flame grilled BREAST (stake)

Are you enjoying your dish of Spotted Dick, Sir?

I'd rather another slice of blood orange, if you please.

I'm sorry Sir, we do not serve pretentious food. But can I interest you in our dish of Casu Marzu? Unlike the former, it is actually macabre. I'm quite sure that will be more to your taste, Sir.

No thank you, I prefer my maggots served nestled behind human eyeballs. Any black pudding using tom kitten blood? (3 internets if you get the reference)

Certainly Sir. One roly-poly pudding coming up!

But it's going to cost more than 3 internets, Sir. You see, the amount of kitten souls we're sacrificing in order to appease VALVE and procure Half Life 2 Episode 3 has driven the price of kittens up considerably.

I completely understand. You name the price, and I'll pay it. Being a monocle and top-hat wearing flag does have it's advantages, you know. And there's an extra 50 internets for yourself if you make sure I get it piping hot.

 

[RA92]

Flaming breasts don't really seem that appealing to me, but then again, maybe cannabalism is more of a Queensland thing.

Actually, it's a British thing.
Yum yum, flame grilled BREAST (stake)

Are you enjoying your dish of Spotted Dick, Sir?

I'd rather another slice of blood orange, if you please.

I'm sorry Sir, we do not serve pretentious food. But can I interest you in our dish of Casu Marzu? Unlike the former, it is actually macabre. I'm quite sure that will be more to your taste, Sir.

No thank you, I prefer my maggots served nestled behind human eyeballs. Any black pudding using tom kitten blood? (3 internets if you get the reference)

Certainly Sir. One roly-poly pudding coming up!

But it's going to cost more than 3 internets, Sir. You see, the amount of kitten souls we're sacrificing in order to appease VALVE and procure Half Life 2 Episode 3 has driven the price of kittens up considerably.

I completely understand. You name the price, and I'll pay it. Being a monocle and top-hat wearing flag does have it's advantages, you know. And there's an extra 50 internets for yourself if you make sure I get it piping hot.

Right on it Union Jack, Sir!

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/15575/15575-h/images/pic64.jpg

 

[Anchupom]

Right on it Union Jack, Sir!

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/15575/15575-h/images/pic64.jpg

Such an epic picture.

 

[LondonBeer]

I fired through the game in about 7 hours, but that 7 hours was more involved and enjoyable than the last 5 or 6 games I've played.

Bulletstorm is not clever, its not even good (the shootings bland and the cut scenes dont marry well with the in game naration) but its got a rip roaring plot, and its ridicolously fun and enjoyable.

Serious Sam + Borderlands + Unreal II + Painkiller

If it was a movie itd be awesome

 

[sylekage]

Tits and fire on a gun? That KILLS things?! Sign me up

 

[Shycte]

Now that's some power right there.

 

[lee1287]

Hmm do i get Bulletstorm? I think i may.

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

I do remember that comment he made, one of the funniest things to come forth from him since his review of portal // At least we have learned that the people in the games industry do listen

-M

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

I'm going to go and buy this game now.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

I do remember that comment he made, one of the funniest things to come forth from him since his review of portal // At least we have learned that the people in the games industry do listen

-M

some people do listen... others just are too deaf/proud to listen

 

[VanQ]

Flaming breasts don't really seem that appealing to me, but then again, maybe cannabalism is more of a Queensland thing.

As a queenslander, this confuses me greatly. When was there ever a stereotype for cannabalism? I seriously am curious about that.

OT: I haven't got the game yet but plan on it in the near future. Does the tits and fire gun shoot shurikens and lightning?

 

[Jumpingbean3]

i still think he is gonna rip bulletstorm a new one for riding the "omgthisgameissofunandfullofgore"-train. still very awesome

That sounds unlike Yahtzee. He's never been one to rip on a game for having extreme gore (the closest he came to this was in his Madworld review and he only mentioned the ridiculous amount of gore to take a stab at censorship) and being popular. Modern Warfare 1 was insanely popular and Yahtzee liked that one a lot. If he can forgive Painkiller's mistakes I wager he can forgive Bulletstorm's.