Call of Duty Military Advisor Hates 12-Year-Olds

[nYuknYuknYuk]

I love this guy. He is a brilliant example of how realistic Call of Duty is and what it means to him. To have a mouthy 12-year-old beat and insult one of the reasons that they're playing the game in the first place makes me all the more determined to send all of them off to a real war and see what happen to there minds if they can't use radar after 3 kills (if they last that long that is)

Yep. Sounds like a plan.

Cpt. Generic: "Jenkins! What the hell are you doing cowering in a corner?!?! Get your ass back on the frontlines!"

Jenkins: "I M camping for teh nuke, u NOOB! lolz"

*Taliban sniper picks off Jenkins*

Jenkins' Ghost: "Whers teh respawn timer? Guys?..... Guys?

Every-time some 12 year old prick pisses me off, I quit the game, and go watch this, and I instantly feel better. Try it sometimes.

I was actually laughing my ass off, that was funny. Normally they aren't this funny though, they are just annoying.

 

[Twad]

I personnaly would love a "mute everyone but my friends" button. Pure. BLiss.

 

[Mordwyl]

Maybe when game companies own the world they can have a special kind of police that finds swearing 12 year olds and shoves soap in their mouths...

I'm working on the "punch someone through the screen" technology as we speak.

 

[Alone Disciple]

The military and I now have something in common.

 

[Iffat Nur]

Shit, my friends get on your nerves THAT much?

 

[RMcD94]

Ageism, ageism everywhere.

What's the age matter? Are foul-mouthed 13 and 11 year olds cool with the military advisor?

 

[Rad Party God]

Heh, those little pricks can get on anyone's nerves sometimes. I wish he could kick their arse and put soap on their mouths.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

12year old: "You're my *****!"

http://vimeo.com/7873397

 

[iLikeHippos]

A 12 year old kicking your ass?
You really aren't experienced with games, are you Keirsey?

...I mean, whenever I face a 12 year old player, I'll fucking know, because he's very easy to fool most of the time.
If I am ever tailed, I can just run behind a corner, turn and switch to a weapon that can rapidly kill. Works like a charm to those impatient 12 year olds.
Or they just stand in the open like a fucktard. So easy to gun down. It's just so easy...

... What, just me? Guess I am lucky.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

FINALLY! SOMEBODY IN THE INDUSTRY (kind of) IS TAKING A STANCE ON ANNOYING, PREPUBESENT PLAYERS!!!

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

If he actually went to their houses and put soap in their mouths and a boot up their ass he would be my hero forever and ever.

Would bring a new meaning to the main guy being named Soap...

 

[The Man With the Soap]

I love making the twelve-year-old smack talking shits on live cry.

How exactly do you accomplish that? :O

You have to spend a while thinking of everything you want to say to them. You have to have a lot of insults ready, and then you begin to hurl them at your victim. It must be a constant barage of one after the other, or it will not work. The most important part is to not let them get a word in. If they try to interupt you just get louder and keep talking. If executed correctly, it should get everyone else laughing, and your adversary crying.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

I love making the twelve-year-old smack talking shits on live cry.

How exactly do you accomplish that? :O

You have to spend a while thinking of everything you want to say to them. You have to have a lot of insults ready, and then you begin to hurl them at your victim. It must be a constant barage of one after the other, or it will not work. The most important part is to not let them get a word in. If they try to interupt you just get louder and keep talking. If executed correctly, it should get everyone else laughing, and your adversary crying.

I shall use this weaponry for good of mankind. Thankyou.

You must use it only for good and for awesome.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Well yeah, I mean who doesn't hate 12-year olds? Even 12-year-olds hate 12-year olds for Christ's sake! I mean, all they want is to be 13, just so they can stop being 12.

 

[Harrowdown]

I'd totally play CoD if this guy had his way.

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

I'd love to hear what he says to the little twits because I'm sure that it would be both amusing and enlightening. What would be truly hilarious is if he proceeded to announce various facts, phone numbers, and addresses pertaining the annoyance in question. I bet the line would go dead real quick.

I personnaly would love a "mute everyone but my friends" button. Pure. BLiss.

Yeah, where is that? It should have been a required feature by now.

 

[Skorpyo]

Maybe when game companies own the world they can have a special kind of police that finds swearing 12 year olds and shoves soap in their mouths...

Or, perhaps, wraps them in barbed wire and shoots them into the sun?

(source:http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=wrapped%20in%20barbed%20wire%20and%20shot%20into%20the%20sun)

Every-time some 12 year old prick pisses me off, I quit the game, and go watch this, and I instantly feel better. Try it sometimes.

"Future Hero", YOU are my favorite person of the day. *Laughs histarically*