Haha, THIS! One thousand times this! I've not been caught yet, and when I lived at home my parents gave me well enough privacy when my girlfriend was over... But whenever Mum knocked on my door at other time, she would burst in before I could reply. I had to flatly tell her that if I was... 'doing anything', that seven femtoseconds would not be long enough for me to pull my pants up.Longstreet said:Might need to read up on her knocking etiquette,though, since it is usually common to wait till someone yells "come in" or what not instead of waiting 0.000000001 second and then opening the door anyway.
OT: If you don't include all the times we would HAVE to have been overheard at my girlfriend's place (her room was directly opposite her parents' room), the closest we came to being caught was by her sister. We weren't having sex, but we were half naked and mucking about in the back seat of her car, which was parked in the garage (we had no time to go into the house ). Suddenly, the roller door behind us went up and headlights blasted into the car as her sister arrived home... We both ducked and waited (the radio of the car was on so that was a bit of a giveaway) yet her sister either had the sense not to investigate, or was oblivious. Phew!
CAPTCHA: 'Hairy Eyeball'
...Well, I can't say I've heard it called THAT before!