Caught having sex

[darksakul]

I was once caught having sex with the girl's boyfriend.
She was already nude and just have my pants on when he walked in.

Man we trash that place in that fight, at least I won the fight (I fight dirty).
Bonus she apologize to me over the phone the next day, and apparently most of the stuff that was trashed was her boyfriend's stuff. But we stop seeing each other after that.

 

[Captain Pirate]

I've never had sex to get caught doing it, however I have been caught fooling around with girls twice.
The second time she was rather de-robed as it were, and my friend just briefly opened the door to see our hands and bodily parts in frisky places.
I was very drunk, but I'll never forget his face.
I would've been annoyed, but his reaction before quickly slamming the door was truly hilarious.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Nope, although my mum nearly caught me with one of my exes about to 'get ready' for it.
She used to act like having sex was the worst thing imaginable, especially moreso because I was 15 at time. Probably worse than stabbing someone in the face.
Probably because there hasn't been anyone in my family who hasn't had a kid by age 20.

I've probably been overheard. I've been told I'm loud >.<'

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I've yet to be caught having sex...

... with a partner.

 

[3quency]

When I was 16 years old I had my first girlfriend and we made out all the time(Score!). Every time we did her little brother would run to their mom screaming "They're doing S.E.X!!!". At first she'd come and peak in on us in her room just to make sure we weren't going any further than making out. Eventually she stopped checking on us. So one day we were in my girl's room and we really were about to have sex for the first time. Her little brother walked in (we were allowed to close the door but not lock it, shut up) and saw us and went screaming to his mother that we were "doing S.E.X.". We weren't about to risk it so we hastily put our pants back on and went back to watching whatever we had been watching. Her mother didn't come to check on us but we never got to try again, we broke up soon after, and I was sexually frustrated for the next 6 years.

The moral of this story? Fuck little brothers, just fuck all of em!

I would but they do nothing for me.
/black humour

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Nope. Never had sex. Damn, I'm sad now.

 

[Naeras]

I've been quasi-caught three times or something, and flat-out busted about three other times. Yay.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

Me and my girl were goin at it at her place, she left her door unlocked, her upstairs neighbour came in to ask for something, my response, I just kept going... the neighbour heard the sex, and left, that's the closes I've been to "getting caught".

If anyone actually does walk in, unless they're armed and intent on causing me harm I will ignore them, why? Because, when I get it on, I generally don't stop 'til I'm done, and if they wanna watch, good for them?

Why would I be embarrassed? I mean if me naked and ruttin, is good enough for all the women it has been good enough for over the years, what shame is there in someone else seein it?

 

[The White Hunter]

me and my girlfriend

My mum walked in on me with my then boyfriends dick in my mouth when I was 15.
That was a fun experience. The trick to getting past it is to stop giving a fuck about what other people think about you and be like, yeah I was tapping that, why does that affect you?

It'll be fine dude. Dw bout it. My mum still hasnt disowned me.

 

[The White Hunter]

I got caught having sex with my ex by her Dad... on the hood of his Jag.

Yeah, that went down about as well as you would expect.

Sounds like a pretty Jag thing to do though

I mean fi you're gonna get caught get caught doing it right, aye?

 

[nothingspringstomind]

Caught once at a friend's flat. I was the only person who could roll a joint, so the girl who owned the flat walked in and froze.

"Join in or get out." I said.

She left, we finished, i am now a legend among my friends.

Like a Boss.

 

[SckizoBoy]

So after all the times of looking at forums where people discussed themselves getting caught having sex it seems im now a part of that group..kinda...earlier today my mother walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex for the first time. I cant even make eye contact with her anymore. so im just wondering, anyone else have any very awkward situations like this?

Maybe you should... to break the ice... ask her what it was like with your Dad for the first time!! Think about it...

¬_¬

Look her in the eyes and finish like a boss.

Seriously, I have no idea what I'd do in that situation. First of all my family isn't ashamed about sex, my mom forced me to come along to help her pick out lingerie for her to impress my dad. Second my mom has been pestering me to get laid and has been calling me gay because I haven't done it yet so she'd probably be happy and I could see her asking if I need anything.

Why do I get the feeling she'd actually pull up a chair and start critiquing you... >_> ... I'm a sick man...

OT: A couple times...

1) We're going at it in the room she shares with her sister. Also, bear in mind her feet are fixed in place by a bar with restraints, and she's hanging on to two handles held in place by virtue of a closed door. Half-way (or something) in, the door suddenly opens and aforementioned sister comes stumbling in half-naked getting very handsy with her boyfriend. I would've appreciated the sight of her tits, but I had fallen back, soon followed by the gf who landed just above my erection. So her sister was greeted with her naked little sister trying to cover up my hard-on sticking up between her legs with me groaning in pain directly behind her... joy...

2) Same sister caught me simultaneously/alternately choking and fingering the gf. This happened to be the occasion when I noted that my girlfriend got off on being watched.

3) Hyde Park, though I'm not sure if anyone saw us stumble out of the bushes in differing states of undress afterwards, though a dog did scare the shit out of me just after I'd finished.

 

[farscythe]

eh tbh..having yer mom walk in is bad enough..... wait till yer daughter does and stands in doorway staring at you mouth agape till ye tell her to please close the door n be asleep like youre sposed to be....

..... i dont think i can articulate the feeling better than dots...

 

[hazabaza1]

4) "Holy shit, I think that's sex, I better take a look to be sure she's ok. Wow, she's not only ok, she's hot. I can't believe my daughter is so sexual now. Wow, look at the two hot people having sex. Hmmm, I better go now, seems something has come up". This MIGHT have happened. You know parents don't become neutered when they have kids. They still recognize hot sex for hot sex. Do you really think parents of hot kids don't know their kids are hot? Sure, they might not want to have sex with them for a variety of good reasons, but that doesn't mean watching them have sex would be some kind of gross turn off.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

OT: I'll report back after it happens. Or not.

 

[soren7550]

Once. Kind of. It was one of the first few times I did it with the boyfriend, and things were all done, but I was still utterly neekid when Mr. Boyfriend's mother's boyfriend came in. For you see, he left his door open, and his room was right in front of his apartment door. I quickly made my way to a corner that he (the mother's boyfriend) presumably couldn't see me in and went home soon after. Apparently, that whole incident was never mentioned between my boyfriend and his mother's.

 

[higgs20]

been caught with a few people, by a few people, mostly my housemates, and once by my mum when i was home, the situation is only as awkward as you make it, laugh it off and put a tie on the door or something next time.

 

[Jadams]

well my brother walked in once, that was more awkward for him though
oh well XD

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I got caught having sex with my ex by her Dad... on the hood of his Jag.

Yeah, that went down about as well as you would expect.

Sounds like a pretty Jag thing to do though

I mean fi you're gonna get caught get caught doing it right, aye?

Indeed. He was ex-army and all, genuinely thought I was going to die. But my God was it worth it.

 

[AnarchistFish]

Better than being caught wanking.

Oh god the shame

 

[Risingblade]

Coming from a person who has never had a girlfriend but is still completely logical about relationship mindsets.....

Why would you have sex in a house full of people with the doors unlocked? Does the excitement of being caught intrigue you, or are you just plain old stupid? And if it does intrigue you, then why are you ashamed and embarrassed when it happens? It seems like your asking for it to be honest.

Is it that hard to say your going over to a friend's house without telling them which friend? Then go to a motel or something so you don't have to be quiet?

Really how hard is it to lock the fucking door? Nobody wants to walk in or be walked in on. Also who the fuck does that while their mother is in the house?

What if your door doesn't have a lock? My parents actually at one point forbid me from having a lock on the inside of my door as long as I was living under their roof.

Of course, they also knock and wait for me to say 'come in,' or 'I'm decent,' or whatnot. I've heard about families whose parents just barge into their rooms. I'm really really glad I don't live in one.

Then don't do it in your house? Go to her house? Say you're going to the mall then go to a motel? be creative man!