My mum walked in on me with my then boyfriends dick in my mouth when I was 15.Aarowbeatsdragon said:me and my girlfriend
Sounds like a pretty Jag thing to do thoughNinjaDeathSlap said:I got caught having sex with my ex by her Dad... on the hood of his Jag.
Yeah, that went down about as well as you would expect.
Maybe you should... to break the ice... ask her what it was like with your Dad for the first time!! Think about it...Aarowbeatsdragon said:So after all the times of looking at forums where people discussed themselves getting caught having sex it seems im now a part of that group..kinda...earlier today my mother walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex for the first time. I cant even make eye contact with her anymore. so im just wondering, anyone else have any very awkward situations like this?
Why do I get the feeling she'd actually pull up a chair and start critiquing you... >_> ... I'm a sick man...TehCookie said:Look her in the eyes and finish like a boss.
Seriously, I have no idea what I'd do in that situation. First of all my family isn't ashamed about sex, my mom forced me to come along to help her pick out lingerie for her to impress my dad. Second my mom has been pestering me to get laid and has been calling me gay because I haven't done it yet so she'd probably be happy and I could see her asking if I need anything.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEWolverine18 said:4) "Holy shit, I think that's sex, I better take a look to be sure she's ok. Wow, she's not only ok, she's hot. I can't believe my daughter is so sexual now. Wow, look at the two hot people having sex. Hmmm, I better go now, seems something has come up". This MIGHT have happened. You know parents don't become neutered when they have kids. They still recognize hot sex for hot sex. Do you really think parents of hot kids don't know their kids are hot? Sure, they might not want to have sex with them for a variety of good reasons, but that doesn't mean watching them have sex would be some kind of gross turn off.
Indeed. He was ex-army and all, genuinely thought I was going to die. But my God was it worth it.SkarKrow said:Sounds like a pretty Jag thing to do thoughNinjaDeathSlap said:I got caught having sex with my ex by her Dad... on the hood of his Jag.
Yeah, that went down about as well as you would expect.
I mean fi you're gonna get caught get caught doing it right, aye?
Then don't do it in your house? Go to her house? Say you're going to the mall then go to a motel? be creative man!MelasZepheos said:Don Savik said:Coming from a person who has never had a girlfriend but is still completely logical about relationship mindsets.....
Why would you have sex in a house full of people with the doors unlocked? Does the excitement of being caught intrigue you, or are you just plain old stupid? And if it does intrigue you, then why are you ashamed and embarrassed when it happens? It seems like your asking for it to be honest.
Is it that hard to say your going over to a friend's house without telling them which friend? Then go to a motel or something so you don't have to be quiet?What if your door doesn't have a lock? My parents actually at one point forbid me from having a lock on the inside of my door as long as I was living under their roof.Risingblade said:Really how hard is it to lock the fucking door? Nobody wants to walk in or be walked in on. Also who the fuck does that while their mother is in the house?
Of course, they also knock and wait for me to say 'come in,' or 'I'm decent,' or whatnot. I've heard about families whose parents just barge into their rooms. I'm really really glad I don't live in one.