Congratulations! You've been hired by the villians from the last game you've played!

[Evilsanta]

I work for the angels on Bayonetta...It could be worse. As long as i dont run in to Bayonetta that is.

 

[Mikeyfell]

shit I just got hired by those god damn Rock Band 3 keyboard solos
fuck.....

 

[wickes666]

umm.... does this mean im working for Mother Russia?

 

[Gutkrusha]

Hmm. So.. The Geth don't really make people join them.. Does that mean I get to be a mindless Husk? Can't say i'd enjoy that much.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Team rocket's rocking!

 

[Mrsoupcup]

HORRAY! I get to work for Team Rocket!

 

[CaptainKoala]

Ahhhhhhhh man! I have to be a head-crab. This sucks.

 

[Kopikatsu]

I work for the President of the United States? Well, damn.

 

[alittlepepper]

I have a strong feeling that the razorbacks will regret putting me on their team.

Before that: ...Well, I guess I'll have to just have a very short memory and pray that whatever ninja decides to make shish-kabobs of all my friends is doing a speedrun of the level.

 

[Ghengis John]

Considering the last game I played was Fallout New Vegas It's not exactly clear who I'm working for. Well. Shit. Damn morally complex universe... Now if I were to pop another game in that would just be cheating.

 

[TimeLord]

Destroy them from within to help the games hero! They can't do it without me!

Except the hero is Jedi with 2 lightsabers and ridiculous Force powers.

He probably doesn't need my help.

 

[The Scythian]

The KOTOR 2 Sith Empire? Do I at least get some dark side?

 

[zHellas]

Nooo!!! I don't wanna work for

Spoiler

The Crawler!!!

 

[Gabanuka]

HA! Was just playing Civ 5 and I haven't gone to war with anyone yet!

You have now been employed by Gandhi. Enjoy your stay.

Dear God no! That guys fucking mental!

 

[E-Penguin]

HA! Was just playing Civ 5 and I haven't gone to war with anyone yet!

You have now been employed by Gandhi. Enjoy your stay.

Dear God no! That guys fucking mental!

On the other hand, you do get to ride an elephant. Or work the fields. Or you get to suffocate in a coal mine. It's (not) your choice.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

So I'm working for that bond type villain with the forgettable name from Black Ops. Here's hoping they pick veteran!

 

[TehCookie]

I just played the Sims, does that make me the Repoman? That's the only evil guy I can think of.

 

[Mr.Amakir]

So i work for Satan and my job is to kill the main character from Painkiller whatever his name was.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

But, I have nothing against the Jews!