Congratulations! You've been hired by the villians from the last game you've played!

[ChaoticKraus]

AWESOME I'M WORKING FOR ARES! (God of War 1)

Sweet, i get to fight alongside minotaurs and gorgons and all kind of crazy thing burning down Athens. I'm gonna have a blast, then Kratos will come and slice me up..... maybe this wasn't so great after all.

 

[Leemaster777]

So wait, I'm working for the Arch-demon now? Fuck, I guess that makes me a darkspawn. Well, I get to kill alot of dudes. Then... I get to kill alot of dudes. Then I spend most of my time underground.

This job sucks. I think I was doing the guys from Dragon Age a favor by killing them.

 

[Polock]

All hail King Bowser! I am a koopa troopa

 

[gamepopper101]

Are there bad guys in the Bit.Trip games?

 

[emeraldrafael]

Well, I'm working for the enemies of the SAS and US navy from MW. hm... its not a bad thing. if i can be leader, i can lead to a deal brokering where i can come away with all i want and need while the us and uk get begrudgingly screwed in the ass from my deal.

 

[nuba km]

so I am a yu-gi-oh villain.... I call jurrac monsters (flaming dinosaurs and 1 T-Rex made of a volcano).

 

[Infernai]

...So, i work for Teryn Loghain? Well, as long as i get some decent weapons and armor i'll be fine. Then again, by the time the Warden shows up i'll either defect or think up some form of elaborate death trap.

 

[Tjoubou]

You mean... The sanctum fal'cie? So i'm an l'cie now!! ow bummer...

 

[Lekonua]

But I don't want to work for the Grox! They're assholes!

 

[Bravo 21]

Combine forces, well as long as I steer clear of physiscist with an abnormal degree of weapons proficiency, i just might make it through this. maybe i can be stationed offworld, that sounds safe, if boring

 

[Thundero13]

I've been hired by Bowser, it's preetty good all I have to to is walk around aimlessly all day and run into mario or luigi if I see them.

 

[Scarynerd]

Apparently i'm working for Baron Nashor...yeah!!!!

 

[drisky]

The Collectors form Mass Effect 2 screw those guys, there trying to destroy my species, and there just plain jerks.

 

[Blue Musician]

Is there some good in Pathologic?
Anyways, the second game I last played was Prince of Persia 2: Warrior Within, so I now work for the Dahaka!

 

[ZombiGenisis]

NOOOOO, I will never work for the Alliance!

 

[Lolth17]

So... I guess I work for the Lords of Shadow? Hmm, I hope I'm a necromancer. That'd be neat...

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

But I already destroyed the gittish empire in Dragon Quest 9

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Well... I am a professional henchman already, so I guess I'm okay with the concept. I just don't want to work for Caesar's Legion.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Reznov is going to have my head on a stick...