Congratulations! You've been hired by the villians from the last game you've played!

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I hope the Renaissance conspirators had life insurance. 'Cause I am fucked.

 

[psychowatcher]

...I seem to have been forcefully recruited in the Rogues gang... which is going to suck what with most of New York pissed off at 'em... Maybe I can hide in a box somewhere. Or run with the Orphans... Better to be part of the Omega gang that to be part of the dead gang.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

For Mordor!

 

[Xorph]

So I'm with the Covenant now? As long as I get a Carbine instead of a Needle Rifle. Or a Beam Rifle, that would be nice. Otherwise, FRIENDLY FIRE FOR EVERYBODY!!!

 

[LogicNProportion]

I work for The Covenant as I destroy Reach.

:[

Imma' help the humies.

 

[TheMonkeySlayer]

I was playing Pokemon Emerald, fighting Team Aqua.
I am now a PIRATE POKEMON TRAINER.
Fuck Yeahrrr!!!

 

[Scarecrow]

I work for the sons os Samedi....cool! And I have a great new idea...we actully kill the saints leader!

That'd never work.

I'd say you and veteran child just kick back and smoke a bowl.

Now if you worked for the brotherhood you may have stood a chance. Provided your leader didn't go all emo because he crushed his own girlfriend with his monster truck.

<3 that game.

No man, I've got the perfect plan! We dump veteran child, get a helicopter and a sniper rilfe and then we snipe the saints leader as he is driving his septic truck around flinging shit on peoples house's.

 

[ArcaneFyre]

So I just joined Spetsnaz? Sweet.

 

[cridia]

I ended up working at a cafe. Considering the bad guys of the game I last played are pretty much the good guys anyway.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Even if the elites help us in the third game, the covvies can take their money and shove it!

*high fives master chief*

 

[Lilani]

Damn, Master Xehanort is really creepy, too. But at least I can close my eyes and act like I'm working for Mr. Spock

 

[Thoric485]

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

 

[justcallmeslow]

The last game I played was Minecraft. So I guess I bounce about the place all night, shooting arrows at some dude until the sun comes up and I burn to death.

Hmm, could be an improvement to my current job...

 

[Zeraki]

I work for the Lich King now. I'm trying to get a transfer to the Twilight's Hammer though... better dental plan, and a much warmer climate.

 

[RandallJohn]

I work for the 7 evil Exs of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World now?

YES I GET TO SEE LUCAS LEE!!!!

You may get stuck working for Gideon, though... @_@

 

[no one really]

Last game I played: Uncharted

So basically I'd have to become an ethnic minority and have no chance of surviving. xD

At least you get paid ^_^