Dead bodies in the closet...?

[Exerzet]

Depends entirely on what time of day I notice it. If it was right off the bat, after waking up, I'd most likely not react at all, as I'm a zombie-like creature until around 11. After that however I'd call the police, then moan about the clothes it ruined afterwards.

 

[stvncpr236]

My initial reaction would be something along the lines of,screaming, wetting myself, and vomiting, not necessarily in that order. And then because I have never been one to waste resources my second reaction would be "Who wants soup."

I kid of course I would never make soup out of people. Human meat is much better suited to sandwiches.

 

[vidirg]

same as always, put the corpses on my boat, ride the boat as far away from my Island as I can and then dump it in.

 

[ZombieMonkey7]

Wait a second, the last time I checked there were only 4 dead bodies in here

 

[Necroid_Neko]

'Ah, another man falls victim to the sight of my naked body, but that's what you get for perving on me from my closet.'

 

[Viral_Lola]

Well now, how did that get there? Honestly, I rarely check my closets so a dead body in there would escape my detection until it started smelling. Any who, I would scream and throw up.

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

Probably some thing calm and collected like EYTUOP$QWJIOTYU"$IMYUIGUJKWRYUT$KWTUWHATTHEHELLISTHISOI$&689WIOTWGWJ!

 

[Scarim Coral]

It would be a huge shock to me as in like "HOLY SHIT! OMG WTH BBQ!" I guess I can also find out if I will vomit at the site of it (I tend to think I can handle see the most guresome site).

 

[jordan312]

Why is it people think my closet is a good place to die, *sniff sniff*, fair play.

 

[strangemoose]

weird...i thought i had 2 in there

 

[ElPatron]

Farenheit/Indigo Prophecy.

If that happens it's likely that I am being framed, and the police are on their way.

Time to clean the evidence and cheer myself up.

 

[That's Funny]

Wait, I have a closet? Why was I not informed sooner.

[small] oh great another body needing of some burning[/small]

 

[Kakashi on crack]

hmm, was just joking around when I made this... Still, good to see people having fun

 

[Magnalian]

'Oh goody! Free breakfast!'

..Nah, I'd probably faint.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

"Now none of us will be virgins."

 

[lRookiel]

Perhaps a bit off taste but still, I had to......

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[AstylahAthrys]

Oh, so THAT'S what I did after I blacked out just before I went on vacation. Huh.

I'd hope that my nose was decent enough to pick up the horrid smell of a rotting body before a week was up with.

If it had been in there a week, though, I'd probably be a bit sick to my stomach. Upon finishing puking, I'd call the police, a (damned good) lawyer, and a realtor.

My serious answer is this, actually.

 

[Philol]

Perhaps a bit off taste but still, I had to......

<spoiler=For shits and giggles>

Wow that is just delightful mate

OT: I would be wondering who thought they could put a body in my closet and get away with it!

 

[tobi the good boy]

"Well shit"
Then proceed to call the police.

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

Well, If it happened to me, Id just move it someone elses closet... hey its not my problem now!

But seriously, You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Best quote ever I do believe